On the first anniversary of one of the decade's leading news stories, top reporter Dick Dirtbox and a couple of his drinking cronies held a press conference to announce the latest developments in the continuing saga of the man with the world's largest penis, and the woman with the world's largest vagina, who were axed by a TV channel last year.
TV Executive, Dong Dickstring the man who weilded the axe apparently took his own lack of judgement very badly. Dickstring, after making an executive decision which cost his company billions, threw in the towel and now works in a pet shop in Leighton Buzzard.
The man with the world's largest penis and the woman with the world's largest vagina were snapped up by a rival TV company, appeared in several reality shows, toured the world appearing on talk shows, appeared together in three Hollwood action pictures, topped the CD charts and made the front pages of both Thyme Magazine, and National Typographical.
Which would appear to indicate that there is still a massive demand out there for anything featuring grotesquely outsized genitalia, and probably always will be.
"That's the way it is," Bargis 'The Tripod' Tryhol, the long considered true holder of the 'Man With World's Largest Penis' title chuckled. "Live with it!"
More as we get it.
