NASHVILLE, Tennessee - (Satire News) - Taylor Swift recently told Cosmos News Service writer Armada Aquatica, that Kentucky Sen. Marsha Blackburn is the worst and most evil excuse for a politician that she has ever seen. Even worse than Florida Governor Ron "The Douche Bag" DeSantis.
Swift noted that Blackburn is 70, but Tay Tay says that the "Louisville Witch" looks like she's 83, with her crow's feet that she says really resemble flamingo feet.
It is no secret that the GOP relic infuriated people when she said back in 2001, that blacks should not be allowed to be thoroughbred racehorse jockeys.
And before that, in March of 1999, she really pissed off African Americans when she told Fox News resident racist, Tucker Carlson, that there are way too many blacks in the NBA.
SIDENOTE: Taylor told Miss Aquatica, that she is going to donate $4 million to help Blackburn's Democratic candidate kick her cellulite-infested ass out of office.
