Dorothy Rides the Tornado

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Wednesday, 3 August 2022

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Kansas Kills the Witch. Don't Surrender, Dorothy!

To get into Oz, you first have to kill a witch.

Dorothy and Toto have left their farmhouse and seen how the Wicked Bitch (known as the Supreme Court) is dead in Kansas. Weird that such a state was once incredibly right-wing has now acted very left-wing. You piss off Dorothy and Toto is gonna git ya.

Kansas voters have decided to tell their Supreme Court witches and bitches to shove their bullshit decision against abortion up their tornadoes.

Certain words do not occur in the US Constitution. (Do you see the word ‘tit’ hiding inside that word? Did Samuel Alito take that into his astute consideration?) Seriously, Alito? This is about words that don’t exist? But not about those words that do exist in that rag of a document. “Freedom”, is one of those words. American women have less due to you.

“Asshole” also is not on the parchment, although there is at least one O and one Z to make a new word that pertains to every American in this day and age.

While Supreme Asshole, Alito, is busy mocking Harry for telling him to shove his genius where the tornado don’t spin, the American judge proved himself to be as immature as a frat boy. As long as you make jokes to your own prejudicial kind, then you’re King of Judicial Comedy.

America, this is one of your top judges? How can anyone trust any decision made by him or others of his ilk? Luckily, there are more American women than American judges, so the ladies head to the voting booth and kick illegal abortion to the curb and turn Dorothy into a Warrior Woman of the Wasteland.

Kick some more ass, American women (cue The Guess Who), and be like Dorothy!

Don't Surrender!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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