Funny story: AL Neocons Dismayed to Realize Types of Babies Likely to Be Born as Result of Restrictive New Anti-Abortion Law

AL Neocons Dismayed to Realize Types of Babies Likely to Be Born as Result of Restrictive New Anti-Abortion Law

In the wake of Alabama's passing of the most restrictive anti-abortion laws in the nation, essentially outlawing abortion at every stage of pregnancy, even in instances of incest and rape, neoconservatives were dismayed when it occurred to them that...

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Funny story: Way Is Now Open For Jussie Smollett To Become The New Chewbacca

Way Is Now Open For Jussie Smollett To Become The New Chewbacca

When telecommunications pioneer Alexander Graham Bell spoke the famous words "When one door closes, another door opens", he couldn't possibly have had Jussie Smollett in mind, but those were precisely the words that would have been ringing in the dis...

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Funny story: London Marathon Winner Kept On Running All The Way Back To Kenya

London Marathon Winner Kept On Running All The Way Back To Kenya

The 39th London Marathon has been won by Kenyan distance specialist Eliud Kipchoge, who scampered over the line ahead of a huge field, and kept on running - all the way back to Kenya! Kipchoge, 38, completed the 26 miles and 385 yards in a time of...

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Funny story: Danny Rose Has Spoken Out On Racism

Danny Rose Has Spoken Out On Racism

Danny Rose, the Tottenham Hotspur and England footballer, who has been the victim, on several occasions, of racist abuse from fans, has spoken out about his feelings about how racism is perceived, and says he "can't wait to see the back of football".

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Funny story: Jussie Smollett Cleared Of Attempting To Incite Race War

Jussie Smollett Cleared Of Attempting To Incite Race War

Jussie Smollett, the former Empire actor who was dropped by the show after his hoax racist and homophobic attack allegations, has been cleared by a court of any wrongdoing, and specifically of trying to incite a race war between black people and whit...

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Funny story: Video Discovered of Wayans Brothers in Shocking 2004 White Face Incident

Video Discovered of Wayans Brothers in Shocking 2004 White Face Incident

Hollywood - Local news outlets have discovered a disturbing 15-year-old video, clearly showing Shawn and Marlon Wayans, famous comedians and movie directors, wearing "white face" costumes during the filming of one of their movies. The duo could...

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Funny story: Man Doesn't Understand Why He Can't Find Work

Man Doesn't Understand Why He Can't Find Work

A gifted graduate from medicine school, with many other useful practical skills, cannot comprehend why he has, thus far, been so unsuccessful in the job market. Maris Radszcinszi studied Medicine for four years, and, when an opening didn't immedia...

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Funny story: The Bomb Plot

The Bomb Plot

Brexiteers were up in arms today after a grenade was donated to a charity shop in Norfolk causing minimal disruption. Upon discovering the “suspicious device” staff called the police who closed down local shops before making bringing in specialist un...

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Funny story: Jussie Smollett Says All White People Attacked Him

Jussie Smollett Says All White People Attacked Him

Jussie Smollett, the black African-American actor who used to star in the Empire TV series, claims he has been the victim of a callous, vicious, and malicious race-motivated attack by every single white person on the planet, and he's deadly serious.

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Funny story: Jussie Smollett Diagnosed As Color Blind

Jussie Smollett Diagnosed As Color Blind

Jussie Smollett, the African-American former star of the TV series 'Empire', has suffered a another setback today, after he was diagnosed as color blind, by me. Smollett isn't just borderline color blind, either. The star, who was paid $65,000...

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Funny story: Jussie Smollett No Longer A Newsworthy Item

Jussie Smollett No Longer A Newsworthy Item

Jussie Smollett, who was once a high-salary earner whilst acting in TV show 'Empire' before his career took a nosedive due to his color-blindness, is no longer a newsworthy item, and will be dropped from public perception forthwith. Smollett was i...

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Funny story: Trump Rejected by White Supremacist Organization

Trump Rejected by White Supremacist Organization

President Donald J. Trump’s application to exclusive white supremacist organization, Whitest & Brightest, has been rejected for “failure to exemplify and demonstrate by example the inherent superiority of the Aryan race.” In his application, T...

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Funny story: Beautiful: Granddaughter Happy to Let Go of Racist WWII Veteran Grandfather 'Due to His Terrible Illness'

Beautiful: Granddaughter Happy to Let Go of Racist WWII Veteran Grandfather 'Due to His Terrible Illness'

Stating that she knew what needed to happen, poverty-ridden middle-aged woman Amanda FitzPatrick reported being amenable to the choice of euthanization for her 99-year-old WWII-veteran grandfather. “I just knew what I needed to do...” stated Mrs.

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Funny story: Liam Neeson Quits Acting To Join Police

Liam Neeson Quits Acting To Join Police

Liam Neeson, the Hollywood actor superstar, the veteran of more than a hundred movies, and Oscar-nominee for his latest film 'Cold Pursuit', has announced his intention to quit the silver screen, and to join the police force. Neeson, 66, said that...

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Funny story: Covington Catholic High School's Nick Sandmann Has Just The Sort Of Face You'd Like To Plant Your Fist In, Says Man

Covington Catholic High School's Nick Sandmann Has Just The Sort Of Face You'd Like To Plant Your Fist In, Says Man

A teenage boy who stood smirking in the face of a Native American elder whilst the latter sang the Indigenous People's Walking song at the Lincoln memorial, has the kind of face you'd like to plant your fist in, claims a man with violent tendencies.

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Funny story: Black And White Minstrel Show To Make Comeback!

Black And White Minstrel Show To Make Comeback!

The Black and White Minstrel Show, the popular 'blackface' song and dance extravaganza broadcast on BBC television for 20 years, is to astound viewers once more, by making a comeback to the small screen this spring. The show, which was axed in 197...

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Funny story: Home Secretary Has Blood On His Hands

Home Secretary Has Blood On His Hands

Home secretary, Sajid Javid, the man who was responsible for the revoking of Shamima Begum's British citizenship, has now become responsible for the death of another British citizen - Shamima's 3-week-old son, Jarrah, who died of pneumonia in a Syria...

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Funny story: Jussie Smollett Realizes It Was All A Big Mistake

Jussie Smollett Realizes It Was All A Big Mistake

Jussie Smollett, the former Empire actor, who recently staged a hoax hate crime againsy himself, in the hope of scoring some public sympathy points, has said that he now realizes he made a big mistake. Jussie, real name Justin, hired two Nigerian...

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Funny story: Jade Goody Unable To Receive Shilpa Shetty Due To 'Racism Issues'

Jade Goody Unable To Receive Shilpa Shetty Due To 'Racism Issues'

Jade Goody is too unwell to receive a visit from her Celebrity Big Brother rival, the beautiful Indian actress Shilpa Shetty, her public cyst Max Cash has said. The Bollywood film star had hoped to visit her terminally-ill protagonist this week,...

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Funny story: Jussie Smollett Attack Shows Just How Difficult It Is To Be A Judge

Jussie Smollett Attack Shows Just How Difficult It Is To Be A Judge

A judge in Chicago has said that accusations that actor Jussie Smollett organised an attack against himself which was intended to look like a hate crime, show just how fucked up people in the US are, and how tricky it is to be a judge. Judge John...

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