New Chinese Fast Food - the Dogburger - At the Jade Dog Restaurant

Funny story written by UncleDale

Tuesday, 17 January 2023

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Dogburgers and *real* Hotdogs. Yum!

The Dogburger is exactly what it sounds like. Here in Los Angeles, people are trying the sandwich out of curiosity.

Californians are historically adventurous eaters - Remember the 'Donner Pass' event?

Anyway, the Jade Dog is a big commercial success story in America.

Their Hot Dogs are delicious and really cheap.

People don't have a lot of money to spend and appreciate the new Hotdog. Tastes just like Chicken - they say.

And now we have their new sandwich the Dogburger.

It was tasty. I had one.

The meat is lean, so they mix some Pork in with the Dog meat.

The French might be bringing the Horseburger to LA also.

They like Horsemeat and think it will sell - since the Dogburger is selling so well.

This a big, tough Chinese corporation.

When they got Criticism they hit back - ‘you eat Cows - a spokesman said -

They grind up the Tail and Anal Cavity into the burger meat - and you eat that.

We don't use the Tail and Anal Meat in our Burger - so it tastes better'.

The other big story in LA is that all over town - dogs are disappearing off of the streets and out of back yards.

There also seems to be less Coyotes around.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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