Washington, DC President Trump gave Queen Elizabeth a call this weekend to ask her what Brexit means. In the course of the conversation, Trump remarked that his wife, Melania the First Lady, did not care for the White House and had only been there once, filled up all the closets with her clothes and shoes, and has never been back.
This led to Trump quizzing the Queen about all her castles for about two hours. The Royal Chambermaids had to keep nudging the Queen to wake her up during the phone call.
The phone call ended with Trump promising the White House to the entire Royal Family except anyone not a Royal Highness. (Trump did not want to allow any Serene Highnesses to be able to use the accommodations.) In return Trump wanted the deed to Bagshot Park and to be made a Marquess or Sheik.
The Queen noted to Prince Philip what an imbecile was Trump was since a Marquess was a female and a Sheik isn's a British Royal Title.
Trump tried to follow up with some paperwork for the Queen to sign but it was returned "Postage Due."
