Trump Condemns Flaunting White Supremacy
In a national address following the latest racially motivated mass shooting by a man who claimed to be protecting his country from an ethnic invasion by Hispanics, United States President Donald Trump strongly condemned violently flaunting white supr...
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Young Black Male Wanted for Unspeakable Sex Crimes
The New York City Police Department is asking for the public's assistance in apprehending a medium- to dark-skinned black male between the ages of 17 and 25, who is wanted in the New York City area for questioning in regard to unspeakable alleged sex...
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US Expands Powers To Execute Illegal Migrants Without Trial
In a move which even Franz Kafka would have had trouble making sense of, US legislators have today passed a law to ease the lengthy deportation process involving illegal migrants, dispensed with immigration hearings, and given the green light to summ...
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Rio Ferdinand Claims John Terry No Longer On His Christmas Card List
The Manchester United and former England defender Rio Ferdinand has told reporters that his ex-England team-mate John Terry is a "despicable cad" and no longer on the black star's Christmas card list. Terry has been at the centre of racist abuse a...
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President Trump: Racist Bone Located
Doctors at a top military medical facility have said that, after an extensive search, they have discovered what may turn out to be a racist bone in the body of US president, Donald Trump. The president asserted, when reacting to criticism over his...
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Racist TV Shows To Make Comeback Under Boris Johnson
As the Conservative Party leadership race starts to get on your tits, sources inside the party have said that, should Boris Johnson be successful, TV viewers can look forward to a whole swathe of racist and homophobic shows that had been, hitherto, s...
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London Marathon Winner Kept On Running All The Way Back To Kenya
AL Neocons Dismayed to Realize Types of Babies Likely to Be Born as Result of Restrictive New Anti-Abortion Law
Politically Correct Man Guiltily Has a Racial Thought
Black And White Minstrel Show To Make Comeback!
Way Is Now Open For Jussie Smollett To Become The New Chewbacca
Trump N-word Speech Can 'Only Be A Matter Of Time'
Scientists discover missing particle responsible for racism
Administration Advisor: Jihad is a 'Legitimate Tenet of Islam'
Boris Johnson Undergoes Secret Diversity Training Before Tory Leadership Challenge
Prince Philip Cracks Filipino Nurse Joke - Makes Her Cry
Footballers too stupid to understand concept of racism, report finds
The Zendora Continent of Planet Zigora struggles to reduce racism
President Trump And E.T. Have Area 51 Meeting Next Week
President Donald Trump is to make a historic visit to Area 51 on Monday, and already has a meeting scheduled with one of his most-loved cinematic heroes, E.T. the Extraterrestrial. Mr. Trump was still a child in 1982, when the movie was released,...
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E.T. Has Just About Had Enough, And Is Ready To Take Over The Running Of The World
E.T. the Extraterrestrial, the star of the 1982 movie of the same name, has said that he is just about sick and tired of messing around with the imbeciles on Earth, and is now ready to take over the running of the planet from his home at Area 51.
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Oprah Winfrey To Interview Jussie Smollett In TV Special
Oprah Winfrey is to interview former Empire actor Jussie Smollett in a TV Special which will be broadcast live on air on her OWN channel this Sunday evening at 8pm. Smollett is the man who has been accused of staging a bogus attack on himself, whi...
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Video Discovered of Wayans Brothers in Shocking 2004 White Face Incident
Hollywood - Local news outlets have discovered a disturbing 15-year-old video, clearly showing Shawn and Marlon Wayans, famous comedians and movie directors, wearing "white face" costumes during the filming of one of their movies. The duo could...
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BTS Band Members Subjected To Racist Abuse By Angry Fans Who Mistook Them For Asian Immigrants
Racist tendencies showed themselves again at the weekend, when several members of Korean supergroup, BTS, were barracked and insulted before their concert at Wembley Stadium in front of 60,000 screaming fans. Trouble flared when the band members w...
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Trump claims he is no more racist than Hitler
In an extraordinary set of tweets, President Donald Trump has tried to describe how completely not racist he really is. He put his level of non-racism at the same level as the Nazis. "They weren't racist," he tweeted. "They were very fine people. The...
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We had no idea Congressman who wore Blackface to Congressional Halloween party was a racist, say Republicans.
Senior Republicans last night said that they had no idea that Rep. Steve King was a racist even though he wore Blackface to their last Halloween party. Party leaders said that Mr King had shocked them to their cores after saying in a New York Time...
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Jussie Smollett In Second Racist And Homophobic Attack
Jussie Smollett, the former actor who used to star in 'Empire' before an alleged racist and homophobic attack left him scared to tell the truth, has suffered a second racist and homophobic attack, which was every bit as terrifying - if not more - tha...
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Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Vow To Protect Border
As the seven migrant caravans move ever closer to the US/Mexico border, President Donald Trump received a major boost earlier today, when the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders vowed to 'stand their ground' in the faces of the invaders, and to dance to the...
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Covington Catholic High School's Nick Sandmann Has Just The Sort Of Face You'd Like To Plant Your Fist In, Says Man
A teenage boy who stood smirking in the face of a Native American elder whilst the latter sang the Indigenous People's Walking song at the Lincoln memorial, has the kind of face you'd like to plant your fist in, claims a man with violent tendencies.
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Liam Neeson Quits Acting To Join Police
Liam Neeson, the Hollywood actor superstar, the veteran of more than a hundred movies, and Oscar-nominee for his latest film 'Cold Pursuit', has announced his intention to quit the silver screen, and to join the police force. Neeson, 66, said that...
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Man Doesn't Understand Why He Can't Find Work
A gifted graduate from medicine school, with many other useful practical skills, cannot comprehend why he has, thus far, been so unsuccessful in the job market. Maris Radszcinszi studied Medicine for four years, and, when an opening didn't immedia...
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Trump Told To Go Back To Where His Grandfather Came From
A hundred and thirty-four years is a long time, but when you say it again, and say to yourself that 134 years is the amount of time that Donald Trump's entire ancestral line has spent in the United States, we have to wonder: Is it long enough?...
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Trump Rejected by White Supremacist Organization
President Donald J. Trump’s application to exclusive white supremacist organization, Whitest & Brightest, has been rejected for “failure to exemplify and demonstrate by example the inherent superiority of the Aryan race.” In his application, T...
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