#1 Halloween costume is Hank Williams Jr.

Funny story written by Alvin Taveras

Thursday, 13 October 2011

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MIAMI, FLORIDA - For the fifth consecutive week, Ricky stores all over the country have sold out of the Hank Williams Jr. costume that consists a beard, sunglasses, hat, and overalls.

Online stores are constantly crashing because people keep 'social talking' in the opinion columns regarding whether or not stores are hiding inventory.

The only place you can find a Hank Williams Jr. costume is on EBAY. But not without paying a hefty price for it. The entire costume costs about $45 retail or about $500 in the secondary market.

Surprisingly, neighbors have promised to give twice as much candy to the kids who choose to 'trick' instead of 'treat' but only if they wear the Hankie Jr. costume all night long. Apparently, there are no losers on Halloween. And children change into more than one costumes.

Creators of Angry Birds became vexed when they heard kids wanted to trash their cardinal costumes to put on a real life person. "I am disgusted that our birds are no longer good enough for children. I vow not only to include Hank Williams Jr. in the upcoming Halloween season but promise to program every Angry Bird to be angrier at Hank than all the pigs combined."

Although parents have been arguing at Parent Teacher nights I'm favor of sharing costumes, no word yet whether public schools across America will allow children to trade their costume of Hank Williams Jr. with their classmates.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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