Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 12 October 2011

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Chynna Phillips shown in the game room of her Hollywood Hills home. (Photo by Mackenzie Phillips).

HOLLYWOOD - The Dancing With The Stars music was loud, the singers were loud, the smoke machine was putting out too much smoke and the long-legged Chynna doll lost her place and never found it.

And when it was all said and done Chynna Phillips, one-third of the all-girl rock band Wilson Phillips and her partner Tony Dovolani who danced to The Mission Impossible Theme realized that it was probably going to be impossible to not get eliminated.

Judge Bruno "The Gaytalian" Tonioli stated that it was like watching Courtney Love trying to string together three or four words to form a sentence.

Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman remarked that right away as soon as he saw the mistake at the very beginning he whispered to the show's director that he really needed to go to a commercial immediately.

And Carrie Ann "Miss Philippines" Inaba simply said, "Ouch!"

The DWTS Hosts Tom Bergeron and Brooke Burke Charvet looked at each other as if they were two cannibals who had not had a bite to eat in three days.

And the lovely Chynna Phillips felt horrible. Tony tried to comfort her by handing her a $100 bill but that did not help at all. He told her that even the best dancers mess up once in a while although not quite as bad as she had done.

Chynna later told Tapioca Swizzle of Tittle Tattle Tonight that she literally wanted to just walk away and go next door to Guacamole Gwen's Bar & Grill and order about eight Papaya Margaritas and a family size order of Pancho Villa Super Mucho Hot Nachos.

Her husband William Baldwin tried to comfort her by telling her that he would buy her an expensive diamond studded necklace, a 2012 Lamborghini, and take her on that trip to Barcelona, Spain they had been talking about for 13 years.

Meanwhile three not-so-good dancers Nancy Grace, Chaz Bono, and Carson Kressley continue to get the viewer votes and remain on the show.

Tittle Tattle Tonight reports that Grace is getting the attorney vote, Bono is getting the transgender vote, and Kressley is getting the effeminate hair stylist, interior decorator, and make up artist vote.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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