Melania Trump Tells Anderson Cooper That Donaldo Trump Was Born With An Undescended Tongue
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Melania Trump appeared on "The Anderson Cooper Show," and she told him that since she left old "Baby Fingers," she has never been happier. She revealed to Cooper that the "Old Nazi" (Trump) was born with an undescen…
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Wants To Get Into The Restaurant Business
WEST HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Tittle Tattle Tonight writer Pico de Gallo, recently met with Miley Cyrus at the famed La Brea Tar Pits Diner. The "Twerking Queen" told de Gallo that she first went to the La Brea Tar Pits, on a school field trip…
Read full storyOne of America's Top Spies Has Learned Where All of The Russian Missiles Are Located
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The FBI reports that one of the United States best spies has discovered where every one of President Vladimir Nikita Putin's 303 ballistic missiles are located. The spy, who will only be identified by her code na…
Read full storyTiger Woods goes up against the odds
BBZ New: It has been reported that, Tiger Woods, is fighting against a monetary scam created to extract millions of dollars from his deep pocket. With all the disloyalty and extortion Woods has experienced in his life, he has come of age. He's rea…
Read full storyCheryl Cole and Liz Hurley Buy An Exclusive Women's String Bikini Panties Store On Rodeo Drive In Beverly Hills
BEVERY HILLS - (Satire News) - Two of the world's most beautiful and popular women, Cheryl Cole, 39, and Elizabeth Hurley, 57, have just purchased one of the most exquisite ladies lingerie stores in America. Cheryl and Liz are now the owners of Sw…
Read full storyBritney Spears Adopts Twin Girls From Kenya
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The "Oops!...I Did It Again" singer has just announced that she has adopted two little Kenyan girls named Liona and Pantera. Britney, who has six kids already from four different husbands, boyfriends, and lovers, said t…
Read full storyKing Charles Gives his Brother Edward the 'Plum Title' of Duke of Edinburgh - Scots Not Amused
As reported in the media - King Charles recently gave his brother Prince Edward the title 'Duke of Edinburgh'. Edward - of course - keeps his mouth Shut at all times and never airs dirty 'Royal Laundry' in Public - and this is his reward. A s…
Read full storyRon DeSantis was a Navy Lawyer at Guantanamo - 'Ratted' on Prisoners
YooHoo News reports that Florida governor Ron DeSantis - who wants 'Whites - Only' History taught in Florida schools - worked 6 month at the infamous Guantanamo prison. He likes to have photos taken of him as a Top Gun navy pilot - but the close…
Read full storyThe Shortest Player In The Entire March Madness Tournament Stands 5-Foot-1-Inch And He Can Dunk The Ball Like a 7-Footer
BIRMINGHAM, Alabama - (Satire News) - The Cracker State College Vikings of Valdosta, Georgia are favored to make it all the way to the "Final Four." Vikings Coach Roscoe Chatterwater, who played pro ball with the Boston Celtics for six years, says…
Read full storyAn NCAA March Madness Player Caught With Eight Pounds of Aspen Loco Weed In His Suitcase
DAYTON, Ohio - (Sports Satire) - The NCAA March Madness Rules & Policy Committee has just pointed out that the star player with Swamp State College, Jean Jean Cadillac, who wears number 99, has been arrested. March Madness security reported th…
Read full storyThe State of Vermont Says That French Kissing In Fast Food Restaurants Will No Longer Be Allowed
MONTPELIER, Vermont - (Satire News) - Word coming out of the Vermont governor's mansion is that the Green Mountain State has become much more conservative than ever before. A spokesperson for Gov. Phill "The Pill" Scott recently said that after re…
Read full storyThe March Madness NCAA Rules & Policy Committee May Prohibit a 7-Foot-4-Inch Transgender Player From Participating In The Basketball Tournament
BIRMINGHAM, Alabama - (Sports Satire) - A transgender center who plays for Land of Cotton University may be prohibited from participating in the March Madness NCAA Basketball Tournament. LCU's Violina Chillwood, who was born Vincent Chillwood, app…
Read full storyKing Charles III, Tells His Younger Brother Prince Andrew That Any New Girlfriend Had Better Be Older Than 21 Or Else, He's Toast
BUCKINGHAM PALACE - (Satire News) - BBC reporter Oceana Figgly has broken the story that the king of Britain, King Charles III, has made it abundantly clear to his alley tomcatting younger brother than he had better not even remotely think about boin…
Read full storyThe Kardashian Sisters In A Sizzling Nude Romp At Malibu Beach
MALIBU BEACH, California - (Satire News) - Photos taken by The iNews News Agency reporter Kitty Segovia show the three oldest Kardashian sister frolicking in their birthday suits in the 97-degree waters of Malibu Beach. Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney w…
Read full storyChina's Leader Xi Jinping Elected 'President' Again - Very Surprised
A spokesman gave an English transcript of Xi's Remarks to Western reporters about his recent re-election. Basically Xi was very surprised at being elected to a third 5 year term. China is a 'Democracy' so Xi was not 100% sure the National Le…
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