Funny story: Americans Find Cornoavirus Best Warded Off by Lying on Couch and Watching a Lot of T.V.

Americans Find Cornoavirus Best Warded Off by Lying on Couch and Watching a Lot of T.V.

Amidst panic over the COVID-19 epidemic, which prompted United States President Donald Trump to declare a national emergency, many Americans report finding that coronavirus is best warded off by lying on the couch and watching a lot of T.V. “The c...

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Funny story: Phillip Schofield Often Gets A Hard-on When Interviewing Male Guests - Claim

Phillip Schofield Often Gets A Hard-on When Interviewing Male Guests - Claim

It's been claimed that Phillip Schofield, the 'This Morning' TV presenter who, last week, came out of the closet to reveal his homosexuality, often becomes sexually aroused when he has to interview a male guest. Or so I heard. The news comes fr...

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Funny story: Phillip Schofield Stuns Viewer With 'Unexpected' Gay Admission

Phillip Schofield Stuns Viewer With 'Unexpected' Gay Admission

When 'This Morning' TV presenter, Phillip Schofield, admitted last week, that he was a homosexual, and had been hiding this from his wife for years, the news came as a complete surprise to one man who was a regular viewer of the show. Ernest Gulle...

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Funny story: Why In The World Did "Hell On Wheels" Kill Off One Of Its Most Popular Characters?

Why In The World Did "Hell On Wheels" Kill Off One Of Its Most Popular Characters?

HOLLYWOOD - Reports are that AMC has received tons of letters, emails, text messages, tweets, and phone calls asking what in the world the writers of the hit western Hell On Wheels were thinking when they killed off one of the shows most well-liked a...

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Funny story: Ray Winstone Lands EastEnders Part

Ray Winstone Lands EastEnders Part

Ray Winstone, the star of the cult 1979 movie, 'Scum', and 2000's 'Sexy Beast', is to make a guest star appearance in the upcoming Christmas edition of BBC soap, EastEnders, it has been revealed. He will then become a full member of the cast. Wins...

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Funny story: Man Buys Black-And-White TV Set

Man Buys Black-And-White TV Set

A man who craves the return of 'the good old days', took a step down that path at the weekend, when he bought a black-and-white television set from an old woman who wanted rid of it, for £10. Moys Kenwood, 55, of Hull, is easily old enough to be a...

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Funny story: Wanna Develop a 'New' Hit TV Show?

Wanna Develop a 'New' Hit TV Show?

Here's what you gotta do: 1. Forget about looking at the future or the present. People are interested in THE PAST these days. Look backward not forward and you'll do fine. 2. Remember: Same old, same old. Forget about innovation or being unique. Think reboot and you're sure to succeed. And stay away from Twitter and Facebook. You may say something stupid that will get you fired before yo...

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Funny story: Tories Wreck EastEnders Christmas Show Script After Surprise Election Result

Tories Wreck EastEnders Christmas Show Script After Surprise Election Result

BBC bosses are, this morning, running around in a frenzy, after the surprise General Election result left the producers of the channel's miserable soap drama, 'EastEnders', caught them off-guard, and ruined the Christmas Special show, which hinged on...

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Funny story: Greta Thunberg To Host QI

Greta Thunberg To Host QI

There was good news for fans of TV comedy quiz show QI today, when it was revealed that Swedish schoolgirl environmental activist and campaigner Greta Thunberg would be taking over the running of things from next month. Thunberg ousts another Scan...

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Funny story: Man regrets betting his house on Poldark ending in a bloodbath

Man regrets betting his house on Poldark ending in a bloodbath

Chutney on the Fritz's local idiot, Gary Johnson, is beginning to regret betting his family home on historical documentary Poldark ending in a bloodbath. 'I was watching where they were building the school, in double-quick time, and just by the cl...

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Funny story: Prince Andrew To Do Second TV Interview

Prince Andrew To Do Second TV Interview

Prince Andrew, fresh from his BBC Newsnight interview with Emily Maitlis that some have compared to a "car crash" and even "an articulated lorry crash", has decided to do another TV interview to "put the record straight". He will be grilled by Con...

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Funny story: Him off that thing, you know that thing with her from that thing, anyway he is in another thing

Him off that thing, you know that thing with her from that thing, anyway he is in another thing

An actor from that thing, you know where he played a soldier, or a detective, no he was a maverick taxidermist, with a self-destructive streak, no respect for authority, and it starred that actress from that thing, you remember, you watched it with m...

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Funny story: Delia Smith Is Going To Bake A Special Cake To Celebrate Norwich City Being Promoted

Delia Smith Is Going To Bake A Special Cake To Celebrate Norwich City Being Promoted

TV celebrity cook, Delia Smith, is to bake a special celebration cake for the players and staff of Norwich City after the Championship team secured promotion to the Premier League. Norwich is in Norfolk. Smith, 77, who has been a supporter of t...

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Funny story: Diane Abbott To Host TV's 'Countdown'

Diane Abbott To Host TV's 'Countdown'

Diane Abbott, the popular Labour MP, and all-round entertainer, is to be the new host of teatime TV gameshow, 'Countdown', it has been revealed. 'Countdown' is a British game show broadcast on Channel 4, involving word and number puzzles. It was p...

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Funny story: Man Watching In The Night Garden going slowly mad

Man Watching In The Night Garden going slowly mad

A man in Chutney On The Fritz can't sleep after watching ten episodes of In The Night Garden with his three-year-old son. 'I loved the first episode, but the Iggle Piggle got lost in the forest one night, and the Ninky Nonk couldn't find him. I co...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey To Interview Jussie Smollett In TV Special

Oprah Winfrey To Interview Jussie Smollett In TV Special

Oprah Winfrey is to interview former Empire actor Jussie Smollett in a TV Special which will be broadcast live on air on her OWN channel this Sunday evening at 8pm. Smollett is the man who has been accused of staging a bogus attack on himself, whi...

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Funny story: Goggles On for Some Great British Telly

Goggles On for Some Great British Telly

News has reached us that Channel 4 has revealed its full seasonal programme which consists of 48 hours of very cheap live editions of Gogglebox. Television cameras will be in the homes of the posh couple who drink a lot, the older couple with the...

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Funny story: TV Guide - 24th April

TV Guide - 24th April

6:00. Britain Now. Susanna Reid interviews a robot programmed to talk like Ronnie Corbett. 6:30. Tragedy Farm. The latest goings on in Sadley. A combine harvester crashes into the funeral hearse. 7:00. Quizbum. Geoff Arsely asks more anus rel...

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Funny story: 'A Question Of Sport' Sue Barker Faces Axe

'A Question Of Sport' Sue Barker Faces Axe

A major controversy is brewing at the BBC this evening, after it was announced that the 'A Question of Sport' host, former tennis star, Sue Barker, is to be replaced on the show by a cardboard cut-out of herself. Barker, 63, was a surprise choice...

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Funny story: Jimmy White And 'Rocket' Ronnie O'Sullivan Get EastEnders Call-up

Jimmy White And 'Rocket' Ronnie O'Sullivan Get EastEnders Call-up

The big news in British entertainment circles this week is that snooker legends Jimmy White and Ronnie O'Sullivan have landed major starring roles in the miserable BBC soap drama, EastEnders. Jimmy and Ronnie will enter the show in the autumn, as...

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