SOMEWHERE IN THE PERSIAN GULF - (World Cup Satire) - NBC News reports that the Ethiopian soccer team was headed to Qatar when suddenly their boat hit an iceberg.
Word is that the boat sunk within six minutes, but luckily all of the team managed to get into the three lifeboats.
The team's star player Minugimbo Chachagoomba said that he was in his room eating a bag and Fritos and drinking a Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer, when suddenly the boat tilted and began to list at a 47 degree angle.
Since he was totally naked, he quickly got up, dressed and went outside, where he saw fucking ice all over the fucking boat.
He yelled out for all of his teammates to get into the lifeboats.
The lifeboats were lowered and after 2 hours and 55 minutes they were rescued by a cruise ship from Macadamia.
