Funny story - Washington Redskins To Change Their Name To Something Completely Different

Washington Redskins To Change Their Name To Something Completely Different

The Washington Redskins, having come in for criticism in relation to their name, which could be said to be an affront to Native American Indians, are seriously considering making a major change. Slated for the derogatory name 'Redskins', the franc…

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Funny story - Houston Astros Consider Namechange

Houston Astros Consider Namechange

The Houston Astros are coming under increasing pressure to alter their team name tonight, after Black Lives Matter (BLM) representatives claimed the word 'Astros' was disrespectful to people of African origin, sounding, as it does, a bit like 'Afros'...

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Funny story - Black Women In Open Revolt Against Violent Husbands

Black Women In Open Revolt Against Violent Husbands

Just when we thought things couldn't possibly get any worse after the recent Black Lives Matter demonstrations and riots, a new protest has begun, against the domestic violence suffered against their persons by the black wives of black men. The o…

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Funny story - George Clinton To Re-release 'Paint The White House Black'

George Clinton To Re-release 'Paint The White House Black'

George Clinton, the leader of P-Funk bands, Parliament and Funkadelic, who has been named as the President of the Black United States of America by the Black Lives Matter organization, is set to re-release his popular 1993 single, 'Paint The White Ho…

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Funny story - Black Lives Matter Targets English Towns With 'White' In Their Name

Black Lives Matter Targets English Towns With 'White' In Their Name

As the Black Lives Matter caravan careers on and on, with, seemingly, no limit as to where it might end up, there has been unrest in hundreds of locations in England whose names contain the word 'White'. Demonstrations, protests, riots, looting, a…

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Funny story - Black Lives Matter Install George Clinton As President Of The Black USA

Black Lives Matter Install George Clinton As President Of The Black USA

As tempers continued to fray at the weekend, there was a major development away from the rioting, when the Black Lives Matter organization officially declared the former Parliament and Funkadelic frontman, George Clinton, the President of the Black U…

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Funny story - Local Man Says He Hates His Black Neighbours

Local Man Says He Hates His Black Neighbours

Local man Dougie Grimes has admitted today that he hates his new neighbours, and has no remorse for posting on social media about his feelings towards Blacks. "Every one of them is a good-for-nothing, lazy-ass turd. They play their music all nigh...

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Funny story - White House To Remain White - For The Time Being

White House To Remain White - For The Time Being

There is to be an all-channel announcement tonight about the future of the White House, after it had been rumored on various social media platforms, that, after pressure from the Black Lives Matter organization, the address at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenu…

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Funny story - White Cliffs Of Dover To Be Demolished As Black Lives Matter Campaign Gathers Pace

White Cliffs Of Dover To Be Demolished As Black Lives Matter Campaign Gathers Pace

There's already an 'erosion issue' on the Kent coast, but leaders of Britain's black communities say they are not prepared to wait for Nature to take its course, and have demanded that the White Cliffs of Dover be taken down, and consigned to history...

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Funny story - Black Lives Matter Joined By Other Colors That Matter

Black Lives Matter Joined By Other Colors That Matter

There was trouble brewing all around the world last night, as the apparent success of the Black Lives Matter campaign gave rise to calls from other races that other colors matter as well. Protestors gathered in the Saudi Arabian capital of Riyadh,...

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Funny story - Mississippi Updates Its Flag

Mississippi Updates Its Flag

Biloxi, MS - The state of Mississippi is trying to shed its image as the most racist state in the Union, even deciding to take down their 126 year old flag, which is part confederate. But what to replace it with? ...hmmm? (or in Mississippi's cas...

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Funny story - Native American Indian With Dynamite Arrested At Mount Rushmore

Native American Indian With Dynamite Arrested At Mount Rushmore

It's been announced in the last few minutes, that police in the Black Hills have apprehended and arrested a man carrying a quantity of dynamite in the area of Mount Rushmore. The man was said by witnesses to be a Native American indian, and looked…

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Funny story - New Study Suggests: Old People Aren't Racists, They're Just Assholes

New Study Suggests: Old People Aren't Racists, They're Just Assholes

Michigan - A new study from the Great Lakes Sociological Research Institute suggests that old people aren’t racist, they’re just assholes. The team has been conducting this study for two weeks and have recently come away with the fascinating res…

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Funny story - President Trump's Freudian Slip In Black Lives Matter Speech

President Trump's Freudian Slip In Black Lives Matter Speech

There were more protests in cities across the country last night, complemented by riots, fires and looting, after President Donald Trump, speaking during a televised address to the nation about his "tremendous heartfelt and genuine concern" for the l...

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Funny story - Video Discovered of Wayans Brothers in Shocking 2004 White Face Incident

Video Discovered of Wayans Brothers in Shocking 2004 White Face Incident

Hollywood - Local news outlets have discovered a disturbing 15-year-old video, clearly showing Shawn and Marlon Wayans, famous comedians and movie directors, wearing "white face" costumes during the filming of one of their movies. The duo could...

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Funny story - Racist Bulgarian Ultras So Disgusted, They Left At Halftime

Racist Bulgarian Ultras So Disgusted, They Left At Halftime

There was another easy three points for the England football team in Sofia last night, as Gareth Southgate's boys absolutely annihilated Bulgaria by a trouncingly-reassuring 6-0 scoreline, settling fans' nerves after last week's poor show in the Czec...

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Funny story - Oprah Winfrey To Interview Jussie Smollett In TV Special

Oprah Winfrey To Interview Jussie Smollett In TV Special

Oprah Winfrey is to interview former Empire actor Jussie Smollett in a TV Special which will be broadcast live on air on her OWN channel this Sunday evening at 8pm. Smollett is the man who has been accused of staging a bogus attack on himself, whi...

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Funny story - Racism News: Apes At Zoo Resent Monkey Chanting

Racism News: Apes At Zoo Resent Monkey Chanting

Monkeys at a British zoo have called for football fans to stop using monkey chants to taunt black players, as it tends to portray monkeys as somewhat lower on the evolutionary scale than humans, which they resent. Their concerns relate, more speci...

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Funny story - President Trump And E.T. Have Area 51 Meeting Next Week

President Trump And E.T. Have Area 51 Meeting Next Week

President Donald Trump is to make a historic visit to Area 51 on Monday, and already has a meeting scheduled with one of his most-loved cinematic heroes, E.T. the Extraterrestrial. Mr. Trump was still a child in 1982, when the movie was released,...

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Funny story - Movie Buff Despondent After Finding Out Jake Gyllenhaal Is A Jew

Movie Buff Despondent After Finding Out Jake Gyllenhaal Is A Jew

Movie buff and racist, Chris Patterson, 45, of Newark, NJ, was crestfallen, Thursday, after discovering that one of his favorite actors is Jewish. “I am so disappointed; it is heartbreaking to discover that an actor whose body of work I really adm...

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