Ron Paul Ready to Endorse Ron Paul

Written by Alvin Taveras

Sunday, 16 October 2011

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TEXAS - Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul has just picked up more steam in his pursuit for the presidency of the United States of America once again. Formerly employed physician, author, and congressman Ron Paul has decided to endorse Ron Paul the candidate.

A spokesperson for Ron Paul the candidate says, "Ron is elated that Ron Paul the unemployed is sticking his neck out and throwing his weight behind Ron Paul the candidate especially since he lost the endorsement of the Governor of New Jersey Chris Christie to Mitt Romney.

The other Republican presidential candidates had much reason to be concerned because that would solidify fifteen percent of the conservative voters over to Ron Paul the candidate. And with Ron the unemployed still known to the public to be a certified physician, fifteen percent is enough to cause Rick Perry the nomination.

Despite the centuries-old animosity between Democrats and Republicans, Democrats were more hopeful after they heard of Ron Paul the unemployed endorsed 'his other self.'

New York Democratic Senator Chuck Schumer, speaking of the other Texan candidate, said, "Thank God we don't have to stand up against George Bush 2.0."

The impact of such an endorsement can probably put Herman Cain in the lead to becoming America's next Republican stereotypical candidate.

Regardless of a win or loss, Ron Paul the unemployed will always have a career as a professional candidate.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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