Written by Jaggedone

Friday, 28 October 2011

Mario Balotelli is not only in the news for setting his bathroom on fire, sulking, being a bad boy, wearing Mafia T-shirts, shooting down Man Utd and other eccentric capers. He also is being bedded by bunga, bunga girl, busty beauty, Raffaella Fico and that is very hot news.

Raffaela was one of the bunga, bunga babes who entertained Signori Berlusconi at some of his mischievous parties. Although she denies ever having sex with anybody because she claims she was still a virgin when she first entertained Mario (cough, cough).

The reason why she fell in love with Mario was his sexy mohican hairstyle and rather large feet (or inches). In fact it wasn't Mario who originally attracted Raffaella, she fancied his team mate Micah Richards who could be Mario's twin brother.

Micah has got a bigger six-pack than Mario, but Mario is better hung around the hips (get my drift?) so she plumped for his instead. Another reason was Raffaella's lack of understanding of the "Manc dialect" because every time Micah used his native tongue it got very "sticky" between them.

Mario's Italian roots swayed Raffaella to choose him instead so there would be no lack of understanding when they go mouth to mouth (cough, cough again).

Berlusconi by the way denies having sex with any of the bunga, bungas and swears it was Sarkozy instead; "Je suis innocenti!" he claims.

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