Funny story: Paul Pogba Misses Another Penalty

Paul Pogba Misses Another Penalty

Paul Pogba, the Manchester United star who, after his penalty miss at Wolves the other night, was subjected to a hail of racist comments from people calling themselves United 'fans', has now become the subject of intense media speculation which is cl...

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Funny story: Trump Admits to Being a Racist but Not Nearly as Much So as Those NASCAR Drivers

Trump Admits to Being a Racist but Not Nearly as Much So as Those NASCAR Drivers

Pushing back against allegations that he is a racist, United States president, Donald Trump, stated that while he may have some racist tendencies when it comes to driving, he doesn't even come close to "those NASCAR drivers." "Granted, l like a li...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Taking Up Too Much Column Space

Harry Maguire Taking Up Too Much Column Space

There was controversy surrounding Manchester United's £80million newboy defender, Harry Maguire, this evening, when the player was adjudged by some people to have been taking up far too much column space in news pages, and to be 'hogging the limeligh...

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Funny story: Trump Condemns Flaunting White Supremacy

Trump Condemns Flaunting White Supremacy

In a national address following the latest racially motivated mass shooting by a man who claimed to be protecting his country from an ethnic invasion by Hispanics, United States President Donald Trump strongly condemned violently flaunting white supr...

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Funny story: All Foreigners Sound The Bloody Same, Says UK Athletics Boss

All Foreigners Sound The Bloody Same, Says UK Athletics Boss

UK Athletics performance director, Neil Black, has today reacted to an embarrassing situation at the European Athletics Team Championships in Poland, where a shot putter was selected to run in the 4x400metres relay, by blaming the gaffe on "a technic...

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Funny story: US Expands Powers To Execute Illegal Migrants Without Trial

US Expands Powers To Execute Illegal Migrants Without Trial

In a move which even Franz Kafka would have had trouble making sense of, US legislators have today passed a law to ease the lengthy deportation process involving illegal migrants, dispensed with immigration hearings, and given the green light to summ...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey To Interview Jussie Smollett In TV Special

Oprah Winfrey To Interview Jussie Smollett In TV Special

Oprah Winfrey is to interview former Empire actor Jussie Smollett in a TV Special which will be broadcast live on air on her OWN channel this Sunday evening at 8pm. Smollett is the man who has been accused of staging a bogus attack on himself, whi...

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Funny story: Video Discovered of Wayans Brothers in Shocking 2004 White Face Incident

Video Discovered of Wayans Brothers in Shocking 2004 White Face Incident

Hollywood - Local news outlets have discovered a disturbing 15-year-old video, clearly showing Shawn and Marlon Wayans, famous comedians and movie directors, wearing "white face" costumes during the filming of one of their movies. The duo could...

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Funny story: Politically Correct Man Guiltily Has a Racial Thought

Politically Correct Man Guiltily Has a Racial Thought

Several days ago, as Todd Imperial was stepping out of a crowded elevator, his eyes inadvertently drifted to the notably generous derriere of the woman in front of him, and, before he could appropriately censor himself, his mind had guiltily jumped t...

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Funny story: AL Neocons Dismayed to Realize Types of Babies Likely to Be Born as Result of Restrictive New Anti-Abortion Law

AL Neocons Dismayed to Realize Types of Babies Likely to Be Born as Result of Restrictive New Anti-Abortion Law

In the wake of Alabama's passing of the most restrictive anti-abortion laws in the nation, essentially outlawing abortion at every stage of pregnancy, even in instances of incest and rape, neoconservatives were dismayed when it occurred to them that...

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Funny story: Young Black Male Wanted for Unspeakable Sex Crimes

Young Black Male Wanted for Unspeakable Sex Crimes

The New York City Police Department is asking for the public's assistance in apprehending a medium- to dark-skinned black male between the ages of 17 and 25, who is wanted in the New York City area for questioning in regard to unspeakable alleged sex...

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Funny story: President Trump And E.T. Have Area 51 Meeting Next Week

President Trump And E.T. Have Area 51 Meeting Next Week

President Donald Trump is to make a historic visit to Area 51 on Monday, and already has a meeting scheduled with one of his most-loved cinematic heroes, E.T. the Extraterrestrial. Mr. Trump was still a child in 1982, when the movie was released,...

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Funny story: Steve Bannon's White House Decorator Revives "Whites Only" And "Colored" Bathrooms For Black History Month

Steve Bannon's White House Decorator Revives "Whites Only" And "Colored" Bathrooms For Black History Month

Besides eliminating the new all gender bathrooms in the White House, Steve Bannon's decorator is having the old Whites Only and Colored designations painted on the bathroom doors. Because the redecorating was announced during Black History Month,...

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Funny story: E.T. Has Just About Had Enough, And Is Ready To Take Over The Running Of The World

E.T. Has Just About Had Enough, And Is Ready To Take Over The Running Of The World

E.T. the Extraterrestrial, the star of the 1982 movie of the same name, has said that he is just about sick and tired of messing around with the imbeciles on Earth, and is now ready to take over the running of the planet from his home at Area 51.

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Funny story: Robert Rundo Arrested By Rozzers

Robert Rundo Arrested By Rozzers

The white supremacist, Robert Rundo, has been arrested in California for inciting riots, and excessive use of the letter 'r'. Rundo, the really rather revolting Right-wing rebel renegade, and originator of the Rise Above Movement (RAM), has routi...

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Funny story: Clinton's latest attack on Obama - incriminating childhood photos of him eating his favorite food: Velveeta Grilled Cheese Sandwiches on White Bread

Clinton's latest attack on Obama - incriminating childhood photos of him eating his favorite food: Velveeta Grilled Cheese Sandwiches on White Bread

Washington, DC - In what some political analysts are calling the most despicable sortie on Barack Obama to date (one even the Republicans would not dare launch fearing being labeled racist), someone in the Clinton campaign is suspected to have releas...

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Funny story: Jussie Smollett Diagnosed As Color Blind

Jussie Smollett Diagnosed As Color Blind

Jussie Smollett, the African-American former star of the TV series 'Empire', has suffered a another setback today, after he was diagnosed as color blind, by me. Smollett isn't just borderline color blind, either. The star, who was paid $65,000...

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Funny story: Home Secretary Has Blood On His Hands

Home Secretary Has Blood On His Hands

Home secretary, Sajid Javid, the man who was responsible for the revoking of Shamima Begum's British citizenship, has now become responsible for the death of another British citizen - Shamima's 3-week-old son, Jarrah, who died of pneumonia in a Syria...

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Funny story: Jussie Smollett No Longer A Newsworthy Item

Jussie Smollett No Longer A Newsworthy Item

Jussie Smollett, who was once a high-salary earner whilst acting in TV show 'Empire' before his career took a nosedive due to his color-blindness, is no longer a newsworthy item, and will be dropped from public perception forthwith. Smollett was i...

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Funny story: Vampires Confirm White Blood Purest Blood

Vampires Confirm White Blood Purest Blood

In an earth-shattering report, a study released earlier today by the VRI -- now known as the Vampire Research Institute -- concluded that the blood of caucasians is widely considered by the vampiric community to be the most “pure” and desired blood o...

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