Funny story - Uber drivers must be able to speak English before getting lost or crashing into other vehicles, says TFL

Uber drivers must be able to speak English before getting lost or crashing into other vehicles, says TFL

Transport for London were under fire from the app-based private hire company, Uber, last night after they ruled that all drivers employed by the company must undergo strict testing to make sure that they meet new guidelines designed to ensure that al…

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Funny story - Racial Diversity Column

Racial Diversity Column

As part of our new attempts at diversity, here is an excerpt from “Things That Piss Me Off About White People,” the bestselling book by Rubbin’ D. Angelo, an academian who has been leading racial diversity seminars for the past thirty years. Most…

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Funny story - BTS Band Members Subjected To Racist Abuse By Angry Fans Who Mistook Them For Asian Immigrants

BTS Band Members Subjected To Racist Abuse By Angry Fans Who Mistook Them For Asian Immigrants

Racist tendencies showed themselves again at the weekend, when several members of Korean supergroup, BTS, were barracked and insulted before their concert at Wembley Stadium in front of 60,000 screaming fans. Trouble flared when the band members w...

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Funny story - Critical Race Theory Isn’t A Theory

Critical Race Theory Isn’t A Theory

A set of words introduced recently to better understand how the world creates different policies according to race and sex. Who is really in charge and are people tagged before they’re born? Critical Race Theory? Some don’t want it taught in scho…

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Funny story - Boris Johnson To Debate Donald Trump On Racism – Johnson Is Against Racism and Trump Is For Racism

Boris Johnson To Debate Donald Trump On Racism – Johnson Is Against Racism and Trump Is For Racism

LONDON – (UK Satire) – After a year in the planning stages, England’s Ta Ta For Now News reports that they will be sponsoring the first of what they hope to be several heated debates on racism, between Prime Minister Boris Johnson and the twice-impea…

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Funny story - Blacks Criticized For Dressing In Whiteface

Blacks Criticized For Dressing In Whiteface

The Black Lives Matter organization has come under heavy criticism this afternoon, after several of its members were seen in broad daylight dressing up as White people. The scene was Washington, DC, at an event organized in support of the election…

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Funny story - The United States Government Is Fed Up With The Voter Suppression Antics of Georgia

The United States Government Is Fed Up With The Voter Suppression Antics of Georgia

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The U.S. government has just issued a mandate to the state of Georgia regarding their recent acts of blatant voter discrimination. According to Scuttlebutt Review reporter April Jiggle, Georgia has been warned re…

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Funny story - Unwanted Phone Calls Ending; Black Lives Matter Joins Crusade

Unwanted Phone Calls Ending; Black Lives Matter Joins Crusade

South Los Angeles, CA. Special to The Spoof. Claiming that blacks are disproportionately targeted by unwanted spam phone calls, leaders of BLM today announced that as soon as police reform is enacted by congress, their organization will turn its att…

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Funny story - Easy Listening Music Enthusiasts In Call For Equality

Easy Listening Music Enthusiasts In Call For Equality

We're constantly told that we should not judge people or discriminate against them because of their color, sex, gender orientation, religion, or political stance, and now comes the latest warning - to stop judging people because of the music they lis…

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Funny story - Donald Trump Insists That Son Barron’s Girlfriend Isn’t Black – She’s Just Greek With a Tremendous Tan

Donald Trump Insists That Son Barron’s Girlfriend Isn’t Black – She’s Just Greek With a Tremendous Tan

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – If there is one thing that is 99.9999% certain is that “Trump The Chump” is a pathological racist. That fact has been proven, and proven, and proven time after time, by tons of people, organizations, and coun…

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Funny story - Man orders 'black' coffee and is arrested for being a racist

Man orders 'black' coffee and is arrested for being a racist

Hoping for a quick caffeine boost before heading off to work, a US/Italian man in Philadelphia, ordered a 'black' coffee at a well known, downtown coffee bar and was promptly arrested! Actually, it was not him whom the cops came to arrest. Unfortu...

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Funny story - Tommy Robinson Has Vanished

Tommy Robinson Has Vanished

Tommy Robinson, the rabble-rousing activist who makes it his primary business to 'get in the faces' of Muslims across the UK, and give them a good talking to, has disappeared, it's been realised. Tommy, who's not afraid of putting himself about a...

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Funny story - Clinton's latest attack on Obama - incriminating childhood photos of him eating his favorite food: Velveeta Grilled Cheese Sandwiches on White Bread

Clinton's latest attack on Obama - incriminating childhood photos of him eating his favorite food: Velveeta Grilled Cheese Sandwiches on White Bread

Washington, DC - In what some political analysts are calling the most despicable sortie on Barack Obama to date (one even the Republicans would not dare launch fearing being labeled racist), someone in the Clinton campaign is suspected to have releas...

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Funny story - “The View’s” Whoopi Goldberg to Star as Aunt Jemima in the Movie, "The Damn Civil War Really, Really Sucked"

“The View’s” Whoopi Goldberg to Star as Aunt Jemima in the Movie, "The Damn Civil War Really, Really Sucked"

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – LaLaLand Daily reports that the host of “The View” has just been signed to star in a movie about the American Civil War. Whoopi Goldberg, who probably hates Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump even more than Nancy Pelosi, Hil…

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Funny story - Zulu Remake In The Works

Zulu Remake In The Works

The 1964 British epic war film depicting the Battle of Rorke's Drift between the British Army and the Zulus in January 1879, during the Anglo-Zulu War is to be remade so that this time the Zulu's win. "It's not at all about racism," said director...

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Funny story - The Bright Red State of Alabama Issues A Directive That Effective Immediately Only White, Caucasian Tourists Will Be Allowed Into The State

The Bright Red State of Alabama Issues A Directive That Effective Immediately Only White, Caucasian Tourists Will Be Allowed Into The State

MOBILE, Alabama – (Satire News) – In a move that has many older folks revisiting those dreadfully racist days of the 50s and 60s, the state of Alabama (aka "The Banjo On My Knee State”) has just issued a directive that is about as racist as a skunk i…

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Funny story - Video Discovered of Wayans Brothers in Shocking 2004 White Face Incident

Video Discovered of Wayans Brothers in Shocking 2004 White Face Incident

Hollywood - Local news outlets have discovered a disturbing 15-year-old video, clearly showing Shawn and Marlon Wayans, famous comedians and movie directors, wearing "white face" costumes during the filming of one of their movies. The duo could...

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Funny story - Donald and Melania Trump Have Decided To Adopt a Baby From Kenya

Donald and Melania Trump Have Decided To Adopt a Baby From Kenya

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – One of Donald Trump’s girlfriends has advised him that if he wants to get back into the good graces of the American people he is going to have to change his evil, racist ways. Close friend and rumored girlfriend,…

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Funny story - White Police Officer Almost Doesn't Shoot Handcuffed Unarmed Black Man

White Police Officer Almost Doesn't Shoot Handcuffed Unarmed Black Man

A Georgia state law enforcement officer was commended for following procedure during a routine traffic stop that nearly turned tragic earlier this week. Deputy Jason Hancock continued police department tradition of shooting unarmed black men, but...

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Funny story - Scientists discover missing particle responsible for racism

Scientists discover missing particle responsible for racism

Work carried out by scientists at CERN and published in this month's Nature Journal detail the surprise results of the experiment. Prof Brian Cox (not the leading scientist on the experiment but the only one lay people know) explains the findings, wh...

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