Hollywood Innuendo reporter Fajita San Guacamole has just informed her readers that J.Lo, who dances, sings, acts, and plays the air tuba, has just been signed by Womanhood Intimate Products to be the official face or rather crotch for their new pubic line Lady Godiva Sports Pantiliners.
According to San Guacamole, Jenny on the Block, signed a three year contract that will pay her $13 million per year.
The woman who is legally known as Mrs. Ben Affleck, told Fajita that she personally uses the "Lady Godivas" when she is playing tennis, volleyball, croquet, or bungee jumping.
A spokesperson for the Lady Godiva Sports Pantiliners said that the pantiliners come in five sizes, small, medium, large, extra large and Sarah Huckabee.
