Kim Kardashian Finally Reveals The Real Reason She Did Not Invite Her Friend Paris Hilton To Her Wedding

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 3 October 2011

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Paris Hilton has not commented on the alleged allegations. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

LOS ANGELES - The entertainment media has issued dozens of reasons as to why they all feel that Paris Hilton was snubbed by her good friend Kim Kardashian who did not invite her to her wedding to Kris Humphries.

Kim recently sat down with Taffeta Kixx of iRumors at the Los Angeles Zoo and Botanical Gardens and she revealed the real reason.

Kardashian confessed that she actually had made out a wedding invitation to Paris Hilton and a Guest but decided at the last minute not to mail it and she threw it away.

Kixx asked her why and Kim responded by saying that her sisters Khloe and Kourtney both talked to her and casually mentioned that Paris has a history of going to weddings and somehow suddenly making it all about her (Paris).

She did it at the weddings of Nicole Richie, Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, and Gwendolyn Wretchington, a close friend from her high school days back in Rancho Mirage, California.

In fact, it was widely reported in several entertainment publications that Paris actually kissed Wretchington's new husband Dayton Squiggling more than all of the other women at the wedding reception combined.

And even though the rumor was really never confirmed, a very good inside source stated that Paris and Dayton were actually seen in Dayton's BMW making out.

According to Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk Gwendolyn found out about it the very next day and she asked that Dayton take a lie detector test, along with a DNA test, and a Rorschach Ink Blot Test.

He refused saying that there is no way that he would have made out with Paris Hilton on his wedding day. He told Gwen that he was shocked at her distrust and said that even if Hilton had offered to give him $8,000 he would not have made out with her in his BMW and especially after he had just spent $900 to have it detailed inside and out.

Bedroom Pillow Talk asked Paris Hilton to comment on the allegations but she replied saying that her mouth was tired.

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