WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The woman who is the assistant committee chairman on The Senate Condemnatory Hearings on The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan.6, was extremely happy to get one of the largest campaign donations in the history of politics.
Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk, owners of the largest retail outlet in the solar system have just donated $20 million towards the re-election campaign of Elizabeth Cheney.
Musk told Lola Watergold a senior reporter with The Washington Globe Express that he and Jeff (Bezos) hate Republicans so much that they are going to do everything in their power to see that as many GOPers and GOPettes, get their Trumpian asses kicked at the election booths.
Trump reportedly told his new BFF Greg "The Rodent" Gutfeld that in the interest of fairness, Bezos-Musk Inc., should also give Republican candidates $20 million as well.
Elon Musk shook his head and remarked that Old Plump Trump can suck his "Trouser Trout." ■
