Kelly Clarkson Makes It Very Clear That Kathy Griffin Better Cool It With The 'Fat' Jokes

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 24 October 2011


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Kelly Clarkson is definitely not a fan of Kathy Griffin. (Photo courtesy of Bruno Tonioli).

HOLLYWOOD - Kelly Clarkson recently performed on Dancing With The Stars where the audience absolutely loved her brand new song "Dancing In Step To Wynonna."

After the show the producer Bernadette Penderlicki asked Kelly if she would like to appear on next season's addition of the dance show as one of the 12 celebrities.

Clarkson was flattered but said that she is not a dancer by any stretch of the imagination. She then quipped that she did not want to turn into the female version of Carson Kressley whom she said was funny but quickly added that the show is not called Dancing With The Circus Clowns.

Penderlicki understood as she handed her the very generous check for appearing on the show. She then asked her how her brand new Cheetos Only Diet was coming along.

The songstress from Texas beamed with pride as she remarked that it was going great and that she has only been on it for three weeks and she has already managed to lose two pounds.

Penderlicki asked her what she thought about the cruel-spirited comments that Kathy Griffin had recently made about her weight on The View.

Clarkson put down the bag of Cheetos and told her that she happened to see the show on Hulu and that she did not think that Griffin has any room to be talking.

Penderlicki told her that Kathy isn't exactly overweight. Clarkson smiled and replied that the "Red Cougar" may not be overweight in the weight department but added that she is definitely overweight in the hate-filled department.

Kelly said that she does not appreciate hearing Griffin say that if "Kelly Belly" gains anymore weight she will start looking like Niecy Nash, except for the fact that Nash is black, can't sing worth a tinker's damn, and has the funkiest looking hairdo since the early days of Whoopi Goldberg's career.

Clarkson remarked that she remembers reading a story in The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle where Griffin's boy-toy Levi Johnston confided that the 50-year-old redhead has one of the strangest looking hooha's that he has ever seen.

"Really?" Asked a very curious Penderlicki.

"Oh yes Bernie," Kelly replied taking another Cheeto out of the bag.

Levi who told David Letterman that he only dated the red devil to garner publicity for his book said that living up in cold, frozen Alaska he has seen some rather interesting hooha's but none that literally scared the hell out of him like Griffin's had done.

Kelly revealed that she recently did an interview with Bedroom Pillow Talk and she told Summersetter Faxx that Kathy Griffin better cool it with the fat jokes before she takes some nude photographs of her that she managed to acquire and places them on the Internet.

SIDENOTE: Bedroom Pillow Talk contacted Kathy Griffin and asked her about the nude photos that Kelly Clarkson was talking about and the "Red Cougar" said that she had never heard of Kelly Clarkson.

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