MONTPELIER, Vermont - (Satire News) - Word coming out of the Vermont governor's mansion is that the Green Mountain State has become much more conservative than ever before.
A spokesperson for Gov. Phill "The Pill" Scott recently said that after receiving countless harsh complaints, in English, French, Chinese, and Mohawkian, he has decided to issue a "Governor's Executive Decree" that states that effective immediately, the amorous act of French Kissing in fast food outlets will no longer be allowed.
Gov. Scott, pointed out that some of the worst culprits are not teenagers but octogenarians, who sometimes get so carried away that their dentures lock up.
Recently an elderly couple (Abner and Jolene Bottlebutter), French kissed at a Frozen Fiddle, Vermont, Burger King and their dentures interlocked and a welder had to be called to unlock the couple's dentures.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: I heard that it was not a pretty picture.]
