Home Secretary Has Blood On His Hands
Home secretary, Sajid Javid, the man who was responsible for the revoking of Shamima Begum's British citizenship, has now become responsible for the death of another British citizen - Shamima's 3-week-old son, Jarrah, who died of pneumonia in a Syria...
Read full storyJussie Smollett Says All White People Attacked Him
Jussie Smollett, the black African-American actor who used to star in the Empire TV series, claims he has been the victim of a callous, vicious, and malicious race-motivated attack by every single white person on the planet, and he's deadly serious.
Read full storyMan Doesn't Understand Why He Can't Find Work
A gifted graduate from medicine school, with many other useful practical skills, cannot comprehend why he has, thus far, been so unsuccessful in the job market. Maris Radszcinszi studied Medicine for four years, and, when an opening didn't immedia...
Read full storyJussie Smollett Diagnosed As Color Blind
Jussie Smollett, the African-American former star of the TV series 'Empire', has suffered a another setback today, after he was diagnosed as color blind, by me. Smollett isn't just borderline color blind, either. The star, who was paid $65,000...
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Black Children's TV presenter "scares young viewers"
"Alex Salmond would do well to remember Panama.."
Robert Rundo Arrested By Rozzers
BNP see red over black blues band
Islands to be renamed after Isle of Wight slammed as "racist", and Isle of Man deemed to be "sexist"
New York Cabbie Accused Of Sexual Harassment For Asking Woman If She Wanted To Go "All The Way To Harlem"
We had no idea Congressman who wore Blackface to Congressional Halloween party was a racist, say Republicans.
Steve Bannon's White House Decorator Revives "Whites Only" And "Colored" Bathrooms For Black History Month
Chocolate Jesus Offends Lactose Intolerant Catholics
Vampires Confirm White Blood Purest Blood
Cooking For A Queen
Malevolent Mascot Maraurdes Mongolian Metropolis
Jussie Smollett Attack Shows Just How Difficult It Is To Be A Judge
A judge in Chicago has said that accusations that actor Jussie Smollett organised an attack against himself which was intended to look like a hate crime, show just how fucked up people in the US are, and how tricky it is to be a judge. Judge John...
Read full storyJussie Smollett No Longer A Newsworthy Item
Jussie Smollett, who was once a high-salary earner whilst acting in TV show 'Empire' before his career took a nosedive due to his color-blindness, is no longer a newsworthy item, and will be dropped from public perception forthwith. Smollett was i...
Read full storyJussie Smollett Realizes It Was All A Big Mistake
Jussie Smollett, the former Empire actor, who recently staged a hoax hate crime againsy himself, in the hope of scoring some public sympathy points, has said that he now realizes he made a big mistake. Jussie, real name Justin, hired two Nigerian...
Read full storyBlack And White Minstrel Show To Make Comeback!
The Black and White Minstrel Show, the popular 'blackface' song and dance extravaganza broadcast on BBC television for 20 years, is to astound viewers once more, by making a comeback to the small screen this spring. The show, which was axed in 197...
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Liam Neeson Quits Acting To Join Police
Liam Neeson, the Hollywood actor superstar, the veteran of more than a hundred movies, and Oscar-nominee for his latest film 'Cold Pursuit', has announced his intention to quit the silver screen, and to join the police force. Neeson, 66, said that...
Read full storyVideo Discovered of Wayans Brothers in Shocking 2004 White Face Incident
Hollywood - Local news outlets have discovered a disturbing 15-year-old video, clearly showing Shawn and Marlon Wayans, famous comedians and movie directors, wearing "white face" costumes during the filming of one of their movies. The duo could...
Read full storyYes, Virginia, Santa Claus Has Donned "Blackface"
Richmond Va.; It took a government worker for the Department of Motor Vehicles suffering confusion with the line of succession rules in Virginia, to bring national attention to a bizarre statewide descent into madness. A peculiar rash of unsolic...
Read full storySexual Abuse Still Topping The List Of Abuses
They say that some things never change, and that certainly seems to be the case with 'abuse', which, a study has found, that, for the seventh year running, Sexual Abuse still tops the list of popular abuses. Reported crime involving sexual abuse a...
Read full storyEthnic Minority Figure Needs To Be On New £50 Note, Say Ethnic Minority Figures
More than 200 people have signed a letter published in today's Sunday Times, saying that a figure from the 'black and ethnic minority community' should feature on the new £50 note. Last month, the Bank of England asked the public to nominate a Bri...
Read full storyMad Racist "Bint" - Not Evil Enough, Say Tories
The recent furore surrounding a teenage psychopath refused entry into the UK for tearing up her passport and supporting swivel-eyed loonies, has reached fever pitch, with a number of senior politicians expressing their opinions, our Making-Up-Politic...
Read full storyBoris Johnson Undergoes Secret Diversity Training Before Tory Leadership Challenge
Failed "Foreign Secretary" Boris "Bozo" Johnson is undergoing secret diversity training in preparation for a leadership challenge to hapless "Prime Minister" Theresa "Maybot" May. Under the expert tutelage of "comedian" Jim Davidson OBE, Mr Johnso...
Read full storyCovington Catholic High School's Nick Sandmann Has Just The Sort Of Face You'd Like To Plant Your Fist In, Says Man
A teenage boy who stood smirking in the face of a Native American elder whilst the latter sang the Indigenous People's Walking song at the Lincoln memorial, has the kind of face you'd like to plant your fist in, claims a man with violent tendencies.
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New York City Bans the Word Nigger
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Hezbollah Calls For Standardized Jewish Slurs
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How Do You Spell Re-Distribution? R.E.P.A.R.A.T.I.O.N
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Disabled Houston Veteran Booted From Restaurant Over Service dog
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Paula Deen - I Am More Popular Than Jesus Christ
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Fasc' Factor: Mike Read's BNP/Nick Minaj Comeback Medley
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Hindu community of Winston-Salem, NC overjoyed that gunmen only shot the outdoor sign.
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White Police Officer Almost Doesn't Shoot Handcuffed Unarmed Black Man
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Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Vow To Protect Border
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Trump Rejected by White Supremacist Organization
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Celebrity Big Brother Danielle In Teddy Namechange Row
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NBA Stunned by BYU Racial Discrimination Lawsuit
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Obama: Louisiana law may lead to racial profiling of oil spill
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Arizona Counter Sues Obama for Racial Profiling Over Tanning Bed Tax!
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Soweto Stands Firmly Behind Man United And QPR On FA Cup 4th Round Anti-Racism Day
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Some African Americans Muse On The End Of Racism
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Christians Reenact Crucifixion In Tybee Island
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Further to Mike Read Article: Nonsense Jokes About Nonsense UKIP
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No More Monkeying Around!
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The Ku KLux Klan to welcome minorities
