Calling Congresswoman’s Turban ‘A Brain Bandage’ Not Racist, Just Plain Rude

Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 16 July 2019

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Trolls can make your brain hurt

Washington DC - (Troll Ops): More controversy raged on Capitol Hill tonight as Donald Trump fans upped the ante in the presidential racism spat.

Suspected Trumpissts on the WhatKindaAsshole.com online opinion tool took a victory lap for sliming Congresswoman Ilhan Omar as ‘brain dead’.

Their trolling of her headgear as a ‘post-op bandage’ was quickly rewarded with millions of ‘likes’ as flamers dog-whistled an avalanche of protest.

One moderator even posted, “Racist? Hahaha. Get over it, dude.”

Commenting on DC’s accelerating rollercoaster flame war a Spoof website correspondent in Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso, admitted he’d slept through the entire debacle.

Click here for his latest report on current ethnographic mood.

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