English Towns And Cities With Foreign Names To Make Changes
The government has announced plans to look at changing all UK placenames that have a 'foreign sound', to something a little bit more English. The move comes just two weeks after Brexit, and is intended to appease people who think 'foreigners' stil...
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Tommy Robinson Has Vanished
Tommy Robinson, the rabble-rousing activist who makes it his primary business to 'get in the faces' of Muslims across the UK, and give them a good talking to, has disappeared, it's been realised. Tommy, who's not afraid of putting himself about a...
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Vampires Confirm White Blood Purest Blood
In an earth-shattering report, a study released earlier today by the VRI -- now known as the Vampire Research Institute -- concluded that the blood of caucasians is widely considered by the vampiric community to be the most “pure” and desired blood o...
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Trump Admits to Being a Racist but Not Nearly as Much So as Those NASCAR Drivers
Pushing back against allegations that he is a racist, United States president, Donald Trump, stated that while he may have some racist tendencies when it comes to driving, he doesn't even come close to "those NASCAR drivers." "Granted, l like a li...
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US Expands Powers To Execute Illegal Migrants Without Trial
In a move which even Franz Kafka would have had trouble making sense of, US legislators have today passed a law to ease the lengthy deportation process involving illegal migrants, dispensed with immigration hearings, and given the green light to summ...
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Manchester City Fan To Be Banned From Pulling His Trousers Up
Anthony Burke, the Manchester City supporter who is accused of gesticulating to a Manchester United player, and making monkey chants, but who denied this, and said he was just pulling his trousers up, has been banned from pulling his trousers up.
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President Trump And E.T. Have Area 51 Meeting Next Week
Manchester City Star Bernardo Silva To Be Brainwashed
Trump Apologizes for Never Dressing in Blackface
BBC Naga Munchetty Warning Sparks Outrage
No More Monkeying Around!
Trump Oversteps The Mark
Black Children's TV presenter "scares young viewers"
Suarez to have extra english lessons to avoid repeat of race row
Clinton Definitely Will Lose Election To Trump
Pacifist Waiter Offended when Customer Thanks Him for His Service
Jussie Smollett Realizes It Was All A Big Mistake
Harry Maguire Taking Up Too Much Column Space
We had no idea Congressman who wore Blackface to Congressional Halloween party was a racist, say Republicans.
Senior Republicans last night said that they had no idea that Rep. Steve King was a racist even though he wore Blackface to their last Halloween party. Party leaders said that Mr King had shocked them to their cores after saying in a New York Time...
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Video Discovered of Wayans Brothers in Shocking 2004 White Face Incident
Hollywood - Local news outlets have discovered a disturbing 15-year-old video, clearly showing Shawn and Marlon Wayans, famous comedians and movie directors, wearing "white face" costumes during the filming of one of their movies. The duo could...
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Black rights group sues God over snow
A local activist group files class action suit against God claiming that snow is racist and doesn't meet affirmative action quotas. They reason that if white folks get white snow, other groups should get snow that is closer to their skin colors. S...
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Manchester City Fan Accused Of Racism Is, Himself, Descended From Apes
A Manchester City supporter accused of making monkey noises directed towards Manchester United player, Fred, in Sunday's local derby, is himself descended from apes, it's been reported. Anthony Burke, 41, has been arrested by police, and is curren...
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Racism News: Apes At Zoo Resent Monkey Chanting
Monkeys at a British zoo have called for football fans to stop using monkey chants to taunt black players, as it tends to portray monkeys as somewhat lower on the evolutionary scale than humans, which they resent. Their concerns relate, more speci...
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Racist Bulgarian Ultras So Disgusted, They Left At Halftime
There was another easy three points for the England football team in Sofia last night, as Gareth Southgate's boys absolutely annihilated Bulgaria by a trouncingly-reassuring 6-0 scoreline, settling fans' nerves after last week's poor show in the Czec...
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Steve Bannon's White House Decorator Revives "Whites Only" And "Colored" Bathrooms For Black History Month
Besides eliminating the new all gender bathrooms in the White House, Steve Bannon's decorator is having the old Whites Only and Colored designations painted on the bathroom doors. Because the redecorating was announced during Black History Month,...
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Covington Catholic High School's Nick Sandmann Has Just The Sort Of Face You'd Like To Plant Your Fist In, Says Man
A teenage boy who stood smirking in the face of a Native American elder whilst the latter sang the Indigenous People's Walking song at the Lincoln memorial, has the kind of face you'd like to plant your fist in, claims a man with violent tendencies.
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BNP leader Nick Griffin claims ABE (Anyone But England) World Cup T-shirts are racist especially when worn by Germans!
ABE (Anyone But England) World Cup T-Shirts are currently the rage in Scotland, Germany, Ireland and Argentina but have caused quite a stir because they're being branded as RACIST (especially when being worn by Germans) by BNP leader, Nick griffin.
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Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Vow To Protect Border
As the seven migrant caravans move ever closer to the US/Mexico border, President Donald Trump received a major boost earlier today, when the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders vowed to 'stand their ground' in the faces of the invaders, and to dance to the...
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Racist Bulgarian Ultras Strike Again In England's Heartland
The racism that England players so bravely put up with, turned the other cheek to, and ultimately vanquished, reared its ugly head once more yesterday, this time on home turf, as an exciting FA Cup fourth qualifying round game was ruined by hordes of...
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Manchester United And Liverpool Will Walk Off If Anyone So Much As THINKS Anything Racist
The game between Manchester United and Premier League leaders Liverpool is just about to kick off at Old Trafford, and the big news is that both teams have agreed they will walk off the pitch if any of the supporters so much as thinks anything of a r...
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Oprah Winfrey To Interview Jussie Smollett In TV Special
Oprah Winfrey is to interview former Empire actor Jussie Smollett in a TV Special which will be broadcast live on air on her OWN channel this Sunday evening at 8pm. Smollett is the man who has been accused of staging a bogus attack on himself, whi...
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Home Secretary Has Blood On His Hands
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London Marathon Winner Kept On Running All The Way Back To Kenya
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Calling Congresswoman’s Turban ‘A Brain Bandage’ Not Racist, Just Plain Rude
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Justin Trudeau Says He Feels "More Comfortable In Brownface"
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England Football Team Register Complaint Against Thursday's Opponents, Montenegro
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Lawmakers make it a crime to be black in many US states
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Cameron, "Gays and Blacks will pay more tax"
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All Muslims Sent to Labour Camps
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Birth of a Nation, my butt!
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Extremely racist old man planning to run for U.S. president in 2016
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Scientists discover missing particle responsible for racism
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White Police Officer Almost Doesn't Shoot Handcuffed Unarmed Black Man
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Cooking For A Queen
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Boris Johnson Undergoes Secret Diversity Training Before Tory Leadership Challenge
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Trump Condemns Flaunting White Supremacy
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All Foreigners Sound The Bloody Same, Says UK Athletics Boss
