Trump's Trendy New Idea for Family Burials - a Golf Course

Funny story written by UncleDale

Wednesday, 3 August 2022

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President Trump is causing big turmoil and alarm in the Church and Funeral industries. They missed out on making a lot of money when his wife died. And they fear others might imitate him.

His first wife died, and he didn't buy a burial plot, or have a Church service.

(Although he kneels and prays constantly on his golf courses - so is very religious.)

Somehow - (God works in mysterious ways, when you have cash) - NJ officials let him convert his New Jersey golf course into a 400-acre cemetery/golf course. He is thought to be the first person to come up with this creative idea. Which apparently will save lots of taxes.

So Ivanka, the deceased wife sits near the First Hole, and the Clubhouse, with a small, but decent headstone. It gets hit occasionally by golf balls - or drinks are occasionally left there.

She never cared for golf but will have an active social scene around her grave. Maybe even lovers meeting there for a tryst. Some other young Trump and his young soon to - be Wife.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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