Newsmax Announces New Spinoff Channel Devoted Entirely to Hunter Biden’s Laptop
Washington - Rightwing news and opinion channel Newsmax has decided to introduce a new streaming service that will devote itself entirely to the issues surrounding revelations contained in a laptop computer apparently left at a repair shop by Hunter…
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New Panel Game Show - Opening an Envelope
A new panel game show - Opening an Envelope is set to go out on Dave in the Summer, a spokesman for the channel has said. Dave spokesman David Davidson said 'We have so many panel shows that we thought adding yet another one to the mix would be a…
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NFL Network's Siciliano is determined not to let giant ears slow him down
The NFL Network just announced that afternoon anchor Andrew Siciliano is "scheduled for a surgical procedure" in June to remedy resistance problems caused by his drastically oversized ears. Siciliano recently has griped on a few occasions that the…
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Irish Countdown cancelled after viewers ask, 'What's a vowel?'
A special St Patrick's Day edition of popular word quiz Countdown has been pulled off air after Channel RTE was inundated with calls from confused viewers asking what were these things called vowels that kept getting offered to contestants. "It wa…
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Game Of Thrones Producer Determined To Feature Every British Actor With A Pulse Sooner Or Later
Game of Thrones producers have announced that they are close to accomplishing what no other TV show has done before; cast, in some form or another - every actor born in the UK. Already having featured every British thespian born in Scotland, North...
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TV Guide 17 March 2022
Here is the TV guide for Channel 8 on Thursday 17th March, 2022. 7:00pm. Quiz Bully Three more contestants take on the Quiz Bully to see if they know more than him and his 20-volume encyclopedia. 7:30pm. The Patio Decorators The decorators sp…
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Mr. T Has Name Confiscated By White House
Anthea Redfern - "My Hell With Sir Bruce Forsyth"
Shocked minger told she's too ugly for primetime TV
Americans Find Cornoavirus Best Warded Off by Lying on Couch and Watching a Lot of T.V.
Coronavirus Could Be With Us Forever, Says Former Basil Brush Companion Roy North
Football Pundits Argue And Almost Come To Blows On Show
TV star says something, again
New Homosexual Television Network to Begin Broadcasting
Person who has avoided Game of Thrones for 10 years accidentally watches an episode
Big Brother Pete Admits That His Tourettes Was Just An Act
Greta Thunberg To Host Return Of The Weakest Link
TV's Alice Roberts Keeps Clothes On!
Neighbours Actors Flocking to Stratford Upon Avon
Following the shock axing of the middle of the road snoozefest Neighbours, all of the cast are currently heading to Stratford Upon Avon to chance their arms at the bard's best-known plays. Toadfish Rebecci said 'Alright, mate, I wanted to do some…
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The Bravo Network Cancels The Reality Cooking Show – “Cooking Healthy With Donald Trump" After Airing Only 1 Episode!
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Reports filtering out of Mar-a-Lago are that the former Asshole-in-Chief (Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump) is totally devastated at the fact that his reality show, “Cooking Healthy With Donald Trump” has just been cancel…
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Government Shuts Down as HBO Max Log In Spreads Around Congress
The United States government went into a full shutdown today once word of an HBO Max username and password was spread through the congressional halls. Aides on the Hill say that paperwork has piled high on the desks of representatives who are bin…
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Can February get anymore exciting, now that Shakespeare and Hathaway is back on?
Well Hello there, Mr Raymond Ving here again. You may remember me from my last column, Have You Seen My Spiraliser? or my other one My Chimp never painted a thing in his life, but here I am to tell you that February 2022 has just got a lot more ex…
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Sitcom Writer loses place on the moral high ground
After posting something on Twitter, a man vaguely famous for writing a sitcom that is little remembered realises that he no longer has the moral high ground. Speaking to us over zoom he said 'Yes, I know my show was cancelled, because the BBC was…
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Newcastle viewers think Wim Hof is a wuss
The nation may have been gripped by Dutch iceman Wim Hof plunging himself into sub-zero water in just a pair of shorts for new programme Freeze the Fear, but viewers in Newcastle were unimpressed. "You want to gan on a neet oot on the toon, man Wi…
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Domestic appliance abuse problem rising
Domestic appliance violence is a serious problem which is often not discussed, claims a new campaign attempting to reduce it. Discontinue Violence on Domestic Appliances (DVDA) has been launched in the UK in an attempt to raise awareness of the issue...
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Why In The World Did "Hell On Wheels" Kill Off One Of Its Most Popular Characters?
HOLLYWOOD - Reports are that AMC has received tons of letters, emails, text messages, tweets, and phone calls asking what in the world the writers of the hit western Hell On Wheels were thinking when they killed off one of the shows most well-liked a...
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China Invents a Television Antenna You Can Wear on Your Head
HONG KONG – (Satire News) - The Republic of China is fast becoming the Japan of the electronics business world. Electronics experts in Hong Kong have just invented a television antenna that can be worn on one’s head. The antenna only weighs 13…
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'A Question Of Sport' Sue Barker Faces Axe
A major controversy is brewing at the BBC this evening, after it was announced that the 'A Question of Sport' host, former tennis star, Sue Barker, is to be replaced on the show by a cardboard cut-out of herself. Barker, 63, was a surprise choice...
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Gilbert Gottfried Signs To Do The Sound Effects For The Next 'Jackass' Movie
WEST COVINA, California - Gilbert Gottfried can still not believe how utterly stupid he was to have ever made the mean and cruel remarks that he made regarding the victims of the earthquake and tsunami in Japan. He reportedly conveyed that to his...
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Diane Abbott To Host TV's 'Countdown'
Diane Abbott, the popular Labour MP, and all-round entertainer, is to be the new host of teatime TV gameshow, 'Countdown', it has been revealed. 'Countdown' is a British game show broadcast on Channel 4, involving word and number puzzles. It was p...
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