Oprah Winfrey To Interview Jussie Smollett In TV Special
Oprah Winfrey is to interview former Empire actor Jussie Smollett in a TV Special which will be broadcast live on air on her OWN channel this Sunday evening at 8pm. Smollett is the man who has been accused of staging a bogus attack on himself, whi...
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Eurotrash Returns To Screens In Bid To Reverse Brexit Vote
In what is being seen as a last-ditch attempt to usurp democracy, and deny the voting public its victory at the polls, the government has ordered TV reruns of the 1990s show 'Eurotrash', in a bid to change people's minds about Europe. Hosted by th...
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Jimmy White And 'Rocket' Ronnie O'Sullivan Get EastEnders Call-up
The big news in British entertainment circles this week is that snooker legends Jimmy White and Ronnie O'Sullivan have landed major starring roles in the miserable BBC soap drama, EastEnders. Jimmy and Ronnie will enter the show in the autumn, as...
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George RR Martin Has Been Busy Writing Books Again
George RR Martin, the man responsible for the books upon which the TV fantasy drama 'Game Of Thrones' is based, is a tireless author. This doesn't mean he hasn't got any tires, it means that he rarely puts his pencil and notepad down. Martin takes...
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Nerds angry at ending of fantasy TV show
Epic fantasy TV show Wangs, Puppies and Other Mythical Beasts has come to an end after nearly 10 years. It has become one of the most popular TV programmes in the world, and has built up a fanbase so large that it even includes normal people. Nerd...
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Game Of Thrones: Fans Will March On Winterfell If Final Series Is Not Rewritten
Incensed fans of Game Of Thrones, who have demanded that series 8 should undergo a complete rewrite because it's not what they wanted, say that, if the entire series is not rewritten immediately, they will join forces and march on Winterfell. View...
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TV guide - 22nd May
6:00. The Future Now. Today featuring a robot that can make a perfect cup of tea. 6:30. Britain’s Poorest Neighbourhoods. Exploitative documentary. 7:00. Michael McIntyre’s Favourite Loud Noises. The comedian listens to trumpets and dogs barkin...
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Game Of Thrones: Furious Fans Want Ned Stark Brought Back
Fans of the HBO fantasy drama series, 'Game Of Thrones', are said to be "up in arms" over what is being called 'a major disappointment' at events in the eighth and final series of the show, with some calling for a radical rewrite of the scripts. '...
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Why In The World Did "Hell On Wheels" Kill Off One Of Its Most Popular Characters?
HOLLYWOOD - Reports are that AMC has received tons of letters, emails, text messages, tweets, and phone calls asking what in the world the writers of the hit western Hell On Wheels were thinking when they killed off one of the shows most well-liked a...
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Delia Smith Is Going To Bake A Special Cake To Celebrate Norwich City Being Promoted
TV celebrity cook, Delia Smith, is to bake a special celebration cake for the players and staff of Norwich City after the Championship team secured promotion to the Premier League. Norwich is in Norfolk. Smith, 77, who has been a supporter of t...
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New news anchor's "talent" sure to boost ratings, producer says
In an attempt to compete with Foxy Nudes, CeeBeeEss' “Diss Mornin'” program has added Brianna Gold-Digger to its lineup. The buxom beauty, known as much for her ample cleavage and her radiant smile as she is for her “gravitas,” will join co-stars mos...
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Stephen Fry 'Beside Himself' That He Hasn't Been Chosen For Oscar Wilde Role
Comedian, writer, actor, TV show host and all-round bighead, Stephen Fry, is reported to be so 'cross' that he has been overlooked for the role of Oscar Wilde in the new BBC Two series, 'The Importance Of Being Oscar', that he can feel another bout o...
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New Network Plans to Change the Face of Old Family Shows, Sort Of
NEW YORK, NY - There's going to be a new network in town soon, and it's already creating waves in the world of television. The NASTV network will begin transmissions next week, and the name says it all...nasty tv programming. What this channel plans...
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Jussie Smollett Realizes It Was All A Big Mistake
Jussie Smollett, the former Empire actor, who recently staged a hoax hate crime againsy himself, in the hope of scoring some public sympathy points, has said that he now realizes he made a big mistake. Jussie, real name Justin, hired two Nigerian...
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NBC Announce Friends Season 11 Comeback, Fall
In response to dwindling viewer levels, NBC is set to bring back the hit TV series Friends in its Fall lineup. NBC originally cut the show because of the unsustainable fees it was having the pay the original cast. 'Joey', fronted by sexy 'funn...
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Come Dine With Me - if you're hard enough
Is it just me, or has the Channel Four 'Come Dine With Me' show gone down the pan? Some years ago, I admit, I watched the occasional episode. Entertaining moments arose from time to time. An appealing new recipe to try, perhaps. Someone who had something remotely interesting to say. The sarcastic commentary, of course, was always the essence of the show's success. But things have chang...
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