The notorious Cosa Nostra crime family, the Goombalini's have expressed that they want to purchase New York's Madison Square Garden.
A spokesperson for the family, Giancralo Goombalini, said that the 10 brothers are all sports enthusiasts who enjoy everything from basketball to wrestling and ice hockey to boxing.
The mayor of the "Big Apple," has informed the Goombalini's that Mad Square is not for sale.
He was quickly informed by the Goombalini crime family boss, Salvatore Goombalini that he did not ask to buy the 'Garden," he said that they ARE going to buy the "Garden."
Meanwhile, when the "Family" buys Madison Square Garden, they will begin to sell Kentucky Moonshine, imported from Bowling Green.