Sessions hunts "Swamp Thing"

Written by Aspartame Boy

Friday, 10 February 2017

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Swamp Thing, you make me sick

Washington DC - Senator Sessions got out his guitar, got together with his boys in the garage to celebrate his confirmation with a brand new set of Lyrics for "Wild Thing", reproduced below. He and the boys cranked it up so loud the swamp things got all agitated like.


Swamp thing, you make my pigeon sing
You make everything a felony, swamp thing
Swamp , I think I hate you
But I wanna know for sure
Come on and cop the plea
I hate you
Swamp thing, you make my pigeon sing
You make everything a felony, swamp thing
Swamp thing, I think you're a pedophile
But I wanna know for sure
Come on and cop the plea
You sicken me
Swamp thing, you make my pigeon sing
You makeā€¦

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