Why In The World Did "Hell On Wheels" Kill Off One Of Its Most Popular Characters?
HOLLYWOOD - Reports are that AMC has received tons of letters, emails, text messages, tweets, and phone calls asking what in the world the writers of the hit western Hell On Wheels were thinking when they killed off one of the shows most well-liked a...Read full story
Time Taking Longer To Happen During Lockdown
The well-worn phrase which implies that time moves faster when we are enjoying ourselves, and that it drags when we are not, has been given scientific credibility at last, after countless people rang the BBC to complain that time was now progressing...Read full story
Oprah Winfrey To Interview Jussie Smollett In TV Special
Oprah Winfrey is to interview former Empire actor Jussie Smollett in a TV Special which will be broadcast live on air on her OWN channel this Sunday evening at 8pm. Smollett is the man who has been accused of staging a bogus attack on himself, whi...Read full story
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Are Sheltering-in-Place and Binge Watching Reruns of Leave It To Beaver
LOS ANGELES – With most of the country now being ordered to shelter-in-place, many families are turning to watching more and more television. Reports are that sales of TV dinners have gone up by 600%, and most furniture stores report that they ha...Read full story
Couple watching complete box set of Poldark, again
Brian Asshat and his good friend (and paid housekeeper) Felicity Dowager from Chutney on the Fritz have started to watch all five series of Poldark, again. Felicity said 'I watch it for Captain Ross, his hairy chest, his way with a scythe, his way...Read full story
An Interview with Nursey Bancroft - The nations new Chef Sweetheart
I'm sitting in Cafe Noisebox, a trendy new spazz-bar in the heart of Camden, and I await the arrival of the new darling of the TV cooking world. Nursey Bancroft is known for her wild, filthy banter. For instance, when she's cooking with a Banana, sources at the BBC say that it can take 7 hours to film a 12 minute slot (ooh, there I go). Nursey arrives eighteen minutes late. she complains abo...Read full story
Man Watching In The Night Garden going slowly mad
A man in Chutney On The Fritz can't sleep after watching ten episodes of In The Night Garden with his three-year-old son. 'I loved the first episode, but the Iggle Piggle got lost in the forest one night, and the Ninky Nonk couldn't find him. I co...Read full story
Black And White Minstrel Show To Make Comeback!
The Black and White Minstrel Show, the popular 'blackface' song and dance extravaganza broadcast on BBC television for 20 years, is to astound viewers once more, by making a comeback to the small screen this spring. The show, which was axed in 197...Read full story
Nadiya Hussain: "I F*cking Hate Baking and Paul Hollywood's Squirty Cream"
Nadiya Hussain is everybody's favourite Muslim cook, unless you are Donald Trump, in which case it's London's mayor, Sadiq Khan, whose curry Karahi always gets the Donald salivating. But Nadiya isn't a happy bunny, as she told Food Editor for The...Read full story
Prison Break And Other Jail Dramas To Get Re-runs
To counter the boredom being experienced by people all over the country due to the current Coronavirus lockdown ruling, Channel 4 has decided to broadcast repeats of the successful US prison drama, Prison Break. The five series of the show are 'ex...Read full story
Is There Sex In The Afterlife?
A star in our Milky Way galaxy called beta CVN in the constellation Canes Vebatucui has a companion planet, Sophia 69, that harbors extraordinarily intelligent extra-terrestrial life. Its civilization is so advanced that is beyond human imagination.Read full story
Celebrity Squares To Make A Comeback In Effort To Thwart Lockdown Boredom
The once-popular Sunday teatime TV gameshow, Celebrity Squares, is to make a long-awaited comeback in an effort to give viewers something to look forward to at the weekend, and to beat the Lockdown Blues. Originally hosted by Bob Monkhouse, the sh...Read full story
"Bronte" Novel Written By Ghost Writer Shock
The new best selling novel, Wuthering Highs II by Emilia Bronte, of Wuthering Highs fame has been found by a forensic journalist to be a clever fake and has probably been written after her death by a "Ghost Writer" lurking in a cemetery it was revea...Read full story
Wanna Develop a 'New' Hit TV Show?
Here's what you gotta do: 1. Forget about looking at the future or the present. People are interested in THE PAST these days. Look backward not forward and you'll do fine. 2. Remember: Same old, same old. Forget about innovation or being unique. Think reboot and you're sure to succeed. And stay away from Twitter and Facebook. You may say something stupid that will get you fired before yo...Read full story
Americans Find Cornoavirus Best Warded Off by Lying on Couch and Watching a Lot of T.V.
Amidst panic over the COVID-19 epidemic, which prompted United States President Donald Trump to declare a national emergency, many Americans report finding that coronavirus is best warded off by lying on the couch and watching a lot of T.V. “The c...Read full story
Ray Winstone Lands EastEnders Part
Ray Winstone, the star of the cult 1979 movie, 'Scum', and 2000's 'Sexy Beast', is to make a guest star appearance in the upcoming Christmas edition of BBC soap, EastEnders, it has been revealed. He will then become a full member of the cast. Wins...Read full story
England Football Fans Beg Team Not to Win World Cup
The Football Association was reeling today when England fans presented a petition with 45 million signatures begging them not to allow the team to win the World Cup. It had been signed by men, women, children and in one case a Leicester pensioner's c...Read full story
Phillip Schofield Often Gets A Hard-on When Interviewing Male Guests - Claim
It's been claimed that Phillip Schofield, the 'This Morning' TV presenter who, last week, came out of the closet to reveal his homosexuality, often becomes sexually aroused when he has to interview a male guest. Or so I heard. The news comes fr...Read full story