Funny story: 1970s TV That Everyone Loves But Can't Remember

1970s TV That Everyone Loves But Can't Remember

OK, another pointless clickbait list. Please join me in rushing home from school to watch one of these classics of British TV back when it was just mediocre, as opposed to unwatchable garbage: 1. The Persuaders Tony Curtis and Roger Moore t...

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Funny story: Couple watching complete box set of Poldark, again

Couple watching complete box set of Poldark, again

Brian Asshat and his good friend (and paid housekeeper) Felicity Dowager from Chutney on the Fritz have started to watch all five series of Poldark, again. Felicity said 'I watch it for Captain Ross, his hairy chest, his way with a scythe, his way...

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Funny story: TV Guide - September 18th

TV Guide - September 18th

19:00. Quiz Show Blunders Gary Lineker presents hilarious clips of quiz show contestants getting answers embarrassingly wrong. Contains mild swearing. 19:30. Mother Truckers Reality documentary. Jessica nearly crashes her ten-wheeler after her chi...

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Funny story: Peaky Wankers

Peaky Wankers

A school in Berwentwood On The Wolds has had an influx of Peaky Blinders-themed names as easily-influenced parents make daft choices and treat their kids as fashion accessories. The National Office of Statistics have admitted that the most popular...

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Funny story: James Blunt 'One Show' Performance Made Viewer's Ears Bleed

James Blunt 'One Show' Performance Made Viewer's Ears Bleed

A song performed on BBC One's 'The One Show' by singer/songwriter, James Blunt, was so awful, it made one viewer's ears bleed. Blunt was appearing on the show hosted by Nick Grimshaw and Emma Willis on Friday evening, and, after talking alongside...

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Funny story: Local Man Informed Reality Show "Amazing Race" Not About How "Amazing" White People Are - Demands Networks Be More Literal

Local Man Informed Reality Show "Amazing Race" Not About How "Amazing" White People Are - Demands Networks Be More Literal

Wahoo, Nebraska - A local man here was surprised when infomed that the reality show "Amazing Race" had nothing to do with how great white people are, and is lobbying to force networks to be less deceitful and name their shows according to their true...

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Funny story: Man regrets betting his house on Poldark ending in a bloodbath

Man regrets betting his house on Poldark ending in a bloodbath

Chutney on the Fritz's local idiot, Gary Johnson, is beginning to regret betting his family home on historical documentary Poldark ending in a bloodbath. 'I was watching where they were building the school, in double-quick time, and just by the cl...

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Funny story: TV guide 3 August

TV guide 3 August

4:00pm. Whiny Nerds Comedy. Laugh along with the laughter track at the constantly complaining nerds at Geek College. 4:30. Whiny Nerds Comedy. 5:00. Whiny Nerds Comedy. 5:30. Whiny Nerds Comedy. 6:00. Whiny Nerds Comedy. Repeat of the...

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Funny story: Nadiya Hussain: "I F*cking Hate Baking and Paul Hollywood's Squirty Cream"

Nadiya Hussain: "I F*cking Hate Baking and Paul Hollywood's Squirty Cream"

Nadiya Hussain is everybody's favourite Muslim cook, unless you are Donald Trump, in which case it's London's mayor, Sadiq Khan, whose curry Karahi always gets the Donald salivating. But Nadiya isn't a happy bunny, as she told Food Editor for The...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Read The News At Ten

Harry Maguire To Read The News At Ten

Harry Maguire, the one-time Hull City carthorse who earler this week signed for Manchester United from Leicester City, is a popular man. He's also extremely handsome. And muscular. That's the reason behind the BBC's decision to ask the £80milli...

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Funny story: Why In The World Did "Hell On Wheels" Kill Off One Of Its Most Popular Characters?

Why In The World Did "Hell On Wheels" Kill Off One Of Its Most Popular Characters?

HOLLYWOOD - Reports are that AMC has received tons of letters, emails, text messages, tweets, and phone calls asking what in the world the writers of the hit western Hell On Wheels were thinking when they killed off one of the shows most well-liked a...

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Funny story: Eurotrash Returns To Screens In Bid To Reverse Brexit Vote

Eurotrash Returns To Screens In Bid To Reverse Brexit Vote

In what is being seen as a last-ditch attempt to usurp democracy, and deny the voting public its victory at the polls, the government has ordered TV reruns of the 1990s show 'Eurotrash', in a bid to change people's minds about Europe. Hosted by th...

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Funny story: Cockfighting Cocks Strike In Protest Over Conditions

Cockfighting Cocks Strike In Protest Over Conditions

There was real drama at the Rachadamnern Stadium in Bangkok last night, when the scheduled programme of cockfighting was interrupted after several of the cocks went on strike over pay and conditions. Cockfighting is a dangerous, rough-and-tumble,...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey To Interview Jussie Smollett In TV Special

Oprah Winfrey To Interview Jussie Smollett In TV Special

Oprah Winfrey is to interview former Empire actor Jussie Smollett in a TV Special which will be broadcast live on air on her OWN channel this Sunday evening at 8pm. Smollett is the man who has been accused of staging a bogus attack on himself, whi...

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Funny story: George RR Martin Has Been Busy Writing Books Again

George RR Martin Has Been Busy Writing Books Again

George RR Martin, the man responsible for the books upon which the TV fantasy drama 'Game Of Thrones' is based, is a tireless author. This doesn't mean he hasn't got any tires, it means that he rarely puts his pencil and notepad down. Martin takes...

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Funny story: England Football Fans Beg Team Not to Win World Cup

England Football Fans Beg Team Not to Win World Cup

The Football Association was reeling today when England fans presented a petition with 45 million signatures begging them not to allow the team to win the World Cup. It had been signed by men, women, children and in one case a Leicester pensioner's c...

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Funny story: Newsreaders read the same story again and again

Newsreaders read the same story again and again

In what comes as a further blow to the already tarnished image of the BBC and other British Television Channels, it has been demonstrated that newsreaders read the same story again and again.

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Funny story: Jimmy White And 'Rocket' Ronnie O'Sullivan Get EastEnders Call-up

Jimmy White And 'Rocket' Ronnie O'Sullivan Get EastEnders Call-up

The big news in British entertainment circles this week is that snooker legends Jimmy White and Ronnie O'Sullivan have landed major starring roles in the miserable BBC soap drama, EastEnders. Jimmy and Ronnie will enter the show in the autumn, as...

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Funny story: Chief Inspector Derek Conway character in ITV's "The Bill" in tatters

Chief Inspector Derek Conway character in ITV's "The Bill" in tatters

The triumphant return from the dead of Chief Inspector Derek Conway in ITV's "The Bill" has been ruined by the political shenanigans of his political namesake, Conservative MP Derek Conway.

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Funny story: Peter Pan Turns Out To be A Whore

Peter Pan Turns Out To be A Whore

In mythology, the god Pan was a fertility god, most often represented as a satyr, that sexually insatiable beast of the forest. Another aspect of Pan is that of the Horned God. He was often associated with and identified with Satan. But today, "...

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