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Vampires Confirm White Blood Purest Blood

Funny story: Vampires Confirm White Blood Purest Blood

In an earth-shattering report, a study released earlier today by the VRI -- now known as the Vampire Research Institute -- concluded that the blood of caucasians is widely considered by the vampiric community to be the most “pure” and desired blood o...

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No More Monkeying Around!

Funny story: No More Monkeying Around!

Congressman Ron DeSantis, now the GOP candidate in Florida's upcoming gubernatorial election, has drawn major country-wide consternation for using the word “monkey” when discussing the idea of voting for his new opponent, Tallahassee Mayor Andrew Gil...

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"Trump spends at least 30% of his day yelling the N word," says White House intern

Funny story: "Trump spends at least 30% of his day yelling the N word," says White House intern

He is well known for his closet racism, but it seems that Trump suffers from a severe psychological disorder - sometimes called negrophobia, but also known as TDRT. This magnifies the problem and causes uncontrollable outbursts of racism. Tiny Dic...

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Immigration Enforcement (ICE) Will Never Melt

Funny story: Immigration Enforcement (ICE) Will Never Melt

President Donald Rump today said that 4 Democratic Senators calling for the abolition of Immigrant Customs Enforcement (ICE) proved that the Democratic Party wanted Central American rapists, murderers, and other degenerate criminals to come to the U.

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Newspaper Makes Racist Gaffe

Funny story: Newspaper Makes Racist Gaffe

There was controversy in East Yorkshire this morning when local newspaper, The Hull Daily Mail, made a terrible howler when reporting on injured Hull City defender Moses Odubajo. The 'newspaper', its 'almost-correctness' almost legendary, was cove...

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Man orders 'black' coffee and is arrested for being a racist

Funny story: Man orders 'black' coffee and is arrested for being a racist

Hoping for a quick caffeine boost before heading off to work, a US/Italian man in Philadelphia, ordered a 'black' coffee at a well known, downtown coffee bar and was promptly arrested! Actually, it was not him whom the cops came to arrest. Unfortu...

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Trump Club Proves Bonding Experience for Diversely Bigoted Florida Family

Funny story: Trump Club Proves Bonding Experience for Diversely Bigoted Florida Family

Attending meetings of the St. John's County chapter of the national pro-president group known as The Trump Club has proven a true family bonding experience, say the diversely bigoted members of the Jenks family of St. Augustine, Florida. The Jenk...

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Bing Crosby Chrissy classic banned at Brit University!

Funny story: Bing Crosby Chrissy classic banned at Brit University!

"I'm dreaming of a WHITE Christmas," a Bing Crosby Christmas classic pop song, has been classified as "RACIST" by students dreaming of a romp in the snow! It seems a snow blizzard entered the heads of the students as they inquired into whether the...

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Yale solves hanging portrait white race issue

Funny story: Yale solves hanging portrait white race issue

Yale University - The Dean of Yale's Pierson College, Phallus Blanco, has responded to complaints surrounding his hanging portraits of white men in the residence halls. As reported previously (Click to read) "Yale college removes portraits of wh...

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Cooking For A Queen

Always at the forefront of breaking news (or at the very least listening in on other peoples conversations) we spoke to the Queens ex chef to find out what grub she loved! An exquisitely tall gentlemen, easily approaching 9ft 5, his arms the lengt...

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Racists Line Up for Presidential Pardon

Funny story: Racists Line Up for Presidential Pardon

Charlottesville, VA - As part of a newly announced program, hundreds of racists across the country have lined up in Charlottesville, Virginia to apply for President Trump's presidential pardon. The pardon is granted automatically. To be eligibl...

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Irish Jihadists jailed for traffic terrorism

Funny story: Irish Jihadists jailed for traffic terrorism

Three Irish jihadists from Kinvara in Co Galway were today jailed following a hearing in the Dublin Supreme Court. Mohammed O'Shaugnessy, Fatima Murphy and Javed O'Connor were convicted of terrorism offences during the busy Kinvara Hate Festival,...

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The Zendora Continent of Planet Zigora struggles to reduce racism

Funny story: The Zendora Continent of Planet Zigora struggles to reduce racism

Zendora has always been a rather temperate continent on Planet Zigora, with rather peaceful peoples. Over the years, it has become more of a diverse melting pot of cultures. In recent years, sadly, the various cultures have began to clash. For ins...

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Hacked vocal fold replacement device results in arrest and possible lawsuits

Funny story: Hacked vocal fold replacement device results in arrest and possible lawsuits

Frank Cousins was shocked that his computerized voice replacement device caused him to repeatedly utter racial slurs in public, involuntarily. "I was walking through a predominantly Black neighborhood when all of a sudden, the word 'nigger' came...

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Black rights group sues God over snow

Funny story: Black rights group sues God over snow

A local activist group files class action suit against God claiming that snow is racist and doesn't meet affirmative action quotas. They reason that if white folks get white snow, other groups should get snow that is closer to their skin colors. S...

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White Police Officer Almost Doesn't Shoot Handcuffed Unarmed Black Man

Funny story: White Police Officer Almost Doesn't Shoot Handcuffed Unarmed Black Man

A Georgia state law enforcement officer was commended for following procedure during a routine traffic stop that nearly turned tragic earlier this week. Deputy Jason Hancock continued police department tradition of shooting unarmed black men, but...

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Trump to Erect Wall Around the Solar System To Keep "Dark" Matter Out

Funny story: Trump to Erect Wall Around the Solar System To Keep "Dark" Matter Out

In a series of tweets taking many in government and the science world by storm, President Trump has announced his intention to construct a wall around the Solar System, to prevent further illegal immigration of dark matter. "Invading invisible pa...

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SCOTUS: Jurors must justify their deliberations

Funny story: SCOTUS: Jurors must justify their deliberations

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC -- In a God-like pronouncement, the US Supreme Court ruled, by a 5-3 vote, that jurors are no longer allowed to deliberate in secret. Now, to prevent "prejudice" and "bias" in trials involving illegal aliens or other "protected...

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Breaking news…

Putin Hacked The Emmys

NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
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