There is a Dreadful Show on Channel 4 - Young British Men Showing Their Large Endowments

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Wednesday, 2 November 2022

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Chris Barrie hosts and gives his opinion on the contestants.

There is a deplorable show on Channel 4, of British men showing of their large penises - called 'My Massive Cock'.

Who knew things could be this large? One young man has thin arms and is small and skinny - his endowment seems to be the biggest part of him.

It is a terrible show - no sense of Decorum whatever. We are in a 'Let - it all Hang out' Civilization. How much further can it go?

Women showing their large Vaginas?

One guy was shown with almost a foot long penis. He claims he almost passes out on his girlfriend when having sex - due to the blood rushing into the massive member.

Another has to walk bow - legged down the street - and has women constantly hitting him up.

I did an article for the Old Church News about this degrading TV show - and after Church several of my elderly lady readers came up and said how much they enjoyed the show.

One or two lingered and told me how when they were young and dating - they had partners with large penises.

One said, in her village, the young man was known as Moby Dick for his large whale of a protuberance. Another said in her village one popular young man was nick - named 'Long John'.

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