LUFTWAFFE, England - (Satire News) - A fast-moving wildfire that started in Fissinshire, quickly spread to one of the few towns in England with a German name.
The town of Luftwaffe, which was originally named Lilting Lili, but changed after WWII, saw several buildings destroyed by the wildfire.
The town's Mayor Roberta Bermuda, 74, informed the UK news media that the fire totally destroyed the only German museum in the entire UK.
The museum named The Adolf Hitler Commemorative Museum housed lots of Nazi artifacts, memorabilia, relics, mementos, and keepsakes.
Some of the destroyed items included a moustache trimmer that belonged to the Fuhrer, a painting of the German battleship the Bismarck, that was reportedly worth $1.9 million, and an actual German U-Boat, the U-995.
SIDENOTE: When Queen Elizabeth was asked what she thought about the Hitler Museum being totally destroyed she smiled, brushed back her hair, and replied, "Cue the violin music."
