The L.A. Watchdog Witnesser reports that the matriarch of the Kardashian family, Kris Kardashian-Jenner has just been signed to be the official spokeswoman for the new line of swimwear for MILFs.
Kris, who is 67, but has a body that looks like she's 27, talked to reporter Lulu Cul de Sac, who informed her that the new modernistic bikini swimsuits are all the rage in the over 55 group.
Miss Cully, as her podiatrist calls her, said that Kris has an astoundingly astonishing body that young women half her age wish they had. Hell, women in their mid twenties, wish they had Kris's fabulously toned, slim and trim body.
SIDENOTE: The L.A. WW is reporting that Mama Jenner may be appearing in a special Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue titled, Hollywood Cougars Who Look Erotic As Hell!
