Meghan Markle's Revealing Book is Titled, "Queen Elizabeth Did Not Like Me Because I Was Not White Like Kate Middleton"

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Monday, 19 December 2022

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NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Meghan Markle's new book really hits the British press and the British royalty right below the belt; and well it should.

The fantastically revealing, behind-the-scenes book is titled "Queen Elizabeth Did Not Like Me Because I Was Not White Like Kate Middleton"

The book shows the "Real Story" of how badly the British press and the British royalty treated Meagan Markle, the wife of Prince Harry.

Miss Swizzle, who spoke with the princes and duchess of Sussex at Tyler Perry's Montecito estate, noted that Meghan was not liked by Queen Lizzy because she did not look like other Brit royalty including Kate Middleton, Sarah Ferguson, and even Camilla Parker Bowles.

Markle's new book is extremely revealing and includes over 600 photos and selfies that she personally took of the queen, including, 47, which were taken of QE in her birthday suit.

WARNING: The photos are quite graphic, so do not let young impressionable kids and old impressionable octogenarians see them. ■

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