BOSTON - (Satire News) - The man who has more nicknames than everyone living in New Hampshire combined continues to act as if the lies he is constantly telling cannot be refuted with video tape.
Vox Populi reported that out of Trump's 34,407 lies (so far), a grand total of 34,404 have been proved to be nothing more that shit cloud figments of his warped imagination.
Trump is even on video tape saying that Lake Michigan was originally named Lake Daddy, after his rich-as-shit father Freddie "Spaghetti" Trump.
He has also said that Queen Elizabeth is not really a queen, but a princess, who faked her queenship by paying the British Director of Royalty £80,000 ([$97,000 - US].
Trump was recently interviewed by one of his only friends, Greg "The Rodent" Gutfeld, who asked him point blank why he is always acting like a bonafide shitass.
The Shitass replied, "Because Gregy, it is my way of keeping people off-balance, bewildered, perplexed, baffled, dazed, and confused.
Gutfeld, grinned and asked if he could add puzzled as shit to the list.
Trump threw him a look and replied, "Fuck no Gregy, I hardly know you, but I do know that you look exactly like a fucking rodent."
"Bye Donnie."
"Bye Rodent Face."
