Reddit Users Claim Having Pictures Of Mr Met Dressed As A Unicorn
Flushing, NY – As the 2023 MLB season hits full swing, numerous contributors have started and added to several subreddits claiming that the beloved Mr Met, the eponymous mascot for the New York Mets, is in fact a raging, drunken bigot. The out-of-…
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Charles' Coronation Marks 1,000 Years of Compassionate British Rule of Wales, Irleand and Scotland, Etc.
So says Dr. Rotundus Boypincher of the Famous Boypincher Clergy Family - (going far Back in British Church history). He was doing a TV book interview for his latest book - 'How Britain Civilized the World and Made Lots of Money. Doing It'. B…
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Latinas: "No Respecto, No Puta por Macho Hombres"
Marching with the transsexual, gay, non-binary, and transvestite members of the feared MS-12.5 gang (who wear pin berets) whose leaf blowers and rainbow painted machetes glinted in the early morning sun peeking through the New York skyscrapers onto t…
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Fat-Butt Trump - as a Gentleman - Won't Call Ron DeSantis 'Meatball Ron' Anymore
Trump is in a secret PR war with DeSantis for the 2024 presidential nomination. The Indian - American woman Nikki Haley also would like to be President. Apparently in private conversations Trump has reportedly called DeSantis 'Meatball Ron'…
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“The View’s” Whoopi Goldberg to Star as Aunt Jemima in the Movie, "The Damn Civil War Really, Really Sucked"
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – LaLaLand Daily reports that the host of “The View” has just been signed to star in a movie about the American Civil War. Whoopi Goldberg, who probably hates Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump even more than Nancy Pelosi, Hil…
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Family Accidentally Fills Tesla With Gas & Then Is Accused Of Being Black
Palo Alto, CA – A family of four, new Tesla owners, pulled up to a gas station and filled the tank with high-octane fuel. “We just wanted to make sure our newest member of the family had the best gasoline money could buy”, Mrs. Smith Mom chirped…
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Clinton's latest attack on Obama - incriminating childhood photos of him eating his favorite food: Velveeta Grilled Cheese Sandwiches on White Bread
Blacks Criticized For Dressing In Whiteface
If Trump Were Black, Would He Receive As Many Favorable Court Delays?
Louisiana's #1 Voodoo Woman Said She Tried Like Hell, But She Could Not Drive The Damn Demons From Trump's Fat-Ass Body
Taylor Swift Says She's Fed Up With Sen. Marsha Blackburn's Incompetence, Ineptness, And Basic Racist Attitude
Joe Pasquale Makes Wedding Speech About Immigration
The Name Karen Is Now The Most Unpopular Female Baby Name in The U.S.
Mel Gibson to Host Racial Tolerance Classes
Donald and Melania Trump Have Decided To Adopt a Baby From Kenya
Native American Indian With Dynamite Arrested At Mount Rushmore
Arizona: "If You're Brown Don't Go To Town"
The United States Government Is Fed Up With The Voter Suppression Antics of Georgia
New Chinese Fast Food - the Dogburger - At the Jade Dog Restaurant
The Dogburger is exactly what it sounds like. Here in Los Angeles, people are trying the sandwich out of curiosity. Californians are historically adventurous eaters - Remember the 'Donner Pass' event? Anyway, the Jade Dog is a big commercial…
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Steve Bannon's White House Decorator Revives "Whites Only" And "Colored" Bathrooms For Black History Month
Besides eliminating the new all gender bathrooms in the White House, Steve Bannon's decorator is having the old Whites Only and Colored designations painted on the bathroom doors. Because the redecorating was announced during Black History Month,...
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Britney Spears Adopts Twin Girls From Kenya
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The "Oops!...I Did It Again" singer has just announced that she has adopted two little Kenyan girls named Liona and Pantera. Britney, who has six kids already from four different husbands, boyfriends, and lovers, said t…
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"Creamy White Flesh:" Mickey Spillane's Novels Banned as Racist, Sexist
The Library Consortium of America today banned all novels authored by mystery writer Mickey Spillane, who was labeled a white supremacist and misogynist by the librarians. Libraries throughout the United States will burn, rather than discard, all the...
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Rethinking Dr. Seuss
After Harvey Weinstein got put through the politically correct ring of fire, two well known children’s book writers are being dragged out of their graves to be given a re-write by the Anti-Defamation League (ADL). Jews today are better, stronger,…
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Chief Buffalo Belly Captures The World Wrestling Guild's Championship Title
THE BRONX, New York - (Sports Satire) - Reporter Tortilla Torres with The Sports Mirror covered the championship wrestling match between The American Wrestling Federation champion Chief Buffalo Belly and the European champion, Fritz The Nefarious Naz…
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Video Discovered of Wayans Brothers in Shocking 2004 White Face Incident
Hollywood - Local news outlets have discovered a disturbing 15-year-old video, clearly showing Shawn and Marlon Wayans, famous comedians and movie directors, wearing "white face" costumes during the filming of one of their movies. The duo could...
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A Pygmy Wins The Singing Competition Show Kenyan Idol
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Music Moments Magazine writer Calcutta Cotton has just written that the Idol franchise now includes 56 countries all over the world from Arabian Idol to Cambodian Idol and from Singaporean Idol to Brazilian Idol. Mi…
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Following Michael Richards' "N-word" Incident, FDA Warns: Salty Crackers Hazardous to Health
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In the wake of Michael Richards' infamous "N-word" incident, the United States Food and Drug Administration has issued a new warning: salty crackers may be hazardous to your health.
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Pub Patrons Have the Answer to The Overwhelming Immigration Problem
Exciting news folks. I just got the National Survey on Immigration done by the Pub Owners. The Bright Boys in Parliament are stymied - or don't have the Will to fix the problem. So, the Pub Owners stepped in. They are smart Guys. Basically,…
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Conservative talk-show bigot Laura Schlesinger says OK for her to use "N" word since "Blacks use it all the time"
First she did it - not once, not twice but over and over. Had a bad case of on-air verbal diarrhea. Then in a style that is becoming wearily familiar, Conservative talk show host Dr. Laura Schlessinger [mouthpiece for the rabid haters of all thi...
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Weather woman caught up in racism storm
BBC weather favourite Carol Kirkwood has been slammed by the National Assembly Against Racism this week for flagrantly referring to clouds as 'white', 'black', and perhaps worst of all, 'low level black'. NAAR representative Mohammed Azam said he...
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Donald Trump Insists That Son Barron’s Girlfriend Isn’t Black – She’s Just Greek With a Tremendous Tan
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – If there is one thing that is 99.9999% certain is that “Trump The Chump” is a pathological racist. That fact has been proven, and proven, and proven time after time, by tons of people, organizations, and coun…
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Prince Philip takes multicultural awareness course
The Duke of Edinburgh yesterday arrived at the South Lynn Women's Institute in Norfolk to cheers and a plethora of union jacks, but rather than being on an official visit he was there to learn how to change his behaviour. Following a recent court...
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Following Michael Richards' "N-word" Incident, FDA Warns: Salty Crackers Hazardous to Health
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Conservative talk-show bigot Laura Schlesinger says OK for her to use "N" word since "Blacks use it all the time"
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Prince Philip takes multicultural awareness course
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Weather woman caught up in racism storm
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Video Discovered of Wayans Brothers in Shocking 2004 White Face Incident
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“The View’s” Whoopi Goldberg to Star as Aunt Jemima in the Movie, "The Damn Civil War Really, Really Sucked"
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Chief Buffalo Belly Captures The World Wrestling Guild's Championship Title
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New Chinese Fast Food - the Dogburger - At the Jade Dog Restaurant
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Fat-Butt Trump - as a Gentleman - Won't Call Ron DeSantis 'Meatball Ron' Anymore
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Latinas: "No Respecto, No Puta por Macho Hombres"
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Steve Bannon's White House Decorator Revives "Whites Only" And "Colored" Bathrooms For Black History Month
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"Creamy White Flesh:" Mickey Spillane's Novels Banned as Racist, Sexist
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Donald Trump Insists That Son Barron’s Girlfriend Isn’t Black – She’s Just Greek With a Tremendous Tan
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Pub Patrons Have the Answer to The Overwhelming Immigration Problem
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Rethinking Dr. Seuss
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Charles' Coronation Marks 1,000 Years of Compassionate British Rule of Wales, Irleand and Scotland, Etc.
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Britney Spears Adopts Twin Girls From Kenya
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A Pygmy Wins The Singing Competition Show Kenyan Idol
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Family Accidentally Fills Tesla With Gas & Then Is Accused Of Being Black
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Reddit Users Claim Having Pictures Of Mr Met Dressed As A Unicorn
