NFL Network's Siciliano is determined not to let giant ears slow him down
The NFL Network just announced that afternoon anchor Andrew Siciliano is "scheduled for a surgical procedure" in June to remedy resistance problems caused by his drastically oversized ears. Siciliano recently has griped on a few occasions that the…
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Why In The World Did "Hell On Wheels" Kill Off One Of Its Most Popular Characters?
HOLLYWOOD - Reports are that AMC has received tons of letters, emails, text messages, tweets, and phone calls asking what in the world the writers of the hit western Hell On Wheels were thinking when they killed off one of the shows most well-liked a...
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Don't Judge Me
Don’t judge me I sat down to watch some television Wondering what was on tonight I scrolled right through the channels It was a sorry sight It was competition-based reality shows Where judges eliminate you Where three of them are nice as p…
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Murder, She Wrote brought back to life. Sub heading Murder She Re-wrote
For anyone on this planet who has never seen an episode of Murder, She Wrote let me quickly fill you in. The show is essentially a crime drama but without all the rape and torture. The story's protagonist is Jessica Fletcher, a murder mystery/c…
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Man who watched the Mrs Brown's Boys Christmas special will not sleep for another three months
After watching this year's Mrs Brown's Boys Christmas Special, Gary Johnson has told his wife Lorraine that he will not sleep for another three months. 'I have to keep Lorraine and Thomas safe' said Gary 'I watched the first five minutes and I fel…
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The Extremely Sexy "The Housewives of Tijuana" Voted The Number One Reality Show In All of North America
TIJUANA, Mexico – (Satire News) – Mexico’s El Ole News Agency has just named “The Housewives of Tijuana” the numero uno (#1) reality show in the entire North American continent. According to El Ole, the show beat out such favorites as “The Guacam…
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Anthea Redfern - "My Hell With Sir Bruce Forsyth"
Following years of dignified silence, Anthea Redfern, former wife of Sir Bruce Forsyth has confided in close friends that her marriage to Sir Bruce was "absolute hell." Redfern, who acted as Sir Bruce's assistant on the hit TV show 'The Generation...
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A man who has never seen any Inspector Morse episodes nonplussed by the ending of Endeavour
Miserable man about town Brian Asshat has posted on his blog that he doesn't really see what the fuss is about with the ending of Endeavour as he has never watched Inspector Morse. 'I know that is has given many millions a lot of pleasure over the…
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TV's Alice Roberts Keeps Clothes On!
Thinking man's TV crumpet Alice Roberts is facing a viewers' backlash over her new archaeology show. In the show, Digging for Britain, Dr Roberts visits archaeological sites around Britain and discusses the historical facts they reveal. But vie...
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Nerds angry at ending of fantasy TV show
Epic fantasy TV show Wangs, Puppies and Other Mythical Beasts has come to an end after nearly 10 years. It has become one of the most popular TV programmes in the world, and has built up a fanbase so large that it even includes normal people. Nerd...
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Couple who have never watched Happy Valley not really that sad about it ending
Although all of their friends, and quite a few of their enemies have told happy couple Lorraine and Gary Johnson to watch Happy Valley, they are not really that sad that they haven't. 'Yes' said Lorraine 'A few people have told us that we really s…
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Game Of Thrones: Furious Fans Want Ned Stark Brought Back
Fans of the HBO fantasy drama series, 'Game Of Thrones', are said to be "up in arms" over what is being called 'a major disappointment' at events in the eighth and final series of the show, with some calling for a radical rewrite of the scripts. '...
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Lovejoy repeats and other things to look forward to in retirement
Hello, many new year felicitations, and congratulations on having the good fortune to be able to enjoy my little guide to life. In case you hadn't worked it out, Mr Ray Ving here, 80 years old and still as bright, shiny and painful as a newly made…
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The Reason America's Top Rated Soap Opera Changed Its Name
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk has just revealed why the most popular TV soap opera in the nation has decided to change its name. The show "As The World Turns," has been on the air for 54¼ years, and in its time it has seen 94…
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America's TV Critics Vote “Hell On Wheels” The Best Western Series Ever
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Going back to the 40s, 50s, and 60s, television westerns have always played a big part of the TV prime time schedules. And according to TV critic, writer, and fan, Abel Zorro, with The Hullabaloo Review, some of the top…
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NBC Announce Friends Season 11 Comeback, Fall
In response to dwindling viewer levels, NBC is set to bring back the hit TV series Friends in its Fall lineup. NBC originally cut the show because of the unsustainable fees it was having the pay the original cast. 'Joey', fronted by sexy 'funn...
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Yellowstone Is The Top Cable Series Ever!
HOLLYWOOD - (Entertainment Satire) - The Paramount Cable TV series "Yellowstone" has just been voted "The Number One Modern Day Western On TV." The show, which stars Kevin Costner is set in Montana and revolves around the strong fisted John Dutton…
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BBC To Change Mastermind So That Taxi Drivers Can't Win It
BBC Chiefs, concerned at the tendency of taxi drivers to walk away with glass bowl handouts every series have consulted the makers of the American highbrow quiz show "Big Dollar Box, Little Dollar Box" presented by Ricky Edmunds. In the show, a mixtu...
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Man in his forties remembers when Sunday nights used to be all about Last of the Summer Wine
Shane Worthington, a 48-year-old man about town has told everyone on his podcast how the late 1970s were a halcyon time, and all you had to do on a Sunday Night was watch All Creatures Great and Small, and then laugh your silly little head off during…
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The Bravo Network's "Grandmothers Gone Wild" Is The #1 Rated Show In Florida
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily reporter Valerie Vistawood has just reported that the number one TV cable show in the "Plywood State" of Florida is Bravo's "Grandmothers Gone Wild." The show takes place in Miami Beach, where the average r…
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Why In The World Did "Hell On Wheels" Kill Off One Of Its Most Popular Characters?
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Game Of Thrones: Furious Fans Want Ned Stark Brought Back
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Nerds angry at ending of fantasy TV show
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America's TV Critics Vote “Hell On Wheels” The Best Western Series Ever
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The Extremely Sexy "The Housewives of Tijuana" Voted The Number One Reality Show In All of North America
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Yellowstone Is The Top Cable Series Ever!
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Lovejoy repeats and other things to look forward to in retirement
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Couple who have never watched Happy Valley not really that sad about it ending
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The Reason America's Top Rated Soap Opera Changed Its Name
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A man who has never seen any Inspector Morse episodes nonplussed by the ending of Endeavour
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NBC Announce Friends Season 11 Comeback, Fall
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TV's Alice Roberts Keeps Clothes On!
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Anthea Redfern - "My Hell With Sir Bruce Forsyth"
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BBC To Change Mastermind So That Taxi Drivers Can't Win It
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NFL Network's Siciliano is determined not to let giant ears slow him down
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The Bravo Network's "Grandmothers Gone Wild" Is The #1 Rated Show In Florida
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Man who watched the Mrs Brown's Boys Christmas special will not sleep for another three months
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Man in his forties remembers when Sunday nights used to be all about Last of the Summer Wine
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Don't Judge Me
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Murder, She Wrote brought back to life. Sub heading Murder She Re-wrote