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30 March 2020

Americans Find Cornoavirus Best Warded Off by Lying on Couch and Watching a Lot of T.V.

Amidst panic over the COVID-19 epidemic, which prompted United States President Donald Trump to declare a national emergency, many Americans report finding that coronavirus is best warded off by lying on the couch and watching a lot of T.V. “The c...

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Phillip Schofield Often Gets A Hard-on When Interviewing Male Guests - Claim

It's been claimed that Phillip Schofield, the 'This Morning' TV presenter who, last week, came out of the closet to reveal his homosexuality, often becomes sexually aroused when he has to interview a male guest. Or so I heard. The news comes fr...

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Phillip Schofield Stuns Viewer With 'Unexpected' Gay Admission

When 'This Morning' TV presenter, Phillip Schofield, admitted last week, that he was a homosexual, and had been hiding this from his wife for years, the news came as a complete surprise to one man who was a regular viewer of the show. Ernest Gulle...

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Why In The World Did "Hell On Wheels" Kill Off One Of Its Most Popular Characters?

HOLLYWOOD - Reports are that AMC has received tons of letters, emails, text messages, tweets, and phone calls asking what in the world the writers of the hit western Hell On Wheels were thinking when they killed off one of the shows most well-liked a...

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Ray Winstone Lands EastEnders Part

Ray Winstone, the star of the cult 1979 movie, 'Scum', and 2000's 'Sexy Beast', is to make a guest star appearance in the upcoming Christmas edition of BBC soap, EastEnders, it has been revealed. He will then become a full member of the cast. Wins...

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Man Buys Black-And-White TV Set

A man who craves the return of 'the good old days', took a step down that path at the weekend, when he bought a black-and-white television set from an old woman who wanted rid of it, for £10. Moys Kenwood, 55, of Hull, is easily old enough to be a...

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'Who were you?' tops TV ratings war

England Football Fans Beg Team Not to Win World Cup

Football Returns After Never Even Stopping

Television moves onto the sixth clone of Josh Widdicombe

Man Disappointed by the lack of Josh Widdicombe on Televison

Bloody Who?

Man Shocked by number of repeats

Greta Thunberg To Make Debut As A Chaser In 'The Chase'

Alan Sugar TV Reality Show Excerpt

Couple watching complete box set of Poldark, again

NBC Announce Friends Season 11 Comeback, Fall

Black Children's TV presenter "scares young viewers"

Wanna Develop a 'New' Hit TV Show?

Here's what you gotta do: 1. Forget about looking at the future or the present. People are interested in THE PAST these days. Look backward not forward and you'll do fine. 2. Remember: Same old, same old. Forget about innovation or being unique. Think reboot and you're sure to succeed. And stay away from Twitter and Facebook. You may say something stupid that will get you fired before yo...

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Tories Wreck EastEnders Christmas Show Script After Surprise Election Result

BBC bosses are, this morning, running around in a frenzy, after the surprise General Election result left the producers of the channel's miserable soap drama, 'EastEnders', caught them off-guard, and ruined the Christmas Special show, which hinged on...

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Greta Thunberg To Host QI

There was good news for fans of TV comedy quiz show QI today, when it was revealed that Swedish schoolgirl environmental activist and campaigner Greta Thunberg would be taking over the running of things from next month. Thunberg ousts another Scan...

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Man regrets betting his house on Poldark ending in a bloodbath

Chutney on the Fritz's local idiot, Gary Johnson, is beginning to regret betting his family home on historical documentary Poldark ending in a bloodbath. 'I was watching where they were building the school, in double-quick time, and just by the cl...

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Prince Andrew To Do Second TV Interview

Prince Andrew, fresh from his BBC Newsnight interview with Emily Maitlis that some have compared to a "car crash" and even "an articulated lorry crash", has decided to do another TV interview to "put the record straight". He will be grilled by Con...

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Him off that thing, you know that thing with her from that thing, anyway he is in another thing

An actor from that thing, you know where he played a soldier, or a detective, no he was a maverick taxidermist, with a self-destructive streak, no respect for authority, and it starred that actress from that thing, you remember, you watched it with m...

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