Black Lives Matter Says Superman, James Bond, Should Be Black
The world of entertainment was in a virtual state of flux this evening, after the Black Lives Matter organization announced their intention to protest over what they are calling, racist stereotypes in the field of acting. Primary targets within BL…
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Niger And Nigeria Consider Namechanges
The furore over the recent racist violence perpetrated on innocent black civilians in the US, and the subsequent unrest, shows no signs of abating, and, this morning, comes the news that two countries are seriously considering changing their names, t…
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Washington Redskins New Name Suggestions Pour In
After confirmation, on Monday, that the Washington Redskins were to, finally, ditch their name, there was a rush amongst fans to suggest a new one. Redskins owner, Dan Snyder, who had originally said that he would "never" change the name, or his m…
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Houston Astros Consider Namechange
The Houston Astros are coming under increasing pressure to alter their team name tonight, after Black Lives Matter (BLM) representatives claimed the word 'Astros' was disrespectful to people of African origin, sounding, as it does, a bit like 'Afros'...
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Racist Bulgarian Ultras So Disgusted, They Left At Halftime
There was another easy three points for the England football team in Sofia last night, as Gareth Southgate's boys absolutely annihilated Bulgaria by a trouncingly-reassuring 6-0 scoreline, settling fans' nerves after last week's poor show in the Czec...
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Video Discovered of Wayans Brothers in Shocking 2004 White Face Incident
Hollywood - Local news outlets have discovered a disturbing 15-year-old video, clearly showing Shawn and Marlon Wayans, famous comedians and movie directors, wearing "white face" costumes during the filming of one of their movies. The duo could...
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Oprah Winfrey To Interview Jussie Smollett In TV Special
Studio Goes On The Offensive: "Our Prinzzess is NOT Latino, No Offense To Our Housekeeping Staff."
NASCAR’S Only Black Driver Says That He Is Not Anti-White
Boris Johnson Undergoes Secret Diversity Training Before Tory Leadership Challenge
White Cliffs Of Dover To Be Demolished As Black Lives Matter Campaign Gathers Pace
George Clinton To Re-release 'Paint The White House Black'
Mississippi Updates Its Flag
President Trump's Freudian Slip In Black Lives Matter Speech
Chocolate Jesus Offends Lactose Intolerant Catholics
Tottenham's Eric Dier Does An 'Eric Cantona'
Movie Buff Despondent After Finding Out Jake Gyllenhaal Is A Jew
Native American Indian With Dynamite Arrested At Mount Rushmore
Margaret Sanger Laughs from Grave That Her Racist Legacy Is Praised While Union Statues Torn Down
NEW YORK, NY—The cackling of Margaret Sanger from her resting place in the Green-Wood Cemetery has grown so bothersome, that several nearby residents have temporarily moved to hotels or relatives’ houses. Sanger is comically overjoyed that amid th…
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Tommy Robinson Arrested For Wearing Skimpy Swimming Trunks
Former English Defence League (EDL) leader, Tommy Robinson, was in trouble with the law again this week, after a visit to the local swimming pool ended early, when other patrons complained that his swimming trunks were "too skimpy". Robinson, whos...
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Blacks Criticized For Dressing In Whiteface
The Black Lives Matter organization has come under heavy criticism this afternoon, after several of its members were seen in broad daylight dressing up as White people. The scene was Washington, DC, at an event organized in support of the election…
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Washington Under Pressure To Drop The Name 'Washington'
As the tidal wave of race equality surges on, gathering pace and momentum, it's been revealed that very name of the capital, itself, is in the sights of the Black Lives Matter movement, and, some might say, with good cause. Washington, DC, was nam…
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White House To Remain White - For The Time Being
There is to be an all-channel announcement tonight about the future of the White House, after it had been rumored on various social media platforms, that, after pressure from the Black Lives Matter organization, the address at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenu…
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NFL Teams Eye Proactive Name Changes to Stay Ahead of the Game
Executives emerged from an emergency owners meeting of the National Football League, determined to stay ahead of the pressure to adopt politically correct names, which is non-existent, except where hyped by the media. Some teams are more under th...
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Black And White Minstrel Show To Make Comeback!
The Black and White Minstrel Show, the popular 'blackface' song and dance extravaganza broadcast on BBC television for 20 years, is to astound viewers once more, by making a comeback to the small screen this spring. The show, which was axed in 197...
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President Trump And E.T. Have Area 51 Meeting Next Week
President Donald Trump is to make a historic visit to Area 51 on Monday, and already has a meeting scheduled with one of his most-loved cinematic heroes, E.T. the Extraterrestrial. Mr. Trump was still a child in 1982, when the movie was released,...
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President Trump: 'Roots' By Alex Haley Is Fake News
President Trump has condemned Hollywood "mischief-makers" for what he says is "totally irresponsible mischief-making" over 'Roots', the 1977 television series based on the book of the same name by Alex Haley. He also slated Black Lives Matter.
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Washington Redskins To Change Their Name To Something Completely Different
The Washington Redskins, having come in for criticism in relation to their name, which could be said to be an affront to Native American Indians, are seriously considering making a major change. Slated for the derogatory name 'Redskins', the franc…
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Racism News: Apes At Zoo Resent Monkey Chanting
Monkeys at a British zoo have called for football fans to stop using monkey chants to taunt black players, as it tends to portray monkeys as somewhat lower on the evolutionary scale than humans, which they resent. Their concerns relate, more speci...
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Black Lives Matter Attacked By Trump, Who Says The Only Life That Matters Is His Own
After the anti-racism protests held in countries across the world, as well as in Racism's spiritual homeland - the US - President Donald Trump has spoken out to deny that 'black lives matter', and has asserted that NO lives matter except his own.
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Black Lives Matter Install George Clinton As President Of The Black USA
As tempers continued to fray at the weekend, there was a major development away from the rioting, when the Black Lives Matter organization officially declared the former Parliament and Funkadelic frontman, George Clinton, the President of the Black U…
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