Anson Mount and Taylor Hicks open up a gunshop in Amarillo

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 5 July 2023

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"Anson and Tay-Tay are America's 'Happiest Couple.' " -ANDERSON COOPER

The most popular TV cowboy star on cable television, Anson Mount star of "Hell On Wheels," and his girlfriend Taylor Swift, have just opened up The Desperado Gunshop in downtown Amarillo, Texas.

The shop sells everything from hollow point bullets to AR-15 semi-automatic weapons and Glock 9 handguns to rocket launchers - for "duck hunting".

The shop is sanctioned by the NRA and has been named "The Nation's Top Gunshop In America" by the highly reputable gun magazine, Bang Bang Illustrated.

Mount said that his grandfather Morgan Mount, who has been blind since Anson was a baby, bought him his first BB gun when he was only 7 weeks old.

By the time Anson turned 4, he could hit a woodpecker in the belly button from 100 yards away. (We are currently fact-checking this statement, since oviparous animals don't really have a belly button...)

SIDENOTE: Taylor who had never held a gun, even a water gun, now owns several high-powered telescopic rifles plus a Vietnam War era grenade launcher.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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