Kim Jong Un Has Ten More Brothers in Hiding

Written by JinoLeFeeto

Thursday, 16 February 2017

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Kim J-ong Un and now deceased older brother Kim Jong Jim

Kim Jong Un still has ten more brothers or half brothers scattered around the world in exile or hiding. Here is a list of their names and last known whereabouts:

Kim Jong Jam - Last seen Pitkipsy, New York in an olive factory. Said to have 5 nationalities, including Thailand, Cambodia, Tripoli, and the Isle of Langerhan where he drives for Uber.

Kim Jong Jon - British, writes for an internet Spoof news page, hated for spreading bad grammer and trivial crapola. This brother is just as likely to be hit by a local as his brother Un, He drives for Uber

Kim Jong Juke - Never seen, but rumored to have a coffee stand in a market place in Istanbul, has a mole that moves around his face, said to be a roving beauty mark, but as nobody has ever seen it we really don't f'ing know. He may also drive for Uber

Kim Jong Ill - The eldest, Ill was the son of Kim Jong Il and his 14th wife who lost favor when she called the late dictator a Dick tator head. She was never seen again. Kim Jong Ill is thought to be in Mexico where he helps to dig tunnels and drives for Uber

Kim Jong Dong - Had a failed career as a porn star in L.A., now thought to be in Bollywood scamming tourists who want to be in movies.Rumored to drive for Uber

Kim Jong Ding - Was the twin of Kim Jong Don, yes they were called Ding Dong when they were pushed in a twin carriage at a young age. But that was as much family life as either saw. Ding went to school in Sweden, then disappeared after his fathers death, rumored to be in the Alps selling time shares in a fake Pyong Yang government resort. Also rumored to drive for Uber

Kim Jong Gin - Name after his mother's favorite alcohol and riddled with birth defects from her alcoholism, Gin doesn't speak, he grunts a lot. He has a peg leg and very large hands. He is currently in South Africa where he drives for Uber.

Kim Jong Don - Named after Don King, not Donald....He has a very strange afro and has been spotted recently in Las Vegas going to boxing matches. He drives for Uber but has a driver rating of .0002 and so doesn't work all that much, is somey

Kim Jong Joe - Joe's mother is American, she crossed the border into North Korea by mistake and 50 North Korean solders landed on top of her. She was eventually brought to the supreme leader and the rest is history, Joe was born with blonde hair which of course has to be died black every other day to keep it that dark shiney Kim Jong color.

Kim Jong Willy - Was actually dis-owned and is not considered to be a son of Kim Jong Il, but he still considered a threat because he breaths and Kim Jong Un is a paranoid mother.

Kim Jong Il had no daughters that are admitted to but their numbers could be in the hundreds and they have not been tracked as a risk, since only hugely insane bastards have a chance in hell at the job. He drives for Uber.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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