There were 820 spoof news stories published in October 2011. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

The Top 10 Upsides of Turning 60

Funny story: The Top 10 Upsides of Turning 60

It's no fun turning 60. It's the official beginning of "old manhood," as in, "What are you doing in the fast lane, old man?" Or worse, "What are you doing in the diaper aisle, old man?" But as with most things in life, there are some positives. Change can be good. Improvements have been made. For instance, the life expectancy of an American male back in 1937 was 58. If that number hadn't improv...

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The three little pigs and the crocodile - a spoof for children

Funny story: The three little pigs and the crocodile - a spoof for children

Once upon a time the three little pigs came to a river. "We need to cross this river," said the youngest little pig. "But we can't swim across," said the middle little pig, "there is a crocodile in the river." "Then we will need to build boats," said the oldest little pig. The three little pigs went to find things to build their boats with. The youngest little pig found a field full...

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Kelly Clarkson Makes It Very Clear That Kathy Griffin Better Cool It With The 'Fat' Jokes

Funny story: Kelly Clarkson Makes It Very Clear That Kathy Griffin Better Cool It With The 'Fat' Jokes

HOLLYWOOD - Kelly Clarkson recently performed on Dancing With The Stars where the audience absolutely loved her brand new song "Dancing In Step To Wynonna." After the show the producer Bernadette Penderlicki asked Kelly if she would like to appear...

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Bull Wanders into Irish Pub, Doesn't Give It a Rave Review

Funny story: Bull Wanders into Irish Pub, Doesn't Give It a Rave Review

The sign on the door of a pub in County Cavan reads "A Thousand Welcomes," but a bull who stopped there for a pint after a long day of grazing claims it's false advertising. "I didn't even receive ONE welcome," he whined. The bartender claimed he...

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"Occupy Wall Street" Spreads; "Occupy FAO Schwarz" Staged by Kids

Funny story: "Occupy Wall Street" Spreads; "Occupy FAO Schwarz" Staged by Kids

Adult protesters were busy in Zuccotti Park in downtown NY as a group of babies and toddlers marched uptown to 58th Street and Fifth Avenue to the world's most famous toy store in order to stage a protest all their own. The kids voiced lots of...

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Scientists Develop 'Living' Building Prototypes

Funny story: Scientists Develop 'Living' Building Prototypes

San Francisco, CA - Not to be outdone by top scientists in London, researchers in California are working on the next big thing in green living. They are creating 'Living' buildings that will be far greater than the 'Living' buildings that are being...

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Convert the Euro into a Candy Bar, Says EU Debt Panel

Funny story: Convert the Euro into a Candy Bar, Says EU Debt Panel

Brussels - A committee of Europe's leading economists, bankers and nutritionists have developed a simple solution to end the European debt crisis. They propose converting the Euro from a currency into a candy bar. "Currently, we are printing euros...

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Drunken Moose Stuck in Apple Tree in Sweden, Entertains Crowds

Funny story: Drunken Moose Stuck in Apple Tree in Sweden, Entertains Crowds

It was the fermented apples that did it, the moose claimed, but some suspected that he had been sipping the bubbly for quite some time and was simply on a bender. Anyway, as he awaited rescue from the tree, the moose cheerfully entertained one a...

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Postal Service rescue plan would turn mail carriers into drug runners

Funny story: Postal Service rescue plan would turn mail carriers into drug runners

Washington, DC - A Congressional panel that's searching for ways to save the crumbling US Postal Service has recommended that the agency increase its profits by becoming the nation's narcotics distribution network. With the Internet and e-mail dev...

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Bank of God to End the World's Debt Crisis

Funny story: Bank of God to End the World's Debt Crisis

The prayers of the world's bankers and investment firms have been answered. The Bank of God has agreed to cover all global debt in exchange for what God is calling "The Ten Commitments." "We tend to forget that God is a shrewd money manager," said...

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Kate Middleton pregnancy scare

Funny story: Kate Middleton pregnancy scare

Future Queen of England, Kate Middleton, was relieved to discover she wasn't pregnant after getting a craving for peanut butter that saw her work her way through half a jar of Waitrose Smooth. "I had a massive urge to have a bit of peanut butter,"...

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Heidi Montag's Meltdown On 'The View' Caused By A Sudden Surge of Plastic

Funny story: Heidi Montag's Meltdown On 'The View' Caused By A Sudden Surge of Plastic

HOLLYWOOD - Barbara Walters, star of The View, says that she has seen it all but she said that she had not seen what occurred to recent guest Heidi Montag. Montag appeared on the show and was interviewed by Joy "Hey You" Behar who asked her about...

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Amanda Knox Will Pose In PlayGuy Magazine To Help Reduce Her Huge Legal Fees

Funny story: Amanda Knox Will Pose In PlayGuy Magazine To Help Reduce Her Huge Legal Fees

CHICAGO - Amanda Knox owes around $4 million in legal fees and she has stated her intentions are to pay off the entire amount. She was recently approached by Shania Warbocker, the editor of PlayGuy Magazine about appearing in a nude photo layout w...

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Scientists Conclude the Soul is Composed of Dark Matter

Funny story: Scientists Conclude the Soul is Composed of Dark Matter

Scientists, today, announced they believe they have solved the longest standing problem in human history. Unsure why they never thought of this before, they reticently admitted that the idea of something so undetectable and frankly impossible as Dark...

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Amanda Knox To Appear On The New TV Show "Pan-Am" Before It Flies Away To 'The Land of The Cancelled Shows'

Funny story: Amanda Knox To Appear On The New TV Show "Pan-Am" Before It Flies Away To 'The Land of The Cancelled Shows'

HOLLYWOOD - The Friendly Skies may not be as friendly to Pan-Am, one of the new television season's shows, as the producers were hoping. The ratings are not looking too good for the show set in the sky of the 1960s which centers around airplanes,...

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Rick Perry Reveals That He Has Documented Proof That Mitt Romney Wears A Toupee

Funny story: Rick Perry Reveals That He Has Documented Proof That Mitt Romney Wears A Toupee

AUSTIN - Governor Rick Perry was in his campaign bus heading up towards Dallas on his Good Old Boy Bus Tour while listening to some music by that little old band from Texas, ZZ Top. Perry was accompanied on the tour by Pico de Gallo, a reporter wi...

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Miley Cyrus and Taylor Lautner Secretly Rendezvous In Redondo Beach

Funny story: Miley Cyrus and Taylor Lautner Secretly Rendezvous In Redondo Beach

REDONDO BEACH, California - Taylor Lautner the star of the Twilight series movies is still somewhat sad at his recent breakup with Lily Collins daughter of rock music icon Phil Collins. According to Cahoots Wyoming of Silver Screen Magazine the re...

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Kate Gosselin Reportedly Seen Canoodling With Hank Williams Jr. - Steven Tyler Is Furious!

Funny story: Kate Gosselin Reportedly Seen Canoodling With Hank Williams Jr. - Steven Tyler Is Furious!

NASHVILLE - Word that American Idol judge and lead singer with Aerosmith Steven Tyler is absolutely furious has hit the streets of Tinsel Town. And what exactly has caused Steven "Lips" Tyler to get so bent out of shape? Well according to Hacienda...

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Taylor Swift and Zac Efron Laugh Off The Baby Rumors

Funny story: Taylor Swift and Zac Efron Laugh Off The Baby Rumors

MILWAUKEE - Taylor Swift performed before a sold-out crowd at The Beer Suds Stadium on the final show of her 2011 Taylor Swift's Land of The Free Refills Concert Tour. And sitting on the very front row in the center was none other than the guy of...

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The Cucumber Man - a spoof by my six year old son

Funny story: The Cucumber Man - a spoof by my six year old son

The following is a spoof fairy tale written by my six year old son (I typed, but it all his own words). Once upon a time, there was a little girl and little boy who lived with their mum and dad. One day, they planted some cucumbers. In three weeks, cucumbers started to grow. They grew and grew and grew. The two children and their mum and dad picked the cucumbers' and they took them inside...

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Justin Timberlake Caught Cheekily Cheating On Jessica Biel With Scarlett Johansson

Funny story: Justin Timberlake Caught Cheekily Cheating On Jessica Biel With Scarlett Johansson

NEW YORK CITY - Justin Timberlake seems to have taken the title of Cad With The Nads from Jesse James as he was spotted in a compromising situation with Iron Man 2 actress Scarlett Johansson. Timberlake who has just recently returned back into the...

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The Ugly Duckling - a spoof for children

Funny story: The Ugly Duckling - a spoof for children

Even when he was an egg, Ollie knew he was different to the other ducklings. For a start, his egg was slightly bluish whilst their's were pure brilliant white. Even more obvious, was the size. His egg filled the nest pushing his brothers and sisters to the edge of the nest. Mother Duck loved them all equally, even though Ollie looked different. Where his brothers and sisters were fluffy and...

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100 US soldiers track notorious Uganda guerilla Joseph 'Putin Bitch' Kony

Funny story: 100 US soldiers track notorious Uganda guerilla Joseph 'Putin Bitch' Kony

Kampala - NATO always had suspected, of course, that Joseph Kony, leader of Uganda's mass-murdering Lord's Resistance Army guerillas, was the inspiration behind the naming of Vladimir Putin's female black Labrador Retriever Koni. The mutt was wide...

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Rob Pattinson Says That Taylor Lautner Told Him That Miley Cyrus' Lap Dances Are The Best In The West!

Funny story: Rob Pattinson Says That Taylor Lautner Told Him That Miley Cyrus' Lap Dances Are The Best In The West!

MALIBU BEACH - Two of the stars from the Twilight Series, Rob Pattinson and Taylor Lautner, recently hosted a bachelor party for a very good friend of theirs who is getting married in a month. RPattz beach home The Vampire Villa was the scene of t...

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Collection agency goes after House Speaker John Boehner

Funny story: Collection agency goes after House Speaker John Boehner

Washington, DC - China wants its money back, and it wants it now. Not surprisingly, the target of the Communist nation's demands is conservative poster boy John Boehner (R-Ohio), the Speaker of the House. Things are getting so bad, Boehner has asked the FBI for protection. His main problem: a collection agency is aggressively pursuing him to repay upwards of $1.2 trillion in debt. That figure i...

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Ron Paul Says That He Will Neither Admit Nor Deny The Romantic Rumors About Him and Michele Bachmann

Funny story: Ron Paul Says That He Will Neither Admit Nor Deny The Romantic Rumors About Him and Michele Bachmann

GREEN RIVER, Wyoming - Ron Paul has said that he will stay in the GOP presidential race no matter how many salacious rumors about him people choose to make up. The 76-year-old from Texas says that in regards to rumors that he has pretty much heard...

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New Clothing Store Chain to Cater For Midgets Opens First Shop In Las Vegas

Funny story: New Clothing Store Chain to Cater For Midgets Opens First Shop In Las Vegas

A new clothing chain is set to open its first store in Las Vegas, Nevada Saturday, selling apparel designed exclusively for dwarfs, midgets, imps, pixies......call them what you will. 'Tiny' will sell jeans, shirts, suits, ties, belts, shoes, ski...

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Britney Spears Sells The Nudist Resort She Bought In 2009

Funny story: Britney Spears Sells The Nudist Resort She Bought In 2009

HOLLYWOOD, California - Britney Spears appeared on The View and was asked about the rumor that she had recently come into quite a bit of money due to a sale she recently made. Spears told Joy Behar that the rumor was in fact true. She said that sh...

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Bunga, Bunga Babe beds Balotelli!

Mario Balotelli is not only in the news for setting his bathroom on fire, sulking, being a bad boy, wearing Mafia T-shirts, shooting down Man Utd and other eccentric capers. He also is being bedded by bunga, bunga girl, busty beauty, Raffaella Fico a...

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#1 Halloween costume is Hank Williams Jr.

Funny story: #1 Halloween costume is Hank Williams Jr.

MIAMI, FLORIDA - For the fifth consecutive week, Ricky stores all over the country have sold out of the Hank Williams Jr. costume that consists a beard, sunglasses, hat, and overalls. Online stores are constantly crashing because people keep 'soci...

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Charlie Sheen Wants Amanda Knox To Be His Brand New "Goddess"

Funny story: Charlie Sheen Wants Amanda Knox To Be His Brand New "Goddess"

OXNARD, California - Charlie Sheen is still celebrating from his recent $25 million settlement which he received for being wrongly terminated from his role as Charlie Harper in the sit-com Two and A Half Men. The "Space Cadet" as he is known recen...

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Jesse James Caught Playing 'Tongue Hockey' With Amanda Knox

Funny story: Jesse James Caught Playing 'Tongue Hockey' With Amanda Knox

WALLA WALLA, Washington - It appears that Jesse James may have gotten over his addiction to Kat Von D. The much tattooed "Messy" Jesse was according to Woody Velcro of Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres caught in the clutches of Amanda Knox parked on a farm...

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George Clooney and Stacy Keibler Admit That They Are Big Fans of 'Planking'

Funny story: George Clooney and Stacy Keibler Admit That They Are Big Fans of 'Planking'

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - George Clooney and the gorgeous woman in his life Stacy Keibler headed down to sunny old Mexico to get away from the hustle and bustle of Tinsel Town. The good looking couple checked into the newly dedicated Puffy Taco Res...

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John Terry denies making intelligent comment

Funny story: John Terry denies making intelligent comment

Chelsea skipper John Terry has insisted he did not make an intelligent comment during Chelsea's comprehensive defeat by a classy and witty QPR team at Loftus Road yesterday. Videos posted on the internet claim to show JT mouthing the words "Nietzs...

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Rosat satellite falls on Turkey causing 7.3 earthquake - reports

Funny story: Rosat satellite falls on Turkey causing 7.3 earthquake - reports

Germany's out-of-control Roentgen Satellite (Rosat) - seen re-entering the Earth's atmosphere around 02.00GMT - is suspected of causing the 7.3 tremor which struck Eastern Turkey's city of Van today. Some 20 tonnes of space junk are thought to hav...

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Sasha and Malia Obama Dressed Up As Bo For Halloween Costumes

Funny story: Sasha and Malia Obama Dressed Up As Bo For Halloween Costumes

WASHINGTON DC - Although First Lady Michelle Obama has tried her hardest to keep the Halloween costumes that her daughters have chosen a secret, Sasha and Malia have committed to wearing Bo to their classrooms on Monday, October 31st. Traditional...

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Television Adverts: An Open Rant By Chester P Chester.

Funny story: Television Adverts: An Open Rant By Chester P Chester.

Hello, I'm Chester P Chester, and I'd like to talk, if I may, for a few moments about adverts. I really do hate adverts. Not the ones in magazines or on billboards. No, they're ok. It's the ones on TV. I've just sat down with a nice bowl of chips and some ketchup and some bint comes on the box to tell me about her period. I DON'T CARE!! Did you know that Domestos kills all known germs dead...

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Kelly Osbourne Rekindles Her Nasty Feud With Christina Aguilera

Funny story: Kelly Osbourne Rekindles Her Nasty Feud With Christina Aguilera

QUEENS, New York - Kelly Osbourne was in Queens visiting an old high school friend when she ran into Ashburn Wasabi a reporter for The Right Coast Illustrated Revue. Wasabi was having dinner with his girlfriend at a local Shanghi Sue's Sushi Sandw...

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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Are Having The Biggest Halloween Party In Hollywood

Funny story: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Are Having The Biggest Halloween Party In Hollywood

HOLLYWOOD - Halloween is right around the corner and two of the most popular young celebrities in America today, Justin Bieber and his girlfriend Selena Gomez are throwing what promises to be the biggest Halloween bash in the history of the witch, gh...

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Alice Roberts Viewing Figures Set To Plummet As Fans Switch Off "Origins Of Us"

Funny story: Alice Roberts Viewing Figures Set To Plummet As Fans Switch Off "Origins Of Us"

BBC chiefs are fearing a huge drop in viewing figures for their latest Alice Roberts vehicle, Origins Of Us. The second episode of the three part story of human evolution airs tonight but following an angry response to last week's first part, BBC2...

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Kate Gosselin Says She Wants To Have Steven Tyler's Baby - And She Stresses "Plural - Baby"

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin is still devastated at the fact that her reality show Kate Plus 8 was cancelled. She recently told a close friend that the past two years have been pretty rough on her going back to her divorce from her Korean...

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Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan To Guest Star With Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder On "The Vampire Diaries"

Funny story: Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan To Guest Star With Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder On "The Vampire Diaries"

HOLLYWOOD - Manolo Middlezuck, the producer of The Vampire Diaries which stars Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder has just announced that he has signed Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan to guest star in upcoming episodes of the popular cable television se...

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Kate Gosselin Furious As She Sees A Text Message From Boyfriend Steven Tyler To Kat Von D

Funny story: Kate Gosselin Furious As She Sees A Text Message From Boyfriend Steven Tyler To Kat Von D

CALABASAS, California - Kate Gosselin and Steven Tyler visited the town of Calabasas where back in 1805, the explorers Lewis and Clark reportedly spent an entire evening gang whooping-it-up with their Shoshoni Indian guide Sacajawea of the American d...

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Illegal gambling? Try Westminster Bridge London!

Sometimes it seems there's Elephants wherever I look - even on my day off! I could not believe my eyes as I walked over Westminster Bridge yesterday, in the heart of London's political district, under the gaze of countless CCTV cameras and (your) god knows what other post-9/11 ultra-sophisticated state-run surveillance spies. As I fought through the crowds I saw SEVEN separate groups of peop...

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X-Factor's Johnny Robinson Blows Gays And Straights Away In Rock Week

Funny story: X-Factor's Johnny Robinson Blows Gays And Straights Away In Rock Week

LONDON - Gay novelty X-Factor contestant Johnny Robinson went into Saturday's performance feeling decidedly pessimistic, as the show was rock themed, and Johnny by his own admission, had never attempted to sing a rock song in his life. Suffice to...

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Myanmar Dumps China And Embraces Paris Hilton

Funny story: Myanmar Dumps China And Embraces Paris Hilton

Nyapyidaw - In a bizarre twist of events the south east Asian nation of Myanmar has dumped it's longstanding trading partner China in favor of American celebutante the stunning Paris Hilton. The split between Myanmar and China made headlines this...

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Jada Pinkett-Smith and Marc Anthony Spotted Looking At Rings

Funny story: Jada Pinkett-Smith and Marc Anthony Spotted Looking At Rings

BEVERLY HILLS - If there is one thing that Beverly Hills has it's jewelry stores and Jada Pinkett-Smith and Marc Anthony were recently spotted looking at rings at the exquisite Queen's Choice Jewelry Store on Rodeo Drive. The jewelry store is note...

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QPR refuse to share new stadium with Chelsea

Funny story: QPR refuse to share new stadium with Chelsea

High flying QPR have dashed Chelsea's dreams of sharing a luxury new stadium in Shepherd's Bush. The upwardly mobile West London club have realised that their bijou dwelling in Loftus Road is too small for Champion's League football and are looki...

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Steve Jobs speaks through SIRI

CUPERTINO, CA-New England native and longtime iPhone owner Jeorge Ballad Cole claims that Steve Jobs spoke to him through SIRI. In familiarizing himself with SIRI, Jeorge decided to ask "Where is Steve Jobs?" SIRI replied "I don't see 'Steve Jobs...

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Steven Tyler Denies That Kate Gosselin Is Having His Baby

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - One of the most popular May-December couples in America was seen soaking up the sun in sunny old Mexico. Steven Tyler, lead singer with Aerosmith and American Idol judge and his girlfriend Kate Gosselin of the newly cancel...

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Occupy Wall Street movement wins Nobel Economics Prize

Funny story: Occupy Wall Street movement wins Nobel Economics Prize

New York City - In an unprecedented reversal, the Nobel Prize Committee has revoked its Economic Science Prize, recently handed to two American professors, and has re-awarded it to the Occupy Wall Street movement. "Economics has been called 'the d...

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Clarkson crashes the Titanic

Funny story: Clarkson crashes the Titanic

Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson has today been reprimanded by BBC executives after his attempt to set a new track record in the Titanic ended in disaster earlier today. Clarkson bought the Titanic, the famous Edwardian liner that sank in 1912,...

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Colonel Gaddafi's Last Words Revealed

Funny story: Colonel Gaddafi's Last Words Revealed

Colonel Gadaffi's last words have been revealed by the bodyguard who stood by his side as he lay dying in a ditch in Libya. The bodyguard revealed that the Colonel's last words were "I should have married Margaret Thatcher when I had the chance...

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Dancing With The Stars To Be a London 2012 Olympic Event

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars To Be a London 2012 Olympic Event

Strike up the band and get out your dancing shoes. It's just been confirmed that the U.S. blockbuster TV show DWTS will be a competitive "sport" at the London 2012 Olympics. The names of all the contestants have yet to be announced. But ther...

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The Curse of Two and A Half Men: Ashton Kutcher Has Turned Into Charlie Sheen

Funny story: The Curse of Two and A Half Men: Ashton Kutcher Has Turned Into Charlie Sheen

MALIBU BEACH - Well for those people who do not believe in curses perhaps they need to only take a look at one Ashton Kutcher. Kutcher who replaced Charlie "The Space Cadet" Sheen on the hit sit-com Two and A Half Men seems to have actually taken...

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Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Convinces Brett Favre To Come Out Of Retirement And Join The Cowboys

Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Convinces Brett Favre To Come Out Of Retirement And Join The Cowboys

DALLAS - The Dallas Cowboys took a commanding 24 point lead (27-3) against the Detroit Lions into the third quarter but when the game ended the Cowboys found themselves on the losing end 34-30. Millions of Cowboys fans looked on in total disbelief...

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Megan Fox To Star in "The Sound of Music' Remake

Funny story: Megan Fox To Star in "The Sound of Music' Remake

Hollywood icon and polished sex symbol Megan Fox has reportedly been offered a 6 figure deal to star in The Sound of Music remake. Executives were said to have been so impressed with a recent flip video home movie in which Fox sang a rendition of...

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Macy's CEO Asks America to 'Occupy WOW Street!'

Funny story: Macy's CEO Asks America to 'Occupy WOW Street!'

Herald Square, New York - Flanked by top fashion luminaries, Macy's CEO Terry Lundgren today launched Occupy WOW Street! - a move by the retail chain to boost pre-holiday sales. 'The inspiration came about one month ago, said Lundgren, speaking...

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Michele Bachmann Said The Rumors About Her And Ron Paul Making Out Are False - Ron Paul Commented "No Comment"

Funny story: Michele Bachmann Said The Rumors About Her And Ron Paul Making Out Are False - Ron Paul Commented "No Comment"

MUNCIE, Indiana - Michele Bachmann's Hair Spray Across America Bus Tour pulled into Muncie where she spoke in the parking lot of a Pompous Pizza Parlor. Bachmann was asked by GOPicky Magazine how she felt she did in the last GOP debate. She giggle...

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Hank Williams Jr. & Harold Camping unite to end the world together

Funny story: Hank Williams Jr. & Harold Camping unite to end the world together

After twenty-three years of performing the first act for Americans in the National Football League's most popular game of the week, Monday Night Football, reality-famous equivalent Hank Williams Jr. has written his last country music record for ESPN,...

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Brad Pitt Reveals That He Has A Tremendous Crush On Jennifer Lopez

Funny story: Brad Pitt Reveals That He Has A Tremendous Crush On Jennifer Lopez

MANHATTAN - Brad Pitt recently flew from his home in Provence, France to New York City to meet with a realtor about purchasing some land in Colorado. Pitt, whose baseball movie Moneyball is currently ranked at number four was interviewed by Cahoot...

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Heidi Montag Talks About The Steven Tyler-Kate Gosselin Menage-A-Trois Rumors

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Ryan Seacrest and Steven Tyler are the proud owners of the luxurious Puffy Taco Resort & Casino in Cabo San Lucas. The two stars of American Idol recently celebrated the resort and casino's grand opening ceremonies whi...

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Taronga Zoo Hires World Famous Arachnid Whisperer

Funny story: Taronga Zoo Hires World Famous Arachnid Whisperer

Sydney, Taronga Zoo - The famous Funnel Spider, the world's most poisonous spider, has been behaving so aggressively that two regular handlers have been bitten and evacuated to receive anti-venom treatment. Zoo officials have had to call in an outsid...

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Sarah Palin Jealous Occupy Wall Street is More powerful than Tea Party

NEW YORK CITY - Occupy Wall Street continues to shake financial centers all around the world as average Joe's and superior celebrities sit on their lawn chairs and wait for America's next move. What makes this revolutionary more powerful than the...

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Goldman Sachs Plans a Halloween Celebration for Occupy Wall Street

Funny story: Goldman Sachs Plans a Halloween Celebration for Occupy Wall Street

New York City - The world's largest investment firm is going all out this Halloween to make the holiday special for the thousands of Occupy Wall Street protesters who have become its neighbors in the financial district. "For starters, we're going...

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Lindsay Lohan Desperate For Ca$h Agrees To Appear In A Nude Layout For Playdude

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Desperate For Ca$h Agrees To Appear In A Nude Layout For Playdude

HOLLYWOOD - A very close friend of Lindsay Lohan's has stated that the cash-strapped starlet has been offered and accepted $1 million to bare it all in Hugh's top publication. According to Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo, Miss Lohan has run...

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Perry claims to have misread hunting camp name

Funny story: Perry claims to have misread hunting camp name

HARFOLD, Vt.--Texas Governor Rick Perry is again on the defensive, this time due to a revelation that he'd hunted at and brought guests to a hunting lodge that carried the name Niggerhead. "I thought it was Nigerhead, like the fish," said Perry sp...

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Bank of America to consider name change: Bank Against America

Funny story: Bank of America to consider name change: Bank Against America

HARFOLD, Vt.--Insiders in the banking industry confide that Bank of America is currently considering a name change to Bank Against America, a change which would certainly be in alignment with recent behaviors by the banking giant. Bank of America...

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Jessica Simpson Texted Tony Romo: "Hey Fella, Remember When You Dumped Me The Day Before My Birthday!"

Funny story: Jessica Simpson Texted Tony Romo: "Hey Fella, Remember When You Dumped Me The Day Before My Birthday!"

HOLLYWOOD - Jessica Simpson proved the old adage that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Simpson has still not forgotten when her then boyfriend Dallas Quarterback Tony "Oops" Romo broke up with her the day before her 29th birthday back on J...

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Ron Paul Ready to Endorse Ron Paul

Funny story: Ron Paul Ready to Endorse Ron Paul

TEXAS - Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul has just picked up more steam in his pursuit for the presidency of the United States of America once again. Formerly employed physician, author, and congressman Ron Paul has decided to endorse Ron Pa...

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'The Simpsons' to be produced in black and white, say Fox

US TV network Fox has said all future seasons of 'The Simpsons' will be produced in black and white after admitting it the current economic climate meant it could no longer afford to add colour to the long-running comedy. In a statement, it said a...

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Ashton Kutcher Caught Cheating on Twitter with New Social Network Chime.In

Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Caught Cheating on Twitter with New Social Network Chime.In

TWITTER - It's been widely reported that Ashton Kutcher has been public in his comments about the status of truth and honest reporting from media and social media outlets. He even paints a dream when publishers were 'gatekeepers of truth.' However, h...

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Two Faced Cat Finally Pays Price For His Treachery

Funny story: Two Faced Cat Finally Pays Price For His Treachery

Frank and Louie, the 12 year old Janus cat with two faces has finally been put to sleep. The cat, who literally did have two faces, was destroyed by a vet in Massachusetts after his Worcester owner tired of his back stabbing. The feline, who li...

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Michele Bachmann Hangs up on Sarah Palin After Being Called Witch

Funny story: Michele Bachmann Hangs up on Sarah Palin After Being Called Witch

MINNESOTA - In what has been dubbed the most disappointing political campaign narrative out of the rank and file presidential hopefuls, Sarah Palin made an effort to interrupt her new reality show, "Bristol's not the boss," and give Michele Bachmann...

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Kim Kardashian Finally Reveals The Real Reason She Did Not Invite Her Friend Paris Hilton To Her Wedding

Funny story: Kim Kardashian Finally Reveals The Real Reason She Did Not Invite Her Friend Paris Hilton To Her Wedding

LOS ANGELES - The entertainment media has issued dozens of reasons as to why they all feel that Paris Hilton was snubbed by her good friend Kim Kardashian who did not invite her to her wedding to Kris Humphries. Kim recently sat down with Taffeta...

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Derek Hough Says That His New Sexy Gal Pal Lauren Conrad Is Definitely A Collector's Item

Funny story: Derek Hough Says That His New Sexy Gal Pal Lauren Conrad Is Definitely A Collector's Item

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - One of the stars of Dancing With The Stars has certainly got some stars in his eyes as evidenced by the fact that the "Dancing Dude" is doing the quick step on Cloud 9 with his new girlfriend Lauren Conrad. Derek earlier this yea...

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Evolutionary Algorithms for Traffic Lights

Funny story: Evolutionary Algorithms for Traffic Lights

Evolutionary based traffic lights will be rolled out across London after a successful trial in Chipping Norton. The new lights take in information from road sensors, traffic monitors and each other to constantly tweak the priorities and patterns o...

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Scarlett Johansson the most beautiful woman in the world

Funny story: Scarlett Johansson the most beautiful woman in the world

For centuries humankind has been asking who the most beautiful woman in the world could be. Some have said it's Aretha Franklin, Macy Gray, Maya Angelo and even Susan Boyle. Based on internet polls it appears she has been found. She holds the cur...

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Brenda Song Is Thrilled Beyond Belief To Be Marrying Trace Cyrus and Becoming Miley Cyrus' Sister-In-Law

Funny story: Brenda Song Is Thrilled Beyond Belief To Be Marrying Trace Cyrus and Becoming Miley Cyrus' Sister-In-Law

CUCAMONGA - The star of the Disney Channel's The Suite Life of Zack and Cody Brenda Star was recently spotted at The Bouncing Baby Store For Celebrities in Cucamonga looking at baby rattles, baby pacifiers, and baby bloomers not to be confused with b...

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Charlie Sheen Wants Kirstie Alley To Be His 'Cougar Goddess'

Funny story: Charlie Sheen Wants Kirstie Alley To Be His 'Cougar Goddess'

SHERMAN OAKS, California - Charlie Sheen recently commented that ever since Kirstie Alley appeared on Dancing With The Stars that she has really lost an awful lot of weight. He stated that the once humongous actress has lost a total of 100 pounds...

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Sarah Palin Explains Why She Surprisingly Supports The Occupy Wall Street Protesters

Funny story: Sarah Palin Explains Why She Surprisingly Supports The Occupy Wall Street Protesters

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin has stated that she has just about gotten used to the fact that she will not be running in the 2012 GOP presidential race. Palin, recently sat down with GOPicky Magazine's Tabitha Tula Wishywater, and talked about 201...

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Amanda Knox and Casey Anthony To Host Legal Advice Show with Nancy Grace

Funny story: Amanda Knox and Casey Anthony To Host Legal Advice Show with Nancy Grace

Falsely accussed and totally innocent American Beauties Amanda Knox and Casey Anthony are to co-host with Nancy Grace CNN's new legal advice chat show 'Beauties and the Beast'. The show will purely focus on how pretty white American girls can defe...

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Madonna, Cameron Diaz, Julia Roberts and Lady GaGa adopt Duchess of Alba Look

Funny story: Madonna, Cameron Diaz, Julia Roberts and Lady GaGa adopt Duchess of Alba Look

The recently married Duchess of Alba, Doña María del Rosario Cayetana Fitz-James Stuart y Silva, 85, has created something of a stir among America's actresses and popular music singers. Her look, the inflated lips, wrinkling skin and wild hair ha...

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Atkinson "sincerely" apologizes to Everton's Rodwell after red card rescinded

Referee Martin Atkinson has issued a "sincere" apology to Everton midfielder Jack Rodwell after he controversially sent the 20-year-old off during Saturday's Merseyside Derby. The England under-21 international was shown a straight red card for...

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Illinois Man Captured by Amish Rebels Inside Iowa

Funny story: Illinois Man Captured by Amish Rebels Inside Iowa

The State Department has confirmed that Illinois resident, Howard Johnson, has been captured and is being held for ransom by renegade Amish rebels in southern Iowa. According to a statement from the department, Mr. Johnson was enjoying a leisurely...

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Pro-life Evangelical groups introduce legislation to ban masturbation!

In an unprecedented move to insure that all potential life is protected, legislation has been introduced in twenty-six states to make male masturbation a crime. In a press conference this morning a spokesman declared, "All life is sacred and all...

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The Shipping Forecast in Pidgen English

Funny story: The Shipping Forecast in Pidgen English

TYNE. Big wetty. Not left right wetty. Up down wetty. Also windy, windy. Like bum after hot curry. No go there. Very bad. 987 falling. DOGGER. Like woof-woof or man making sex in car parking. 1053 falling. Not know what that mean. Maybe good. Maybe not. Precipitation soon. Not know what that mean either. WEIR. Scorchio. Very good. No windy windy. Like river back home. Number 1. 1015 ri...

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Magic FM DJ Dr Fox apologises for wrongdoing

Funny story: Magic FM DJ Dr Fox apologises for wrongdoing

In a statement outside 10 Downing Street, Magic FM DJ and coalition Defence secretary Doctor Neil "Foxy" Fox said: "I want to apologise. I should not have allowed personal loyalty to a friend interfere with my duties as a Minister. I have spoken a...

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Steinbrenner Acquires the Tigers; Will Move Team to Yankee Stadium in Time for the World Series

Funny story: Steinbrenner Acquires the Tigers; Will Move Team to Yankee Stadium in Time for the World Series

New York - "If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em." That could be mantra of Hank Steinbrenner who along with the rest of the Steinbrenner family have gobbled up the ALDS-winning Detroit Tigers and have changed that team's name to the New New York Yankees.

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In An NBA Shocker: LeBron James Has Asked The Miami Heat To Trade Him To The Cleveland Cavaliers

Funny story: In An NBA Shocker: LeBron James Has Asked The Miami Heat To Trade Him To The Cleveland Cavaliers

MIAMI - Even though the NBA owners are still locking out the players and the first two weeks of the NBA season has already been scratched, one player is making his voice heard loud and clear. LeBron James of the Miami Heat was recently interviewed...

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Amanda Knox Reveals The Interesting Reason Why She Will Not Vote For Herman Cain

Funny story: Amanda Knox Reveals The Interesting Reason Why She Will Not Vote For Herman Cain

SEATTLE - Amanda Knox was sitting at a local park eating some Chicken McNuggets while enjoying the fresh smell of freedom. Knox spent four years in an Italian prison where she said the smell reminded her of what the inside of a goat's stomach prob...

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Scientists Determine that Upwards of 96 Percent of Human Body Mass is Dark Matter and Dark Energy

Funny story: Scientists Determine that Upwards of 96 Percent of Human Body Mass is Dark Matter and Dark Energy

Gravitational astrophysicists have long-since determined that Dark Energy and Dark Matter must account for over 96% of the mass of the universe, or else their pet theory would fall flat on its face. Pioneering physiologists are now beginning to c...

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New Mayan Calendar slant reckons on Harold Camping RIP this Friday

Funny story: New Mayan Calendar slant reckons on Harold Camping RIP this Friday

California - Armageddon Rapture or myocardial infarction rupture? According to a new translation of classic Mayan Calendar rants this Friday 21st October's Moon/Mars conjunction 'is the most likely day' for the God squad's arch doom peddler to final...

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Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Marriage Has Hit One Hell of A Speed Bump

Funny story: Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Marriage Has Hit One Hell of A Speed Bump

NEW YORK CITY - The term 'Trouble in Paradise' is not just the name of a movie, or a song, or a perfume. It is also the name of what is going on in the two-month old marriage of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries. A family insider who is very close...

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Bald Headed Guy Misses Work: Bad Head Day

Funny story: Bald Headed Guy Misses Work: Bad Head Day

Miami Florida bald headed guy, Joe Alopecia, who has been completely bald for the last 25 years, called in sick on Monday due to a really bad head day. Apparently Mr. Alopecia woke up Monday morning to find that his entire head had become misshap...

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Barry Manilow's face injures five fans

Funny story: Barry Manilow's face injures five fans

Legendary singer Barry Manilow was said to be deeply upset following an accident at his concert in Caesars Palace earlier today. While straining to reach top D in a performance of his hit song 'Mandy', the supports holding Manilow's face are thoug...

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Chad Ochocinco upset Tom Brady keeps scoring all the touchdowns

Funny story: Chad Ochocinco upset Tom Brady keeps scoring all the touchdowns

NEW ENGLAND - NFL Wide Receiver Chad Ochocino told ESPN sports anchor Stuart Scott before the game on Sunday, "Give me the damn ball!" Stuart Scott was taken back because no one told him he was going to carry anyone's ball that day. However, repor...

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Queen Elizabeth II Will Compete on Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Queen Elizabeth II Will Compete on Dancing With The Stars

Everybody's doin' it. Why not Her Majesty? Rumor is that the Queen made DWTS producers agree to several stipulations before she signed her contract. She will keep her crown on (via Super Glue) and will carry her purse during every performance.

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QPR mascot Jude the Cat being hunted by Neil Warnock

QPR's newly reintroduced club mascot, Jude the Cat, has gone into hiding after claims by Neil Warnock the moggy divulged top secret information to Blackburn manager Steve Kean. "I had the subs warming up at the break, knowing Steve Kean and his p...

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John Terry denies having a porcupine on his head

Funny story: John Terry denies having a porcupine on his head

John Terry has categorically denied having a porcupine on his head during Chelsea's shock defeat at QPR. In a carefully worded statement, John Terry told a reporter "It's not a fucking porcupine you cunt." The FA are investigating the porcupi...

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