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The Simpsons In A Fix, As Apu Refuses To Leave

Funny story: The Simpsons In A Fix, As Apu Refuses To Leave

Producers of popular TV show, The Simpsons, are wracking their brains over what to do about its future tonight, after a planned axing of the Apu character went slightly askew, when Apu refused to leave. Citing 'contractual obligations', Apu has sa...

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Robert Rundo Arrested By Rozzers

Funny story: Robert Rundo Arrested By Rozzers

The white supremacist, Robert Rundo, has been arrested in California for inciting riots, and excessive use of the letter 'r'. Rundo, the really rather revolting Right-wing rebel renegade, and originator of the Rise Above Movement (RAM), has routi...

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President Trump To Change The Ending Of 'In The Heat Of The Night' (1967)

Funny story: President Trump To Change The Ending Of 'In The Heat Of The Night' (1967)

In the latest of a series of ultraradical Right-leaning decisions, US President Donald Trump has decided to change the ending of the highly-influential 1967 Norman Jewison movie, 'In The Heat Of The Night'. The movie starring Rod Steiger and Sidne...

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Man doesn't like Muslims

Funny story: Man doesn't like Muslims

Geoff Baffle, 47, of Coventry, has begun a campaign to eliminate Muslims from his town. The campaign so far has 3,000 followers, but councillors have so far ignored him. Baffle protests that Muslims dress in a strange manner and often try to attra...

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The Ku KLux Klan to welcome minorities

Funny story: The Ku KLux Klan to welcome minorities

The Ku Klux Klan has announced plans to introduce more diversity into the organisation to combat dwindling membership. Speaking by phone from his compound in Red Knob, Arkansas, Gaylord McFukwit, leader of the Swamp Knights, the biggest of the US...

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Vampires Confirm White Blood Purest Blood

Funny story: Vampires Confirm White Blood Purest Blood

In an earth-shattering report, a study released earlier today by the VRI -- now known as the Vampire Research Institute -- concluded that the blood of caucasians is widely considered by the vampiric community to be the most “pure” and desired blood o...

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No More Monkeying Around!

Funny story: No More Monkeying Around!

Congressman Ron DeSantis, now the GOP candidate in Florida's upcoming gubernatorial election, has drawn major country-wide consternation for using the word “monkey” when discussing the idea of voting for his new opponent, Tallahassee Mayor Andrew Gil...

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"Trump spends at least 30% of his day yelling the N word," says White House intern

Funny story: "Trump spends at least 30% of his day yelling the N word," says White House intern

He is well known for his closet racism, but it seems that Trump suffers from a severe psychological disorder - sometimes called negrophobia, but also known as TDRT. This magnifies the problem and causes uncontrollable outbursts of racism. Tiny Dic...

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Immigration Enforcement (ICE) Will Never Melt

Funny story: Immigration Enforcement (ICE) Will Never Melt

President Donald Rump today said that 4 Democratic Senators calling for the abolition of Immigrant Customs Enforcement (ICE) proved that the Democratic Party wanted Central American rapists, murderers, and other degenerate criminals to come to the U.

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Newspaper Makes Racist Gaffe

Funny story: Newspaper Makes Racist Gaffe

There was controversy in East Yorkshire this morning when local newspaper, The Hull Daily Mail, made a terrible howler when reporting on injured Hull City defender Moses Odubajo. The 'newspaper', its 'almost-correctness' almost legendary, was cove...

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Man orders 'black' coffee and is arrested for being a racist

Funny story: Man orders 'black' coffee and is arrested for being a racist

Hoping for a quick caffeine boost before heading off to work, a US/Italian man in Philadelphia, ordered a 'black' coffee at a well known, downtown coffee bar and was promptly arrested! Actually, it was not him whom the cops came to arrest. Unfortu...

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Trump Club Proves Bonding Experience for Diversely Bigoted Florida Family

Funny story: Trump Club Proves Bonding Experience for Diversely Bigoted Florida Family

Attending meetings of the St. John's County chapter of the national pro-president group known as The Trump Club has proven a true family bonding experience, say the diversely bigoted members of the Jenks family of St. Augustine, Florida. The Jenk...

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Bing Crosby Chrissy classic banned at Brit University!

Funny story: Bing Crosby Chrissy classic banned at Brit University!

"I'm dreaming of a WHITE Christmas," a Bing Crosby Christmas classic pop song, has been classified as "RACIST" by students dreaming of a romp in the snow! It seems a snow blizzard entered the heads of the students as they inquired into whether the...

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Yale solves hanging portrait white race issue

Funny story: Yale solves hanging portrait white race issue

Yale University - The Dean of Yale's Pierson College, Phallus Blanco, has responded to complaints surrounding his hanging portraits of white men in the residence halls. As reported previously (Click to read) "Yale college removes portraits of wh...

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Cooking For A Queen

Always at the forefront of breaking news (or at the very least listening in on other peoples conversations) we spoke to the Queens ex chef to find out what grub she loved! An exquisitely tall gentlemen, easily approaching 9ft 5, his arms the lengt...

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Racists Line Up for Presidential Pardon

Funny story: Racists Line Up for Presidential Pardon

Charlottesville, VA - As part of a newly announced program, hundreds of racists across the country have lined up in Charlottesville, Virginia to apply for President Trump's presidential pardon. The pardon is granted automatically. To be eligibl...

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Irish Jihadists jailed for traffic terrorism

Funny story: Irish Jihadists jailed for traffic terrorism

Three Irish jihadists from Kinvara in Co Galway were today jailed following a hearing in the Dublin Supreme Court. Mohammed O'Shaugnessy, Fatima Murphy and Javed O'Connor were convicted of terrorism offences during the busy Kinvara Hate Festival,...

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The Zendora Continent of Planet Zigora struggles to reduce racism

Funny story: The Zendora Continent of Planet Zigora struggles to reduce racism

Zendora has always been a rather temperate continent on Planet Zigora, with rather peaceful peoples. Over the years, it has become more of a diverse melting pot of cultures. In recent years, sadly, the various cultures have began to clash. For ins...

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Trump Says Democrats Should Thank Him for Being Such A Terrible President

...Because they never would've won the House by such a wide margin without him!
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