The judge for the Sandy Hook defamation trial against Jones has told the podcast slimeball shithead host that he must tell the truth. He lied twice that morning, which is against the oath when taking the stand. Is that not contempt? Can it be?
The judge further went on to say that the stand is not his show. And just cuz Alex thinks something’s true does not make it true.
MAGA idiots can’t tell the difference between a lie and the truth since their God, Trump, has foisted this one-celled organism mentality on them, and MAGA’s ain’t too good at thinking for theyselves.
Jones then took the stand again and said, “Jesus is American! America owns the Universe! Every dead child ain’t real ‘cuz I don’t see no bullet wounds. Jesus loves when babies die, that why he gets them baptized nice and early before they can even make up their minds to worship a 2000-year-old Jewish carpenter! I am God! My show is the greatest, better than Rogans! Why are all the worst right-wing hosts getting all the listeners? Cuz people love it when pieces of shit like me say outrageous things and create a new mythology we can all live and die and kill in!”
He then went into convulsions and had to be ushered to the hospital. Though he didn’t stay in hospital, he went instead to his show where he decried how biased the judge was against him, saying things were better in Nazi Germany where you were innocent until proven guilty, whereas the judge in his case, he thinks, is calling him guilty before calling him guilty.
Very confusing. The man needs a doctor, but he keeps lying to the cabbie, saying, “Take me to my show! The people must hear the truth – as I see it!”
And that was Day One of the Alex Jones show – I mean, trial. Stay tuned for more idiocy and lies! They’re what sell podcasts.
