Miley Cyrus and Taylor Lautner Secretly Rendezvous In Redondo Beach

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 9 October 2011

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Miley Cyrus sitting on the shore at Redondo Beach. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

REDONDO BEACH, California - Taylor Lautner the star of the Twilight series movies is still somewhat sad at his recent breakup with Lily Collins daughter of rock music icon Phil Collins.

According to Cahoots Wyoming of Silver Screen Magazine the reason why the couple had broken up was due to the fact that Lily was three years older than Lautner and he could just not stand to hear people say that he was dating a cougar.

A close friend of his Rob Pattinson tried to tell him that three years difference was no big deal. But Taylor stressed that it did not matter if the age difference number was 13 or 3, it was still a matter of him being younger than Collins and as a result he was known as a guy who was dating a cougar.

Lautner said that he recently spoke to Ashton Kutcher who is also married to a cougar; albeit a much, much older cougar and he told him that it can be a bit depressing at times.

RPattz told Lautner that he needed to grow up. Lautner put down his Etch-A-Sketch and told him that he resented him making that remark.

Silver Screen Magazine is reporting that Lautner was recently spotted in Redondo Beach where he was allegedly having a secret rendezvous with none other than Miley Cyrus.

Lautner according to another close friend Zac Efron is apparently thrilled beyond belief because he is 19 and Miley is 18, so Miley does not fall into the cougar category, unless of course she was dating 17-year-old Justin Bieber.

Cahoots Wyoming said that Cyrus and Lautner were spotted at a secluded part of Redondo Beach and they were observed eating pretzels as Miley gave Taylor a lap dance right on the beach.

Silver Screen Magazine will stay with the story and bring you any further tidbits in the new Miley Cyrus-Taylor Lautner coupling.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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