Written by Dominic The Brave

Tuesday, 4 October 2011

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They didn't do it - naturally

Falsely accussed and totally innocent American Beauties Amanda Knox and Casey Anthony are to co-host with Nancy Grace CNN's new legal advice chat show 'Beauties and the Beast'.

The show will purely focus on how pretty white American girls can defend themselves against charges of murder, the show will be aired on all networks apart from BET, as the show does not apply to anyone who is not white, female and attractive.

Nancy Grace will chair the show, offering unbiased reporting, advice and no opinion or her own personal thoughts.

The show will be seperated into two parts, once the legal stuff is taken care off, tips on partying, drinking and fashion will be discussed by the hosts.

Any attractive white girls who have been or think that in the future that they may be accused of murder should contact CNN so they can appear in the show.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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