Sarah Palin Explains Why She Surprisingly Supports The Occupy Wall Street Protesters

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 20 October 2011

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Sarah Palin is hiding the fact that she is devastated at not entering the GOP presidential race.

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin has stated that she has just about gotten used to the fact that she will not be running in the 2012 GOP presidential race.

Palin, recently sat down with GOPicky Magazine's Tabitha Tula Wishywater, and talked about 2012, moose hunting, basketball, salmon fishing, reindeer hunting, and that book about her that her next door neighbor old what's his name wrote (her words).

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Old what's his name is Jebediah McGillicuddy who is being credited as being the reason why Sarah 'Polar Bear Balls' decided not to run for president.]

Mrs. Palin told Miss Wishywater that she still gets a little upset when she sees fellow female Michele Bachmann talking on television about how she will be the new voice of America's rich women.

Reports coming from the home office of iRumors state that old "Hair Spray" Bachmann is really hammering Mrs. Palin and saying that "Snowflake" Palin decided to stay home in Alaska because she prefers to dress up like a sweaty man in camouflage hunting gear, complete with a camouflage jock strap and go out ambushing poor unsuspecting four legged creatures like elk, caribou, moose, reindeer, and a wayward goat or two.

Wishywater asked the "Polar Princess" what she thought about the NBA lockout and the fact that the first two weeks of the basketball season have already been cancelled.

The "Loose Moose" as her husband Todd calls her in the privacy of their bed, replied that she does not want to talk about basketball since that incident from the past, when she was young, naive, and infatuated with black round ballers (basketball players), which has left her with a very bad taste in her mouth (her words).

Wishywater said that she understood her position (no pun intended) but added that she can not just keep pretending that it did not happen just like she cannot keep pretending that her and Todd are all lovey dovey when everyone knows that he himself is infatuated with the much younger, very sexy, fantastic-bodied salmon fishing guide Nanicka Zapalicka.

Sarah changed the subject and told Wishywater why it is that she is throwing her support with the Occupy Wall Street movement protesters.

Palin said that she knows that the average age of the OWS protesters is 21.7 years. And she figures that if she is able to get on the good side of all of these very young American kids then she hopes that they will vote for her when she runs for the office of president in 2016.

She said that by then everyone in America will have forgotten about the basketball scandal, the business partner scandal, the salmon fishing guide scandal, and the halibut fishing boat kickback scandal.

October 22, is National Copy Cat Day except in Idaho were cats have been banned.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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