If Trump gets back in come 2024, one of his secret promises has been not only to move the White House to Florida, but also to change the name of America itself.
No longer will it be the “United” states, but the “‘Untied” states, since Trump will personally see that every state enjoys his form of freedom.
This will be done through an elaborate system of corrupt politicians who have vowed allegiance to him, plus a rigged Supreme Court to make sure he can sue but never be sued, he can send people to jail, but never go there himself.
He has stated the he can guarantee that each state will have more votes for him than any other – just so America can keep calling itself a “democracy”.
But the real twist will be in the name ‘America”. This world once referred to all of the Americas – North, South and Central. But through long use it has come to be just another name for the USA.
Trump will call HIS new country, “The Untied States of Trumperica.”
Several of Trump’s inner circle have stated that this has nothing to do with a spelling mistake, or a poorly pronounced word, or basic illiteracy.
“Trump speak good,” one supporter said, “Trump good cuz he say he good and new Trumperica be good too cuz he say.”
America … leading the world in illiteracy. (Except for countries still being kept in the Iron Age by America’s aggressive debt schedules.)
PS: This was obviously a joke story. And then I started looking up photos to go with it and saw that “Trumperica” was somebody else’s idea, but they are serious. Shit’s gonna hit the fan in 2024!
