There is much sadness at the headquarters of Anehuser-Busch, as their flagship beer Bud Light has seen sales dwindle down to unimaginable numbers.
A spokesperson for the beer, Dex P. Vancrow said that his company has apologized 29 times already since they hired an atheist transgender to appear on their Bud Light beer cans.
According to Tittle Tattle Tonight's, Pico de Gallo, the tranny, identified as Ramona Libbenzucker, 28, has reportedly left the United States and is now living in Liverpool, England, under an assumed name believed to be Agatha Churchill.
Miss Libbenzucker is working as a barmaid at The Soccer Ball Pub located on Liverpool's The Beatles Boulevard. ■
