Scarlett Johansson the most beautiful woman in the world

Written by Kid Icarus

Sunday, 30 October 2011

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Scarlett Johansson leaving the cosmetologist office after having Botox injections.

For centuries humankind has been asking who the most beautiful woman in the world could be. Some have said it's Aretha Franklin, Macy Gray, Maya Angelo and even Susan Boyle.

Based on internet polls it appears she has been found. She holds the current world title for being the most beautiful woman in the world.

Her name is Scarlett Johansson, and she is an actress living and working off the streets of Hollywood. The reigning queen of beauty has stared in various films over the years.

Hollywood is famous for churning out more beautiful women a year than most beauty pageants. Three films Johansson worked in are "Eight Legged Freaks," "In Bad Company," and "The Unlucky Fella."

Johansson is known for her wide face, high cheek bones and Asian lips.

Bollywood has offered Johansson the lead role in a film called "Desperate Lady." It's about a woman in her 50s who is desperately trying to find a boyfriend, but is turned down by younger men. She finally finds a blind man in his 20's who leads her around while he secretly romances other women. The film is said to be a smash hit by Bollywood standards.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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