Gauntlet of Death – A Family Show

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Saturday, 28 January 2023

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Fake Cops for a Fake TV Show

Joe Rogaine has decided to step away temporarily from his awesome kickass podcast where he smokes cigars and interviews scum to head back to the game show circuit.

Joe Rogaine’s “Gauntlet of Death” is coming soon to Netflix.

This might seem like the usual reality game show, but the show’s producer, Norman “Kill Em All” Bates says there’s a twist.

“We’re finally gonna make kids the stars of their own game show! We’ve been inspired by the negligence of the Uvalde police force – otherwise known as, the Big Fat Fucking Shithead Pussies (send these overweight dipshits to Ukraine to see if they can run and shoot – without the option of hiding and pissing themselves), who were too afraid to enter the school where a shooter was, until after 77 minutes a border patrol cop finally took a shot and killed the killer. Now, we want kids to be locked in a school, with the doors locked, cops on the outside ready to ‘save the little buggers if they make it out alive’, then the kid gets a shiny new Bitcoin! It’s a family show.”

The cops are allowed to send the kids back into the school as well, so the kids gotta fight not only a shooter on the inside, but also a lazy sadistic cop on the outside too.

Strangely, the producer whispered to this interviewer, wanting this part to be kept off record (fuck ‘im), that “there won’t be any white kids on the show … take that as you will.”

I shall, Hollywood, you ugly sex goddess … always ready to do anything to make a buck, even if its acting like the worst police force in America.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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