Folks, it's here by popular demand - WhataPizza

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 22 June 2023

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The new pizza has 13 different ingredients; including 4 that are secret.

The Whataburger Corporation has just announced that due to lots of customer input, they are now adding WhatPizza to their extensive food items menu.

The WhataPizza was developed by one of the best Italian pizza chefs in the world, Brooklyn's Luigi Pinot, whose pizza's have won countless "Best Pizza" awards throughout Italy, France, Scotland, and Brooklyn.

A spokesperson for the big Orange W, stated, "Okay ladies and gentleman and boys and girls, the Whataburger chain is now going to proceed to kick the combined pizza-making asses of Pizza Hut, Dominos, Papa John's, Shakey's, Little Caesar.

SIDENOTE: President Biden and the first lady Mrs. President Biden recently tried the new WhataPizza in Washington, D.C. and they said that it is the greatest tasting pizza they have ever tasted.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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