Steven Tyler Denies That Kate Gosselin Is Having His Baby

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 31 October 2011

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - One of the most popular May-December couples in America was seen soaking up the sun in sunny old Mexico.

Steven Tyler, lead singer with Aerosmith and American Idol judge and his girlfriend Kate Gosselin of the newly cancelled Kate Plus 8 spent a few days at The Puffy Taco Resort & Casino, which is co-owned by Steven Tyler and Ryan Seacrest.

According to Hacienda Dakota with Hollywood Vis-a-Vis, the happy couple spent quite a bit of time on a private isolated part of the beach where an unnamed source said that the two enjoyed some good old-fashioned beach belly bumpin'.

The unnamed source said that Kate Gosselin was wearing a tiny pink bikini that pretty much showed a good portion of her intimate body parts.

Miss Dakota said that her source informed her that he actually had to do a double take because Mrs. Gosselin looked very much like Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker except that she is older, has a bit of an attitude, and has popped out eight little ones.

Hollywood Vis-a-Vis is reporting that Steven Tyler was asked to comment on the rumor that Kate is pregnant with his baby. "Lips" Tyler started laughing and replied that the rumor was unfounded.

He then reached in his pants pocked and pulled out a couple of condoms and replied that they were like solid gold.

So by all accounts it now appears that Tyler has forgiven Kate "The Great" for her little canoodling incident with Hank Williams Jr., which recently took place in Nashville at a local Captain Cluckity Cluck Cluck Chicken Shack.

And Kate has forgiven Steven for the recent text message that he sent to Kat Von D while he and Kate were visiting The Shoshoni Squaw Sacajawea Commemorative Memorial Museum in Calabasas, California.

In a non-related story. The Occupy Wall Street Movement has cancelled its plans to hold an Occupy Phoenix protest due to the fact that Governor Jan "The Man" Brewer threatened to have her close friend Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio arrest all of the protesters and have them deported to Peru.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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