Pub Patrons Have the Answer to The Overwhelming Immigration Problem

Funny story written by UncleDale

Wednesday, 30 November 2022

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More women needed!

Exciting news folks. I just got the National Survey on Immigration done by the Pub Owners.

The Bright Boys in Parliament are stymied - or don't have the Will to fix the problem. So, the Pub Owners stepped in. They are smart Guys.

Basically, the male Pub patrons had one simple answer - more Women.

There aren't enough single women in England - so only let single women immigrants into England. Turn everyone back - or fly them back to their country on military jets.

Young men from foreign countries are just plain trouble. And we are supporting enough families already.

Just let single, good looking foreign women in and we gain a lot of new workers - and all of us divorced guys looking for a second or third wife will be really happy. It's Win - Win.

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