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Actor Had His Face Chewed Off By Tiger Before The 9pm TV Watershed

Funny story: Actor Had His Face Chewed Off By Tiger Before The 9pm TV Watershed

An actor in a TV drama involving a man who sometimes changes into a white tiger, had his face gnawed off last night, despite the fact that, in many countries, this would have been before the 9 o'clock watershed. Thing is, in Cambodia, there are ma...

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Man Buys Black-And-White TV Set

Funny story: Man Buys Black-And-White TV Set

A man who craves the return of 'the good old days', took a step down that path at the weekend, when he bought a black-and-white television set from an old woman who wanted rid of it, for £10. Moys Kenwood, 55, of Hull, is easily old enough to be a...

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Alan Sugar TV Reality Show Excerpt

Funny story: Alan Sugar TV Reality Show Excerpt

Fans of 'The Apprentice', the show designed to showcase the huge wealth, status and cultural gaps in Britain, will soon be able to get an insight into the everyday life of the programme's focal point, Baron Alan Sugar, when a new series, 'Shit With Sugar On', airs in January. The show follows Baron Sugar around, to show what a down-to-earth figure he really is, in contrast to the bolshy megalom...

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Anne Hegerty Is The Spitting Image Of The Governess From 'The Chase'

Funny story: Anne Hegerty Is The Spitting Image Of The Governess From 'The Chase'

Viewers of ITV's 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here' were jamming the broadcaster's switchboard last night after becoming emotional over the heartwarming performance of a contestant named Anne Hegerty who, unfortunately, said the viewers, was also t...

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Fans react to disparaging remarks about Stan Lee: "It's clobbering time!"

Funny story: Fans react to disparaging remarks about Stan Lee: "It's clobbering time!"

Has-been transgender "celebrity" Bill Mayor recently tried to change careers, trading in (some would say trading on) his dubious career as a “comedienne” by becoming a literary critic. After disparaging television comedy as “fit only for kids and...

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The Simpsons In A Fix, As Apu Refuses To Leave

Funny story: The Simpsons In A Fix, As Apu Refuses To Leave

Producers of popular TV show, The Simpsons, are wracking their brains over what to do about its future tonight, after a planned axing of the Apu character went slightly askew, when Apu refused to leave. Citing 'contractual obligations', Apu has sa...

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Man "Very Disappointed" In 'Mrs Brown's Boys'

Funny story: Man "Very Disappointed" In 'Mrs Brown's Boys'

A man watched the first ten minutes of so-called 'comedy laughter show' 'Mrs. Brown's Boys' at the weekend, before he was forced to turn it off, so diabolically unfunny was it. Watching the tripe on the recommendation of his half-sister's husband,...

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Wanna Develop a 'New' Hit TV Show?

Funny story: Wanna Develop a 'New' Hit TV Show?

Here's what you gotta do: 1. Forget about looking at the future or the present. People are interested in THE PAST these days. Look backward not forward and you'll do fine. 2. Remember: Same old, same old. Forget about innovation or being unique. Think reboot and you're sure to succeed. And stay away from Twitter and Facebook. You may say something stupid that will get you fired before yo...

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Trump On Jamal Khashoggi: "No Body, No Murder"

Funny story: Trump On Jamal Khashoggi: "No Body, No Murder"

US President, Donald Trump, has spoken to reporters at the White House about the strange and mysterious disappearance of Jamal Khashoggi, who has not been seen since he entered the Saudi Arabian consulate in Istanbul on 2 October. Trump said: "I'm...

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Kavanaugh To Get His Own TV Show About 'Lying'

Funny story: Kavanaugh To Get His Own TV Show About 'Lying'

Judge Brett Kavanaugh, the man who was cleared by a 'select panel' of any sexual wrongdoing, either in the past or in the future, has reportedly been approached to host his very own television show about lying. It's understood that Kavanaugh is th...

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New news anchor's "talent" sure to boost ratings, producer says

Funny story: New news anchor's "talent" sure to boost ratings, producer says

In an attempt to compete with Foxy Nudes, CeeBeeEss' “Diss Mornin'” program has added Brianna Gold-Digger to its lineup. The buxom beauty, known as much for her ample cleavage and her radiant smile as she is for her “gravitas,” will join co-stars mos...

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'Mission Impossible' Was A Terrible Name For The Show

Funny story: 'Mission Impossible' Was A Terrible Name For The Show

The 1960s drama 'Mission Impossible' was the most poorly-named TV show of its time, according to a man who enjoys thinking about pointless bullshit. The theme of the series, which ran from 1966 to 1973, was that a team of secret American agents -...

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TV Attack

According to new mindblowing (but not much else) research, “TV Sets kill your sex life”. Like any normal wide-eyed, shouty Brexiteer, we didn’t bother reading the story, we just asked random people for their reactions to the unfolding drama. Fred...

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Football Returns After Never Even Stopping

Funny story: Football Returns After Never Even Stopping

Football returns today and up and down the country fanatical fans are rejoicing, even though it doesn't appear to have ever actually been away. With the World Cup having started soon after the domestic season, then the International Champions Cup...

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TV Set Killed Man

Funny story: TV Set Killed Man

Police in Fort Lauderdale say the death of a man in his seventies was caused by his TV set, and have charged the appliance with homicide. The man, Gordon Binfield, 74, had lived alone since his wife died in 1983, and, having few friends, rarely l...

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Poldark fan angry to learn that her husband likes Demelza

Funny story: Poldark fan angry to learn that her husband likes Demelza

Lorraine Johnson, like many people likes watching Poldark, for its intrigue, well drawn characters, scenery and easy on the eye cast was angered by the fact that her husband Gary only watches it for Demelza. 'Imagine my surprise' said Lorraine 'wh...

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Poldark's Aiden Turners Chest To Star in its Own Series

Funny story: Poldark's Aiden Turners Chest To Star in its Own Series

Following its recent exposure in every National newspaper and magazine in Britian, including "Tractor Engines Today" and "Know Your Radish", the hairy chest of Aiden Turner has announced that it will be going it alone in future. The buff half-tors...

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England Football Fans Beg Team Not to Win World Cup

Funny story: England Football Fans Beg Team Not to Win World Cup

The Football Association was reeling today when England fans presented a petition with 45 million signatures begging them not to allow the team to win the World Cup. It had been signed by men, women, children and in one case a Leicester pensioner's c...

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