AcidTripAdvisor.con slams posh eatery as KGB hangout

Funny story: AcidTripAdvisor.con slams posh eatery as KGB hangout

London - The iconic hospitality review site has incurred the wrath of a Central London restaurant by posting the criminal record details of its management. Staff at La Femme Qui A Faim ('The Hungry Trollop') in Belgravia's Toad In The Hole Street...

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The Top 10 Upsides of Turning 60

Funny story: The Top 10 Upsides of Turning 60

It's no fun turning 60. It's the official beginning of "old manhood," as in, "What are you doing in the fast lane, old man?" Or worse, "What are you doing in the diaper aisle, old man?" But as with most things in life, there are some positives. Change can be good. Improvements have been made. For instance, the life expectancy of an American male back in 1937 was 58. If that number hadn't improv...

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No Ghosts This Halloween As UK Spooks Walk Out

Funny story: No Ghosts This Halloween As UK Spooks Walk Out

The National Union Of Ghosts have officially voted for a mass float out this Halloween, after talks with the government over pay finally broke down. Casper Crowther, spooksman for the Union, told us "the government are being incredibly ignorant in...

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Rupert Murdoch Unveils Fake News Channel

Funny story: Rupert Murdoch Unveils Fake News Channel

ALBANY, NY. - Hoping to capitalize on the burgeoning demand for truth-impaired media, Rupert Murdoch today launched the Fake News Channel (FNC), featuring 100% fake, fabricated, forged, concocted, spurious, fictitious, bogus, false, fraudulent, contr...

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Follow-Up: Apple Sues McDonalds

Funny story: Follow-Up: Apple Sues McDonalds

CUPERTINO, CA. - Apple, Inc. announced today that it has filed a lawsuit against McDonalds, claiming that the new McLinux 1.0 distribution is too similar to the Apple sponsored MkLinux project. "MkLinux is all about lean-Microkernel design. But n...

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New Raincoat invented for flashers

Funny story: New Raincoat invented for flashers

Mr Hangie Oot, from Scotland, has invented a raincoat for men that enjoy flashing at the general public. His invention will make life much easier for the men in macks. Mr Oot explained the innovation to The Spoof. "Nay mere, will the flasher ha...

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Price To Spill The Beans (different beans than from last time)

Funny story: Price To Spill The Beans (different beans than from last time)

Model, mother, entrepreneur and prolific author Katie Price AKA Jordan has been there, done that and has the notches on the bed post! A one track minded woman whose mission is to grab as much money as she can and she will stop at nothing and trample...

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Midwinter Murders: Farts

Funny story: Midwinter Murders: Farts

Inspector Clacket entered the village butchers shop. "Good morning old poy". Greeted the owner, Mr Farquarson Patel. "A what I can do for you this wintery morning?" Clacket stood by the counter. "I am Inspector Clacket from Causton police, I want to ask you some questions". The owner, Mr Farquarson Patel, stood silent. "Did you hear me? I want to ask you some questions" Stated Clacket.

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An Insider Reports On Some Bitter Behind-The-Scenes Feuding Between Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa

Funny story: An Insider Reports On Some Bitter Behind-The-Scenes Feuding Between Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa

NEW YORK CITY - Network executives have made it clear that November 18, will be the last day that Regis Philbin appears on Live With Regis & Kelly. Philbin has been in the business for five decades, 50 years. In fact when he first uttered his...

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Anger as Scots realise BST+1 means looking for pub entrance in morning darkness

Government proposals which could see a three-year trial of 'double-summertime' have caused uproar in Scotland after its inhabitants realised the changes could see their early morning search for the entrance of their local public house conducted in pi...

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Steven Tyler Denies That Kate Gosselin Is Having His Baby

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - One of the most popular May-December couples in America was seen soaking up the sun in sunny old Mexico. Steven Tyler, lead singer with Aerosmith and American Idol judge and his girlfriend Kate Gosselin of the newly cancel...

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"I'd probably bang Bale" - Warnock

Funny story: "I'd probably bang Bale" - Warnock

Self-proclaimed football manager Neil Warnock said Sunday that he received an incredible amount of sexual satisfaction from watching opponents score goals against his Queens Park Rangers team and sincerely hoped his spirited side would concede a buck...

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Victoria & Albert Museum Postmodernism: Style And Subversion 1970-1990 (And Private Eye: The First 50 Years) A Post-Postmodern Review.

Funny story: Victoria & Albert Museum Postmodernism: Style And Subversion 1970-1990 (And Private Eye: The First 50 Years) A Post-Postmodern Review.

Historian and academic Ken Lucid jumped on the District Line and had a butcher's at a couple of exhibitions at The V&A... Post-modern irony? I'll tell you what's post-modern irony... the exhibition souvenir shop charging twenty quid for a T-shirt with "Protect Me From What I Want" emblazoned across the chest! Bloody typical postmodernist cheek! Anyway, aware that we are supposedly...

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Pastafarians' $1bn global HQ in Birmingham's Spaghetti Junction

Funny story: Pastafarians' $1bn global HQ in Birmingham's Spaghetti Junction

Birmingham - The international fight against dodgy durum wheat products intensified today with the announcement that the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is to relocate to an iconic new HQ in the Midlands. Church followers - known as Pastaf...

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Tramps living under bridges prove that there are more than 7 billion of us!

Funny story: Tramps living under bridges prove that there are more than 7 billion of us!

According to the United Nations the 7th billion person, an Indian baby, was born and this is symbolic proof that the human race has doubled over the last 50 years. "Bullshit" claim tramps living under bridges and underground tunnels, etc, the world o...

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Interesting News for October 2011

Funny story: Interesting News for October 2011

Selected by the lesser endowed Senior Citizen in Nottingham, who suffers from adoxography, cardiac failure, arthritis, and impecuniousness. Turning Your Clocks Back How about the task for 60 year old Pauline West, and her 67 year old husband has a collection of 40,074 clocks in the house! The couple spend up to an hour every evening tending to the wind-up clocks. They buy batteries in bulk...

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Herman Cain responds to sexual harassment allegations in...German?

Funny story: Herman Cain responds to sexual harassment allegations in...German?

WASHINGTON, D.C.--Herman Cain's campaign for the Republican nomination is all over but for the crying. Web-based news sources confronted Cain about sexual harassment suits from the 1990s. After a long pause, Cain reverted to German, a tactic some...

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John Terry To Wear Studs In Future

Funny story: John Terry To Wear Studs In Future

Chelsea and England captain John Terry has told fans on the club's website that he intends to wear studs in his boots in the future after slipping and presenting Arsenal with a match-winning goal in his side's 5-3 loss to Arsenal at Stamford Bridge a...

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Victoria Beckham sees aliens

Funny story: Victoria Beckham sees aliens

Victoria Beckham, one quarter of the Beckham marriage, is embarrassed again after tweeting that thee were aliens massing outside her front door. We're surrounded! she tweeted. There are aliens everywhere. 100s of little grey people. This is the...

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Twits Establish Social Network

Funny story: Twits Establish Social Network

A social network for Twits has become one of the most visited sites on the internet. Twitter is an online social networking and microblogging service that enables its users to send and read text-based posts of up to 140 characters, according to Wi...

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Sasha and Malia Obama Dressed Up As Bo For Halloween Costumes

Funny story: Sasha and Malia Obama Dressed Up As Bo For Halloween Costumes

WASHINGTON DC - Although First Lady Michelle Obama has tried her hardest to keep the Halloween costumes that her daughters have chosen a secret, Sasha and Malia have committed to wearing Bo to their classrooms on Monday, October 31st. Traditional...

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Chelsea Clinton And Jenna Bush Give A Surprising Announcement

ALBANY - There are few privileged children in America and even fewer who have the chance to live in the whitest house of America with a lawn large enough to film a White House reality show if the incumbent president's children actually used it. On...

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Occupy Wall St. On Recess Until The Snow Passes By

Funny story: Occupy Wall St. On Recess Until The Snow Passes By

NEW YORK CITY - In an unprecedented gesture, protestors whom have been dedicating their time, treasure, and Twitter pages for the last several months to voicing their incoherent messages to Wall St. bankers, American politicians, and in-laws have dec...

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Michele Bachmann In A Last Bid To Save Her GOP Presidential Bid Endorses Cloud Services For All

Funny story: Michele Bachmann In A Last Bid To Save Her GOP Presidential Bid Endorses Cloud Services For All

GEORGIA - In an unassuming presidential race, GOP Presidential candidate Michele Bachmann has officially endorsed Cloud Services for every American citizen who pays taxes when eating hot dogs at sports stadium during post-season play. According t...

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Former President George W. Bush Gets Egged At Annual White House Halloween Party

Funny story: Former President George W. Bush Gets Egged At Annual White House Halloween Party

WASHINGTON DC - It is considered to be the biggest presidential holiday party since President Thomas Jefferson unofficially declared Halloween to be the unofficial president's holiday. Since then the party has traditionally included candy, costumes o...

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Henpecked Husband Explains Why He Locked Mental Wife Up In Garden Shed On Halloween

Funny story: Henpecked Husband Explains Why He Locked Mental Wife Up In Garden Shed On Halloween

People tend to do crazy things on Halloween, but for one man, his fruitloop wife's antics eventually proved too much, and so he locked her up in the garden shed, vowing not to let her out until she gets her head sorted out. Vernon Puddleduck, of H...

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Obama Causes McDonald's Stock Price to Double

Funny story: Obama Causes McDonald's Stock Price to Double

Washington DC: The share price of McDonald's Corporation has doubled on the NYSE. Market analysts believe the jump in shareholder value was a consequence of President Obama's latest executive order. The president's executive order sends Thanksgivi...

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