1970s TV That Everyone Loves But Can't Remember
OK, another pointless clickbait list. Please join me in rushing home from school to watch one of these classics of British TV back when it was just mediocre, as opposed to unwatchable garbage: 1. The Persuaders Tony Curtis and Roger Moore t...
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Couple watching complete box set of Poldark, again
Brian Asshat and his good friend (and paid housekeeper) Felicity Dowager from Chutney on the Fritz have started to watch all five series of Poldark, again. Felicity said 'I watch it for Captain Ross, his hairy chest, his way with a scythe, his way...
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TV Guide - September 18th
19:00. Quiz Show Blunders Gary Lineker presents hilarious clips of quiz show contestants getting answers embarrassingly wrong. Contains mild swearing. 19:30. Mother Truckers Reality documentary. Jessica nearly crashes her ten-wheeler after her chi...
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Peaky Wankers
A school in Berwentwood On The Wolds has had an influx of Peaky Blinders-themed names as easily-influenced parents make daft choices and treat their kids as fashion accessories. The National Office of Statistics have admitted that the most popular...
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James Blunt 'One Show' Performance Made Viewer's Ears Bleed
A song performed on BBC One's 'The One Show' by singer/songwriter, James Blunt, was so awful, it made one viewer's ears bleed. Blunt was appearing on the show hosted by Nick Grimshaw and Emma Willis on Friday evening, and, after talking alongside...
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Local Man Informed Reality Show "Amazing Race" Not About How "Amazing" White People Are - Demands Networks Be More Literal
Wahoo, Nebraska - A local man here was surprised when infomed that the reality show "Amazing Race" had nothing to do with how great white people are, and is lobbying to force networks to be less deceitful and name their shows according to their true...
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The Simpsons and other reality characters hold out, settle for compromise
Grumpy Cat Will Replace David Letterman! Fans Go Crazy!
Voyeurism: It's not just for perverts anymore!
"Bronte" Novel Written By Ghost Writer Shock
Goggles On for Some Great British Telly
Jussie Smollett Diagnosed As Color Blind
Over-used "You nailed it" TV talent show statement has biblical roots
Oprah Fires Rosie, Then Does Dance!
Fox Announces Season Premiere of "So You Think You Can Be America's Next Men's Synchronized Rifle Drill Squad"
TV's Alice Roberts Keeps Clothes On!
'All Quiet On The Western Front' by T.V. Fictional-News
Antonella Barba And Nigella Lawson In Sizzling Photoshoot Sensation
Man regrets betting his house on Poldark ending in a bloodbath
Chutney on the Fritz's local idiot, Gary Johnson, is beginning to regret betting his family home on historical documentary Poldark ending in a bloodbath. 'I was watching where they were building the school, in double-quick time, and just by the cl...
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TV guide 3 August
4:00pm. Whiny Nerds Comedy. Laugh along with the laughter track at the constantly complaining nerds at Geek College. 4:30. Whiny Nerds Comedy. 5:00. Whiny Nerds Comedy. 5:30. Whiny Nerds Comedy. 6:00. Whiny Nerds Comedy. Repeat of the...
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Nadiya Hussain: "I F*cking Hate Baking and Paul Hollywood's Squirty Cream"
Nadiya Hussain is everybody's favourite Muslim cook, unless you are Donald Trump, in which case it's London's mayor, Sadiq Khan, whose curry Karahi always gets the Donald salivating. But Nadiya isn't a happy bunny, as she told Food Editor for The...
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Harry Maguire To Read The News At Ten
Harry Maguire, the one-time Hull City carthorse who earler this week signed for Manchester United from Leicester City, is a popular man. He's also extremely handsome. And muscular. That's the reason behind the BBC's decision to ask the £80milli...
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Why In The World Did "Hell On Wheels" Kill Off One Of Its Most Popular Characters?
HOLLYWOOD - Reports are that AMC has received tons of letters, emails, text messages, tweets, and phone calls asking what in the world the writers of the hit western Hell On Wheels were thinking when they killed off one of the shows most well-liked a...
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Eurotrash Returns To Screens In Bid To Reverse Brexit Vote
In what is being seen as a last-ditch attempt to usurp democracy, and deny the voting public its victory at the polls, the government has ordered TV reruns of the 1990s show 'Eurotrash', in a bid to change people's minds about Europe. Hosted by th...
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Cockfighting Cocks Strike In Protest Over Conditions
There was real drama at the Rachadamnern Stadium in Bangkok last night, when the scheduled programme of cockfighting was interrupted after several of the cocks went on strike over pay and conditions. Cockfighting is a dangerous, rough-and-tumble,...
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Oprah Winfrey To Interview Jussie Smollett In TV Special
Oprah Winfrey is to interview former Empire actor Jussie Smollett in a TV Special which will be broadcast live on air on her OWN channel this Sunday evening at 8pm. Smollett is the man who has been accused of staging a bogus attack on himself, whi...
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George RR Martin Has Been Busy Writing Books Again
George RR Martin, the man responsible for the books upon which the TV fantasy drama 'Game Of Thrones' is based, is a tireless author. This doesn't mean he hasn't got any tires, it means that he rarely puts his pencil and notepad down. Martin takes...
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England Football Fans Beg Team Not to Win World Cup
The Football Association was reeling today when England fans presented a petition with 45 million signatures begging them not to allow the team to win the World Cup. It had been signed by men, women, children and in one case a Leicester pensioner's c...
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Jimmy White And 'Rocket' Ronnie O'Sullivan Get EastEnders Call-up
The big news in British entertainment circles this week is that snooker legends Jimmy White and Ronnie O'Sullivan have landed major starring roles in the miserable BBC soap drama, EastEnders. Jimmy and Ronnie will enter the show in the autumn, as...
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Jussie Smollett Says All White People Attacked Him
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Parents Television Council Shows its True Skin
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Dogs Like Watching Digital Television!
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Taliban to create version of The Office.
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TV Weatherman Blows Lid On Industry Secret
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Alan Sugar TV Reality Show Excerpt
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