Tish Cyrus: Billy Ray & I Divorced Over Miley!

Funny story: Tish Cyrus: Billy Ray & I Divorced Over Miley!

Tish Cyrus has stated that the key cause of her divorcing her husband was over their daughter, Miley. A source stated that Tish claimed that, to Billy Ray, Miley can do no wrong. Yet she's getting totally out of hand even though I know she's neari...

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This is no spoof: Scientists discover secret of eternal youth!

The moment that pharmaceutical companies world wide have long dreaded has finally arrived. The new kid on the block is urine. Yez folks just piss on your partner and within a few short weeks he she or both of you will will have natural looking radiant skin free of blemishes, even age spots can be diminished by liberal applications three times daily and it's completely free. If used fresh it ha...

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Cheryl Cole in 'I can't even choose which hand to wipe my arse with' confession

Funny story: Cheryl Cole in 'I can't even choose which hand to wipe my arse with' confession

X Factor judge Cheryl Cole faced even more controversy today as she admitted that she's so bad at making decisions that she can spend up to 6 hours a day sat on the toilet while she decides which hand she should use to wipe her arse. 'I look at my...

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Dr. Billingsgate Solves Missile Launch Mystery

Funny story: Dr. Billingsgate Solves Missile Launch Mystery

Dr. Viscount Billingsgate, currently holding no less than twelve doctorates from academically renowned LaFontaine College located on Grand Cayman Island, sometimes referred to as the "Harvard of the Caribbean", touched bases with the Pentagon this mo...

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X-Factor's Wagner shock

Funny story: X-Factor's Wagner shock

It's the answer everyone's been wondering about: How come Wagner has managed to get this far? Well, it turns out that the Brazilian tone-deaf lothario is actually ... Simon Cowell's DAD! Wagner has been exposed as Eric Philip Cowell, an estate age...

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Dick Shoots Mayor Bloomberg In The Face!

Funny story: Dick Shoots Mayor Bloomberg In The Face!

Former Vice President Dick Cheney has shot another person in the face, this time as the honorary starter for the New York Marathon Special Olympics. Cheney had asked if he could bring his own starting gun and had agreed to not actually fire the gu...

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Round Two: Twilight Movie Delayed As Pattinson, Taylor Show Up With Black Eyes

Funny story: Round Two: Twilight Movie Delayed As Pattinson, Taylor Show Up With Black Eyes

Guess that the Pattinson/Lautner war is still going on. As previously reported, the two are upset over a telephone call from Kristen Stewart to Pattinson with lots of sexy talk being accidentally (at least at first) overherard by Lautner. Accor...

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Detroit Lions Renamed to Detroit Generals for 2011/2012 Season

Funny story: Detroit Lions Renamed to Detroit Generals for 2011/2012 Season

Following lengthy negotiations with the Ford family and the rest of the Detroit Lions management team, the team has agreed to change its name and its charter for the 2011-2012 season under the new name of the Detroit Generals. More than just a nam...

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New Government Scheme Enacted, to with with Rep. and Tea Party

Funny story: New Government Scheme Enacted, to with with Rep. and Tea Party

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Obama administration has done some great things. The stimulus measure stopped America from going into a deeper recession, and created hundreds of thousands of jobs. The healthcare plan will ensure coverage for the 20% of the po...

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Airport Security

Funny story: Airport Security

A complete revamp of UK Airport security has been revealed by Exiled Royal. Documents from the Home Office, and seen by our reporter, Bernie Evidence, disclose that we will be able to take whatever we want to the Airport, but that nothing will be...

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Slow Cookers: Alternative Uses

Funny story: Slow Cookers: Alternative Uses

Slow Cookers, whilst excellent at cooking good food, can also be used for many other things. With a little know-how and a bit of imagination, a slow cooker can have a multitude of uses. It's all very well simply using your Slow Cooker to create your favourite hot-pot, or if you are a more experienced slow chef a super fresh slow roast chicken, but to maximise the benefits of having multiple...

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South Africans find creative ways of using vuvuzela - Portable urinals and sex toys top the list

Funny story: South Africans find creative ways of using vuvuzela - Portable urinals and sex toys top the list

CAPE TOWN, SOUTH AFRICA: - Thanks to the 2010 soccer World Cup, sports fans have become acquainted with the annoying drone of vuvuzelas - those long plastic horns guaranteed to cause tinnitus. What to do with the remaining hundreds of vuvuzelas?...

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Election Attack Ad Spending Provided Major Economic Stimulus

Funny story: Election Attack Ad Spending Provided Major Economic Stimulus

Negative campaign advertising during the recent midterm elections injected $800 billion into the American economy. "The combination of a glut of billionaires, low taxes on billionaires, and a Supreme Court decision allowing anonymous campaign spen...

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The Guide to the Television

As there is so much on TV, this guide will tell you what to watch, where and when. PaintWatch - Pr.:FOX (ITV4 9.45pm, 1hr) - The popular show from the USA is now here. Now you can actually compare anything to paint drying! The Apple Show - Pr.:Apple Inc. (AppleTV 1000hr12min) Need I say more? I'm a Republican/Tory/Tea-Partier, Get Me Outta Here! - Pr.:Everyone else (BBCOne 7.30pm, 45min)...

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Walking Dead Consume Lindsay Lohan

Funny story: Walking Dead Consume Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan. The girl interrupted, the girl with the restraining anklet, the girl still in rehab trying to get her life back together was finally consumed and eaten by the Walking Dead this afternoon. Dina and Michael Lohan, supposedly Lindsay...

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Grupo Bimbo Buys Sara Lee; U.S. Executives Suggest Name Change

Funny story: Grupo Bimbo Buys Sara Lee; U.S. Executives Suggest Name Change

Mexico bread baking conglomerate Grupo Bimbo, will purchase the U.S. Sara Lee product portfolio for an undisclosed cash transfer and their collection of cake and cookie recipes. The U.S. management team however, cautions against using the parent com...

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Scientists Say Homo Erectus Not Just Named for his Stature

Funny story: Scientists Say Homo Erectus Not Just Named for his Stature

Following years of study by archeologists both here in the United States and Europe, scientists are now claiming that homo erectus, an extinct species of hominid, could have been given his name for more than one reason. Though fossilized bones ar...

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George W Bush says UK lives 'saved by watersports'

Funny story: George W Bush says UK lives 'saved by watersports'

British lives were saved by the use of information obtained from terrorist suspects by "surfboarding", according to former US President George W Bush. In his memoir, he said the simulated drowning technique helped break plots on various targets in th...

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Vagueness Spreads as Something Happens... and all that

Funny story: Vagueness Spreads as Something Happens... and all that

SOMEWHERE, I DON'T KNOW, YOU KNOW THAT PLACE BETWEEN WALES AND THAT FRANCE BIT? - Journalists across the world have accessed an amazing scoop, however, they were unable to locate it due to the indecisiveness of GPS units. The apathy is not just ba...

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Once a Queen always a Queen!

Funny story: Once a Queen always a Queen!

Queen, that ancient band from way back when, once frontlined by that mega flamboyant Queen of Queens (no not Elizabeth I or II) Freddy Mercury, have just signed a super record deal which proves that once a Queen always a Queen (even without Freddy)!...

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OSU Schedule Change

Funny story: OSU Schedule Change

Gene Smith, the million dollar plus a year Athletic Director at The Ohio State University in Columbus, Ohio, stated in a meeting of Athletic Department Benefactors held in the new Longaberger Alumni House, that his staff had submitted a possible alte...

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Cheryl Cole mosquito in Didier Drogba sting

Funny story: Cheryl Cole mosquito in Didier Drogba sting

London - (Ass Mess): Earlier this year it laid low Chelsea left back Ashley Cole's former missus, its toxic venom very nearly laying her out cold on live TV. Now the pesky malaria-carrying mozzie has gone for Chelsea centre forward Didier Drogba,...

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Chef Ramsay Publicises Family Row

Funny story: Chef Ramsay Publicises Family Row

On his 44'th birthday Chef, Gordon Ramsay, known for his 'colourful language' has publicly explained to his mother in law why he has sacked her husband, whose dumplings were not up to scratch. He also 'shouts and curses a lot'. Ramsay's wife and c...

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TV Giraffe Hamley (RIP) sticks his neck out too far and is struck by lightning!

Funny story: TV Giraffe Hamley (RIP) sticks his neck out too far and is struck by lightning!

The popular TV giraffe called Hamley (RIP) stuck his neck out once too far, got struck by lightning and is now a stiff long-necked "stiff" giraffe. The freak accident happened on a Safari park in South Africa where Hamley was busy chewing on his f...

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Human Rights in China

Funny story: Human Rights in China

David Cameron, with a team of Business people, on a trip to China has had a cool response to his suggestion that there should be a new Opium Trade between China and Britain, 'like the good old days' as the PM succintly put it. Chinese authorities...

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Waterboarding to become mainstream

Funny story: Waterboarding to become mainstream

In his new book, Decision Cockups, ex-President George Dubya Bush states that the practice of "waterboarding", in which water is poured over a person's face to simulate drowning, is morally defensible, legal and effective and does not constitute tort...

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Whoops!

Funny story: Whoops!

JAKARTA, Indonesia - President Barack Obama, visiting the world's most populous Muslim nation, expressed deep concern Tuesday that Israelis and Palestinians aren't making the "extra effort" to secure a breakthrough for achieving Middle East peace.

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Chancellor to abolish decimal currency

Funny story: Chancellor to abolish decimal currency

Rumours are circulating the City that the Chancellor George Osbourne is about to announce the abolition of decimal currency and introduce a return to imperial coinage. Insiders at the Treasury have been hearing whispers of a 'Plan d' emanating fro...

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David Cameron accuses Queen of being work shy

Funny story: David Cameron accuses Queen of being work shy

David Cameron's controversial plan to cut benefits and make the work shy scroungers work for a pound an hour has been taken a step further. David said: "This includes everybody, and when I mean everybody, I mean everybody!" When I asked what h...

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Carmella Bing To Join The Bonkettes?

Funny story: Carmella Bing To Join The Bonkettes?

Some exciting news coming in from Ginslinger Records Inc suggests that internet porn star, Carmella Bing, may be about to temporarily link up with the world's greatest girl band, The Bonkettes. Stand in manager, Gay Larry has revealed that he's be...

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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Seen Licking Each Others Fro-Yo's

Funny story: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Seen Licking Each Others Fro-Yo's

ENCINO, California - Teenage singing idols Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were recently spotted at a local Mickey Mouse Frozen Yogurt Shop in downtown Encino. The two appeared to be quite happy as they sat at a booth each wearing matching 'Lady Ga...

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X-Factor's Katie Waissel Sold By Simon Cowbell On Dickinson's Real Deal For £17

Funny story: X-Factor's Katie Waissel Sold By Simon Cowbell On Dickinson's Real Deal For £17

Hot on the heels of red top revelations that the X-Factor is a fix, and following Sunday night's Katie Waissel on stage "Oh sod it!" meltdown, Skoob Entertainment News can exclusively reveal that Simon Cowbell has sold Katie Waissel on Dickinson's Re...

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WAGs Challenge Cup Quarter-Final West Ham 2 Man Utd 3

Funny story: WAGs Challenge Cup Quarter-Final West Ham 2 Man Utd 3

At the Oasis Bar and Grill Attendance 45 Spectators to this game were promised a treat, and the action didn't disappoint. The game had barely begun when West Ham striker Janet Cole opened the scoring by arriving in a new Ferrari. Man U...

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All schools to shut down in effort to outfox paedo's

Funny story: All schools to shut down in effort to outfox paedo's

All schools, nurseries, day care centres and crèches are to be closed, never to be reopened according to a government source. Trials in America have shown that stopping children and young people from gathering have stymied efforts by paedophiles...

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Pope Puts Priests in Chastity Belts

Funny story: Pope Puts Priests in Chastity Belts

Pope Benedict XV1 will during the Consistory he has called for November 20 announce that all priests will be fitted with chastity belts. This unprecedented papal decision has been reached to stop priests from indulging in any kind of sexual activi...

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Drogba diagnosed with 'go-down-in-the-area'

Funny story: Drogba diagnosed with 'go-down-in-the-area'

Chelsea striker Didier Drogba has had treatment for a particularly severe case of 'go-down-in-the-area' according to Blues manager Carlo Ancelotti. The incurable disease which the majority of over sexed, under performing superstars of the Premier...

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Boehner Losing Tan in Hopes of Getting More Respect

Washington--John Boehner said that he is going to lose the tan because he wants to get more respect from the national media. "Who is going to respect a man that looks like a George Hamilton wannabe. I also discovered that Botox can do the same th...

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Son of God Living in Mother's Basement

Funny story: Son of God Living in Mother's Basement

Devoted Christians have descended on a two-story split ranch in Canton, Ohio where they claim the Son of God is residing in his mother's basement. Jason Druggard, better known to his friends as "Christ" says he can prove he is the son of God. He clai...

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Jerry Jones Still Likes to Think of Himself as Football Genius

Irving--Jerry Jones loves to think he is the reason that Dallas won the Supper Bowl three times under his ownership, so he fired Wade Phillips because Dallas isn't winning right now. "I am Jerry Jones, the man who bought the Vince Lombardi trophy...

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X-Factor Stories To Be Banned From Satirical Website

Funny story: X-Factor Stories To Be Banned From Satirical Website

Although it hasn't yet been confirmed, Skoob Entertainment News has heard word from a bird to the effect that popular satirical website TheSpoof.com is to insist upon an outright ban on X-Factor stories. Chief Administrator, Charles Laughton (out...

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William Vague is seen with Ivri Levin

William Vague, a totally unknown nobody, honest, *ahem*, has been seen holding hands with Ivri Levin whilst staying in Israel. Ivri Levin is a gay Israeli rock singer that's most famous for his platinum album Better Nothing Than Anything. An in...

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The Annoying Orange: Not an Orange!

Funny story: The Annoying Orange: Not an Orange!

Some things are not what they seem, like a rubber band acting as a thong, or a blanket acting as a dress, or an apple pretending to be an orange? "It's true." says The Annoying Orange, one of Youtube's most popular users."I lied. I lied! To my fan...

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Dozens of body doubles auditioned for Kristen Stewart's intimate, naked honeymoon scenes

Funny story: Dozens of body doubles auditioned for Kristen Stewart's intimate, naked honeymoon scenes

Hollywood - (Nude Ass Mess): "Facially, some of them looked more like grizzly bears than our own beloved Kristen," Breaking Dawn director Bill Condon said today, "bodily, however, they're all dead ringers." The movie man was addressing a press co...

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100s Line up for Bush Book Signing

Dallas, TX--Hundreds of George Bush fans lined up early to get see the man, the legend, and the author of his own memoirs "Dude, Did I Do That? Sorry!" "I want to know why he really wanted to go to Iraq. I am also looking forward to stories about...

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Waterboarding Saved Lives - And It Was Fun

Funny story: Waterboarding Saved Lives - And It Was Fun

Former US President George Bush revealed in an exclusive interview with The Times of London that in his opinion, waterboarding terror suspects was justifiable, on the grounds that the technique saved many lives and prevented countless terror plots.

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Snooker Stars? Come Off It, Says Expert

Funny story: Snooker Stars? Come Off It, Says Expert

Claims that two newly-discovered stars resemble a game of snooker have been rubbished by an expert on the game of the green beize. Astro-boffins at Warwick and Sheffield Universities were instrumental in spotting the system in which a red dwarf a...

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Cameron Congratulates Miliband On Birth Of Second Son

Funny story: Cameron Congratulates Miliband On Birth Of Second Son

That's right. It says so, in the Daily Telegraph. It says: "David Cameron yesterday sent congratulations to Ed Miliband, the Labour leader, on the birth of his new son." Blimey! So what's the background? Digging further, the Telegraph discov...

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Children's Entertainer arrested

Funny story: Children's Entertainer arrested

Rosso Naso, a Children's Entertainer from Basingstoke has been arrested today after admitting that he liked children. "It's disgusting," said local mum, Samantha Panther. "Grown men shouldn't be allowed into a profession where they have contact wi...

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UK Slaves Innit?

Funny story: UK Slaves Innit?

According to yet another, 'lurid' (aren't they all) Channel 4 'Dispatches' programme, top selling fashion chains have been selling clothes made using low-pay 'slave labour'! Now, as every other poverty stricken, overworked Brit knows, the Governme...

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Eric Cantona And Roy Keane To Attend Manchester Derby

Funny story: Eric Cantona And Roy Keane To Attend Manchester Derby

Manchester United stunned Manchester City today by announcing that Eric Cantona and Roy Keane may be attending tomorrow's Manchester derby game at the City Of Manchester Stadium, which apparently isn't really a council house - although we only have S...

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Coalition abandons cuts, says 'what were we thinking?'

Funny story: Coalition abandons cuts, says 'what were we thinking?'

Chancellor George Osborne admitted defeat last night in his bid to impose a series of debilitating public sector cuts. A government spokesman announced to a hastily assembled crowd of journalists and fishwives that the proposed budget cuts were to...

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Microsoft Kinect Hits the Shops

Funny story: Microsoft Kinect Hits the Shops

Microsoft's new console that intends to beat the Nintendo Wii at it's own platform game hit the shops today, and gamers are salivating about trying it out, but early reviews are mixed. "It's a brilliant device," said games reviewer Carl O'Dutti. "...

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Sandwich Fillings stop Sandwiches tasting of bread

Funny story: Sandwich Fillings stop Sandwiches tasting of bread

New Research from the Bread School of Bredbury has shown that people prefer sandwiches with a filling, rather than plain bread. More controversially, it doesn't matter what the filling is, from Corned Beef and Piccalilli to Egg Mayonnaise or Prawn...

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Who ya callin ratarssed?

Funny story: Who ya callin ratarssed?

Seneca, South Carolina - (Ass Mess): "At the moment we can't say if the vermin was burrowing its way out - or in," a Sennapod Police Department official explained today. "A 911 call-out to a Bernwood Circle address saw us arrest a suspected burgla...

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Great Balls of Fire: Lap Top Use Linked to Scorched Scrotums & Lukewarm Sex Activity!

Funny story: Great Balls of Fire: Lap Top Use Linked to Scorched Scrotums & Lukewarm Sex Activity!

In a recent scientific study conducted in the US, Urologists have found that increased lap top use by males could cause infertility, lack of sex drive, and in a worst case scenario 'fried bollocks!" Heading the team of Scrotal Scientists was Cana...

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Rolls Royce face the heat

Funny story: Rolls Royce face the heat

London, England. Rolls Royce, the manufacturer of the Qantas Airways A380 jet engine that exploded recently departing from Singapore, have stated explicitly that their engines are faultless and unbreakable. A spokesman for the company even went f...

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Flood Alerts for Water Boarding

Funny story: Flood Alerts for Water Boarding

So much rain is forecast in the near future for areas of Britain that it is thought that water boarding will become commonplace in the country. With the lead being taken by former President Bush in America, playful ducking of people in buckets of...

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Train Squeeze Fear

Funny story: Train Squeeze Fear

The Department for Transport has planned for Disasters after 2014, when trains will be so packed with passengers there will be large numbers of dead. 'This is our contribution to solving the Pensions crisis' announced David Squeeze, top Transport...

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Rain Competition is bankrupting Crisp Manufacturer

Funny story: Rain Competition is bankrupting Crisp Manufacturer

Workers, manufacturers of Workers Crisps, have been running a nationally advertised competition to predict where it will rain next in Britain, at which point, Workers will pay ten pounds. This competition has been an amazing success. To much of a...

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Unacceptable train overcrowing needs to become acceptable, say MPs

Funny story: Unacceptable train overcrowing needs to become acceptable, say MPs

Rail passengers in England and Wales face 'substantial increases in already unacceptable overcrowding levels' by 2014 and should learn to accept the fact, a report by MPs says. The report suggests that the Department for Transport had 'lost' plans...

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Large Hedron Collider confirms the worst

Funny story: Large Hedron Collider confirms the worst

Zurich, Switzerland. In absolutely mind blowing, astonishing news, the Large Hedron Collider has once and for all time confirmed that UK personality "Ozzie" Osbourne does not have anything resembling a brain between his ears. The elite team of sci...

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Cher Lloyd and Cheryl Cole are brothers?!

Funny story: Cher Lloyd and Cheryl Cole are brothers?!

The world of showbiz is reeling from the double shock revelation that not only is Cher Lloyd a twelve year old boy, but Cheryl Cole is related to her...him. Not many people are expressing surprise at the revelation of Cheryl Cole being male howev...

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The Truth About Conspiracy Theorists

Funny story: The Truth About Conspiracy Theorists

There are many conspiracy theories that have been floating around the internet for years! The most famous conspiracy theory is that 9/11 was an inside job. There are many other conspiracy theories out there as well. The craziest conspiracy theory that I've ever heard is that the government is using the media to separate the sexes in order to reduce the human population. When you hear these...

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X-Factor to Travel to Vietnam

Funny story: X-Factor to Travel to Vietnam

This report was originally written in English and put through an on-line translation engine to translate it to Vietnamese. Unfortunately, the Vietnamese font would not work on this website (which could be a contributing factor as to why we are not big there), so it has been put through the very same translation engine to turn it from Vietnamese to Swedish. I hope all you English speaking Vie...

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Miley Cyrus Tit Tattoo - What's On The Other One?

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Tit Tattoo - What's On The Other One?

So Miley has a tattoo coyly inscribed under her left breast. She let it show to papparazzi last night. It reads, intriguingly: "Just breathe." Now bookies are taking bets on what might be under the Hannah Montana star's right knocker. "We've...

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Firms suffer on "Black Ops Wednesday"

Funny story: Firms suffer on "Black Ops Wednesday"

The biggest game launched in the UK, Call of Duty Black Ops, was released on Wednesday morning at midnight (or Tuesday night at midnight, depending on the store), to scenes of thousands of eager Call of Duty fans, of Codders as they call themselves.

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Star Trek acolytes convert to Star Wars

Funny story: Star Trek acolytes convert to Star Wars

Five Star Trek fans are to boldly go from the Church of Kirk and lead the defection of hundreds of Trekkers to the Forest Moon of Endor. The Lord High Wingnut of Danglebury, Dr Noonian T'pau, is expected to announce the resignations as local Feder...

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Beyonce Rear Is Model For Brit Girls!

Funny story: Beyonce Rear Is Model For Brit Girls!

Beyonce's "ripe tomato" backside is the most popular shape with British women according to a survey. Supermarket chain Asda cast their eyes over 18,000 Brit lasses and have divided their bots into vegetable categories: big round tomatoes, lumpy po...

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Bones, Fringe - Sky Schedule Baffles Viewers

Funny story: Bones, Fringe - Sky Schedule Baffles Viewers

Schedulers at Sky TV have come under attack from viewers angered by recent eccentricities in the scheduling of top programmes. Last week, the latest episode of sci-fi action piece Fringe was held back while Sky 1 repeated the first four episodes o...

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Downton Abbey - Super Job Well Done

Funny story: Downton Abbey - Super Job Well Done

So, once again, the flower of British manhood marches off to teach the Kaiser a lesson. For the umpteenth time in TV history the world will never be the same again, as those who used to know their place will emerge from the Great War demanding their voice in society. Despatches from the front will be greeted with joy and despair while those left at home will pray desperately for the safety o...

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Dancing With The Stars: Mark Ballas Denies That He And Bristol Palin Are Dating

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Mark Ballas Denies That He And Bristol Palin Are Dating

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars contestant Bristol Palin and her professional dance partner Mark Ballas have become very close since the season started. Mark was recently asked by Ellen DeGeneres if the rumor about him and Bristol "The Pistol"...

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Channing Crowder still ranting about God knows what right now

MIAMI, FL-Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowder caused a stir in the sporting world on Sunday, during a locker-room rant about Ravens fullback Le'Ron McClain allegedly spitting in his face, in which he confused Anne Frank with Helen Keller, later...

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Reports Are That Louise Minchin Is The Number One Fan Of Manchester United's Chicharito

LONDON - Lillian McTavisham, an old high school friend of Louise Minchin, recently had lunch with the noted BBC newreader and presenter. The two met at the highly prestigious Lady Godiva's House of Ribs Restaurant located near the Millbank Distill...

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X-Factor's Katie Waissel Hits The Bottle and Begins Her Unbridled Ranting and Raving

Funny story: X-Factor's Katie Waissel Hits The Bottle and Begins Her Unbridled Ranting and Raving

LONDON - Katie Waissel, who found herself in X-Factor's bottom two this weekend, reportedly smuggled in a bottle of Robin Hood Straight-As-An-Arrow Whisky into her dressing room and proceeded to drink away her depressed disappointment. The 24-year...

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Brazil to Place 40-foot Mitre Atop Christ the Redeemer Statue

Funny story: Brazil to Place 40-foot Mitre Atop Christ the Redeemer Statue

News of the new Christ the King statue being erected in Swiebodzin, Poland that will be the tallest Christ statue in the world has Brazilians a bit ticked off. Brazil's Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio de Janeiro has been regarded as one of the two...

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Six Tips To Help Avoid Being Screwed By Your Tax Preparation Company (Like H&R Block)..

Funny story: Six Tips To Help Avoid Being Screwed By Your Tax Preparation Company (Like H&R Block)..

Tax time is right around the corner, f--kers, and it's your turn to play your part in the Democrats Tax And Spend philosophy. Few things in life can be as a--hole-puckering --and rewarding-- as filing your state and federal income tax return. For many, the legwork can be excruciating, and worrysome. However, there is usually a payoff for the sweat and hassle, especially if you lie your ass of...

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Call of Duty - Black Ops; Cheat Codes Revealed

Funny story: Call of Duty - Black Ops; Cheat Codes Revealed

The long awaited sequel to the wildly successful combat game is set to hit store shelves next week, though insiders across the gaming community were shocked to hear that cheat codes for expanded weapons were made available today. Insiders to the C...

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India-Obamas and the Temple of Doom

Funny story: India-Obamas and the Temple of Doom

Following several photo opportunities today where President Obama and the First Lady spent time with students in various age groups, their afternoon agenda included a trip to a local cave where artifacts of an ancient civilization and temple were rec...

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Conan's Skunkworks Comedy Team - Behind Closed Doors

Funny story: Conan's Skunkworks Comedy Team - Behind Closed Doors

Following the success of his opening show on basic cable in the U.S., Conan O'Brien's writers are now sequestered in a top secret location, banging out skits and bits to make Conan's return to late night TV, historic. "It won't be that hard", says...

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Paris Hilton Takes Her New Pygmy Hippo Shopping

Funny story: Paris Hilton Takes Her New Pygmy Hippo Shopping

Filthy-rich dumb blonde celebutante Paris Hilton took her new Pygmy Hippo to the shops with her yesterday, writes Sarah N Ghetty, Big Game Correspondent. It's been all work and no play of late for errant brain-free but dollar-spinning peroxide bim...

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Robert Pattinson Proposes To Kristen!

Funny story: Robert Pattinson Proposes To Kristen!

The latest news from Twilight had been that star Robert Pattinson was going to make the proposal as Edward Cullen to Isabella a real one and that she would know that it's real because he will have designed the ring himself. They also reported that...

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Cash Cab Crashes

Funny story: Cash Cab Crashes

Cash Cab, the game show on TV where people who enter the cab are asked questions as they are driven to their destinations, and win money for their correct answers. is in financial difficulty. Recently, a "fare" was picked up at 80th and Amsterdam,...

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