Larry King flew to the side of his estranged wife today after reports she was found in a near coma like state after overdosing upon hearing rumours of a late night tryst between her wrinkled husband, and the much wrinkled crone Thomas who recently lost her journalism credentials and job over anti-Semitic remarks.
Cynics said the only reason Larry showed up was to see if she was still breathing since he failed to have a pre-nup prior to this latest marriage.
No word yet from Larry's wife's sister who admitted that she also was bedding the former Miami Beach Jewish comedian leading to the current separation.
A spokesman at her house said they assumed she was just sleeping, but would check anyway and call paramedics if they couldn't wake her up.
King, who has stalked more women than Joran van der Sloot, has never been charged with murdering any of them, but has come close to boring them to death according to several TV insiders close to the late night talk show host.
Thomas, whose 90th birthday is in August, has taken to wearing a burqa in spite after her anti-Semitism was revealed in a recent interview concerning Israel. The fact that King would be interested in a 90 year old Jew hater from Lebanon even has the White House puzzled, but not some of Larry's old time friends from Miami.
"That Larry!" said one former pub crawling buddy, "we'd hit the bars at closing trying to turn up rocks. Some of those bimbos he scored he bragged he put a bag over their head. Do you really think a Burqa is going to get between him and his Schwantz? A Burqua...he'd consider that Formal Wear and a step up in Class!"