There were 1,390 spoof news stories published in December 2010. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Julia Bradbury Nipple Slip Infuriates Spoof Writer As Fact Overtakes Fiction

Top BBC totty Julia Bradbury flashed a nipple at an awards ceremony last night, infuriating a writer on satirical news web site TheSpoof in the process. The Countryfile presenter was wearing a slinky, backless black number to the Night Of Heroes A...

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Are Nina Dobrev & Ian Somerhalder Planning A Wedding?

Funny story: Are Nina Dobrev & Ian Somerhalder Planning A Wedding?

With Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart hogging up all the Vampire pairings there are still other vamps on the loose that make a very interesting couple. Only rumored to be dating at first, many of their fans were blown away when a source told s...

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Nude Jamie Lee Curtis Shots Show Her Boobs Are Still In Good Shape

Funny story: Nude Jamie Lee Curtis Shots Show Her Boobs Are Still In Good Shape

The hot news from Hollywoodland, according to unmanned sources (?) appears to be that Jamie Lee Curtis's breasts are more or less as firm and malleable as they were when she first exposed them, in the Eddie Murphy comedy vehicle, Trading Places with...

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Matt Cardle Not Gay! Shock Christmas Announcement!

Funny story: Matt Cardle Not Gay! Shock Christmas Announcement!

This year's X-Factor winner, Matt Cardle, has shocked the music industry by announcing in his new book that he is not at all gay, and that he likes doing press-ups with ladies, as opposed to pumping iron. Essex lad and former painter and decorator...

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Kristen Stewart Furious At Nude Lesbian Barbie Calendar

Funny story: Kristen Stewart Furious At Nude Lesbian Barbie Calendar

A controversial Nude Lesbian Barbie Calendar created by an Argentine artist duo has fired the ire of Twilight starlet Kristen Stewart, writes Val Cano, Prepostorous Recycling For Cash Correspondent. Kristen's ire was fired in England, where she ha...

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Taylor Swift Eating Potato Skins For Bigger Boobs!

Funny story: Taylor Swift Eating Potato Skins For Bigger Boobs!

Hoping that Dolly Parton knows what she is talking about, singer Taylor Swift has gone on a Potato Skin Diet to try to enlarge her boobs the natural way. "Dolly told me she grew up on loving potato skins where most of her siblings wanted the cente...

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Megan Fox's Vagina Deemed Prettiest in World

Funny story: Megan Fox's Vagina Deemed Prettiest in World

The votes have been tallied and the judging is done. For the 4th year consecutively, Megan Fox has taken, no, eclipsed the competition by taking first place in the most desirable vagina in the world contest. This years field included, Paris Hilton...

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Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, and Lady Gaga Will All Sing On Demi Lovato's New Album, "My Favorite All-Time Rehab Songs"

Funny story: Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, and Lady Gaga Will All Sing On Demi Lovato's New Album, "My Favorite All-Time Rehab Songs"

HOLLYWOOD - Demi Lovato's publicist Buckholz Toolficker has informed the entertainment media that Miss Lovato is doing great with her rehab therapy sessions at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic. Toolficker stated that Demi has already been acc...

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Twitter Birdies Convene in Vegas for Business and Funny Business

Funny story: Twitter Birdies Convene in Vegas for Business and Funny Business

Las Vegas, Nevada -- At their annual convention, Twitter birdies (you know, the ones who transport and deliver the tweets) voted to demand higher pay, but they also indicated that they'd be willing to see the tweet limit expanded to 150 characters f...

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Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift Pay A Visit To Demi Lovato At The Rehab Clinic

Funny story: Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift Pay A Visit To Demi Lovato At The Rehab Clinic

LOS ANGELES - Security at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic had to be doubled as one of the patients noted singer Demi Lovato was visited by three of her closest and dearest friends Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift. The three sing...

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WikiLeaks: Angelina Jolie Worked For CIA

Funny story: WikiLeaks: Angelina Jolie Worked For CIA

Although not near as startling as the fact that Julia Child was a spy during World War II, the report in WikiLeaks CIA file shows that actress Angelina Jolie was working for them for 4-5 years before dropping out two years ago. "She was doing a gr...

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Ebenezer Scrooge to Change his Name

Funny story: Ebenezer Scrooge to Change his Name

What he wants for Christmas is a name change. Mr. Scrooge held a press conference in NYC's Times Square and told reporters that he soon planned to file papers to legally change his name. "How would you like to go through life with a na...

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Breakfast Cleavage News Magazine Names Louise Minchin Its "2010 News Reader With The Sexiest Voice"

Funny story: Breakfast Cleavage News Magazine Names Louise Minchin Its "2010 News Reader With The Sexiest Voice"

LONDON - Louise Minchin is regarded as one of the most respected journalists in Great Britain. The 42-year-old is a noted news reader and news presenter who appears on BBC News At One and BBC Breakfast. Minchin was born in Hong Kong where her...

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57 Year Old Man Castrated With Butter Knife by Angry, Enraged, Frustrated or Jealous???? Father.

Funny story: 57 Year Old Man Castrated With Butter Knife by Angry, Enraged, Frustrated or Jealous???? Father.

A 57 year old man was forcibly castrated, fully conscious, with an ordinary butter knife in Germany. A father with a daughter 17 years old, started dating a 57 year old man in her town. When her father caught wind of the torrid affair he went to t...

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Leslie Nielsen has Last Laugh from the Grave

Funny story: Leslie Nielsen has Last Laugh from the Grave

[Ft. Lauderdale, Fla.] Leslie Nielsen, the comic actor best known for his roles in Airplane! and The Naked Gun, who passed away last week, saved his funniest jokes for friends and mourners at his funeral today. Halfway through the funeral service,...

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X-Factor Saturday - Was Rihanna Wearing Knickers?

Speculation has been mounting over Saturday's X-Factor, following Rihanna's duet with 'painter and decorator' Matt Cardle, as to whether or not the R&B megastar was wearing any knickers. Wearing a slinky dress, slit to the tonsils up one side,...

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WikiLeaks bombshell: Bill Clinton ordered nuking of NATO UFO bunker

Funny story: WikiLeaks bombshell: Bill Clinton ordered nuking of NATO UFO bunker

Stonehenge - (Ballistic Mess): The secret Presidential executive order during the Lewinsky impeachment trial was successfully intercepted by UK intelligence. GCHQ monitors moved quickly to order the deployment of a anti-nuke shield downloaded from...

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Van der Sloot Tweets Fans from Peru Jail Cell: "I guess I won't be home for Christmas!"

Funny story: Van der Sloot Tweets Fans from Peru Jail Cell: "I guess I won't be home for Christmas!"

Tweeting from his plush Peruvian jail cell, accused killer Joran van der Sloot, incarcerated over the beating death of a local young girl, laments the fact that he won't be able to celebrate the holidays with his myriad fans from his social networkin...

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Squeegee Guys in Manhattan Hired to Do TSA-style Pat Downs of Taxi Passengers

Funny story: Squeegee Guys in Manhattan Hired to Do TSA-style Pat Downs of Taxi Passengers

They used to rush up to cars stopped at red lights and do a quick squeegee wash of the windshield, hoping for a nice tip. Sometimes they got what they wanted. Other times they just earned themselves complaints. But now they've moved on to a...

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Gamu Nhengu set for shock return to X-Factor final

Funny story: Gamu Nhengu set for shock return to X-Factor final

Zimbabwean ex-X-Factor contestant is set for a remarkable shock return to the hit TV talent show, X-Factor. Gamu, who was kicked off the show in October after it was revealed there was a pending deportation order for her, has been successful in re...

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Zanessa break up publicity stunt

Yesterday disturbing news about Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens broke out and distressed millions of dedicated fans! After some speculation and some false confirmations it appears that the two are still very much together and in love. 'The whole sh...

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Super Injunction Lifted! Drogba Got Malaria From Cheryl Cole

Funny story: Super Injunction Lifted! Drogba Got Malaria From Cheryl Cole

A High Court judge has lifted a so-called "super injunction" obtained by the Chelsea footballer Didier Drogba and the media have been given the all clear to publish the sensational details. Cheryl Cole's ex husband Ashley Cole is said to be fuming...

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Taylor Swift Planning Wild Birthday Party, Including Taylor Lautner On December 13th

Funny story: Taylor Swift Planning Wild Birthday Party, Including Taylor Lautner On December 13th

Normally restrained Taylor Swift has big plans for her 21st birthday party and will be inviting over one hundred people to attend her party and celebration. "The first thing I want to do", Taylor told friends, "is to drink nearly a half glass of...

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Peter Serafinowicz Twitter Joke causes Injury to Reputation and Readers

Funny story: Peter Serafinowicz Twitter Joke causes Injury to Reputation and Readers

The reputation of famed impressionist and comedian Peter Serafinowicz lay in tatters last night as a joke which he made on Twitter, was announced as having caused 73 people to slip into comas. Since the remark made on his twitter site, he has also...

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H&R Block Rings In the Holidays With 'Emerald Advance Predatory Lending'.

Funny story: H&R Block Rings In the Holidays With 'Emerald Advance Predatory Lending'.

H&R Block is not satisfied with merely waiting until January 2, 2011 to fail at tax season: This year it begins now, with H&R Block Emerald Advance. "Emerald Advance is fun and easy," said H&R Block CEO Alan Bennett, who was difficult...

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Cheryl Cole's Shocking Revelation Regarding Black Eyed Peas Member will.i.am

FLAGSTAFF, Arizona - Cheryl Cole and her boyfriend Derek Hough were in Arizona visiting the Grand Canyon, which many believe will be condemned within the coming year by President Obama. Cole and Hough were having a great time taking photographs, l...

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Cannabis Chardonnay Wins "Best of California" in Experimental Wine Category

Funny story: Cannabis Chardonnay Wins "Best of California" in Experimental Wine Category

The Stoner Brothers Winery of Napa Valley have come away from the 2010 California Wine Awards with the title "Best of California" in the Experimental Wine Category for a lovely little white wine they developed in 2005. Their Cannabis Chardonnay was b...

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Howard Stern Opponents Shocked and Appalled at New 5 Year Contract

Funny story: Howard Stern Opponents Shocked and Appalled at New 5 Year Contract

Howard Stern, Robin Quivers and Fred Norris all announced they would be on the air for another 5 year contract, this week. This group, is the core of the Howard Stern Show that is broadcast 4 days a week, 4 hours a day, over Sirius Satellite radio. S...

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Belgium Declares War On Britain

Funny story: Belgium Declares War On Britain

Belgium has declared war on Britain, effective from lunchtime today. The Belgian government has expressed its ire at the fact that Britain consumes a disproportionate amount of Stella Artois and fine Belgian chocolate, leaving little for the Belgian'...

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Revealed: Joran van der Sloot's Christmas Wish List & Shocking Jail House Sex Tape!

Funny story: Revealed: Joran van der Sloot's Christmas Wish List & Shocking Jail House Sex Tape!

Tis the season to be jolly, and based on the shocking sex tape just released of van der Sloot's romps with a bevy of married female Peruvian guards, minders, and human rights defenders, it appears that the alleged serial murderer is getting more "att...

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Geico Gecko Accidentally Shot by State Farm's Mr. Mayhem

Funny story: Geico Gecko Accidentally Shot by State Farm's Mr. Mayhem

Los Angeles, Ca. - Apparently the Geico Gecko and Mr. Mayhem cannot go out drinking on the town together without causing a stir. Police and medical units were called to 545 W. Hollywood yesterday evening when a passerby witnessed a scuffle nearby,...

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Carlo Ancelotti Sacked!

Funny story: Carlo Ancelotti Sacked!

The world of football was reeling this morning after Chelsea announced that they had sacked manager Carlo Ancelotti immediately after last night's crushing 3-1 defeat against Arsenal at the Emirates. Ancelotti only took charge of the Blues in summ...

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Nude Naked Nude Celebrity Tits Arses And Vaginas The Key To Satirical Success.

Funny story: Nude Naked Nude Celebrity Tits Arses And Vaginas The Key To Satirical Success.

The Union Of Satirists And Piss Takers has exclusively revealed to Skoob Entertainment News that the key to success in satirical scribbling lies in submitting stories to satirical websites containing certain keywords, such as nude, naked, nude, tits, arse, vagina, penis, nude, nude, nude and nude. (Difficult to read that line aloud if you have a lisp or you whistle slightly when you enunciate t...

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Katie Holmes 'Devastated' Over Reports Suri Suing for' Divorce', Her own Penthouse, Separate Maintenance and Nanny Support!

Funny story: Katie Holmes 'Devastated' Over Reports Suri Suing for' Divorce', Her own Penthouse, Separate Maintenance and Nanny Support!

On the eve of her 32nd birthday, Katie Holmes is said to be 'shocked and shaken' after she and husband Tom Cruise, 48, were served with separation papers served by their 4 year old daughter's solicitor! Suri, age 4, is said to be determined to sta...

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Lab Test Results Indicate Hot Dogs Contain Lips, No Assholes

Funny story: Lab Test Results Indicate Hot Dogs Contain Lips, No Assholes

A team of research scientists from Kentucky State University have concluded a year-long study of the average American hot dog to determine once and for all if they are, in fact, made from lips and assholes. The results indicate that hot dogs do indee...

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Claudia Winkleman's Tits Live On Film 2010!

Presenter of BBC's movie review show Film 2010, Claudia Winkleman, plans a pretty surprise for viewers of the last show of the series tonight. Claudia took over the show this season after long-time presenter Jonathan Ross left in disgrace after 'S...

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Kristen Stewart Has Issues With Just Who Bella Is

Funny story: Kristen Stewart Has Issues With Just Who Bella Is

Twilight's hot vampyre chick Kristen Stewart and her hunky hero Robert Pattinson have been filming some super steamy and satanically sexy honeymoon scenarios for the upcoming Breaking Dawn movie. But while such scenes were a cinch for the towering...

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WikiLeaks Show Dozens of Nude Anna Chapman (Russian Spy) With CIA Agents

Funny story: WikiLeaks Show Dozens of Nude Anna Chapman (Russian Spy) With CIA Agents

The US need not fear about any new secrets reaching the leaders of Russia that are in the WikiLeaks now being released. Apparently they have known most of them for some time now, by the sheer number of nude photographs of different CIA members in bed...

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H&R Block: Never Settle For Less, Unless You Want A RAL. Because We Ain't Got 'Em.

Funny story: H&R Block: Never Settle For Less, Unless You Want A RAL. Because We Ain't Got 'Em.

Multi-billion dollar clusterf--k H&R Block has found that their business partners are more than willing to help them find new and better ways to f--k their customers over: This year, it's HSBC, who's yanked the rug out from under Block's loyal em...

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Louise Minchin's "Me Boobies Is Covered" T-Shirts Are Flying Off The 'Rack'

Funny story: Louise Minchin's "Me Boobies Is Covered" T-Shirts Are Flying Off The 'Rack'

LONDON - Louise Minchin is one of the happiest 42-year-old women on the British Isles. The BBC presenter and newsreader has just learned that her "Me Boobies Is Covered" T-Shirts are flying off the 'rack' and literally selling like hot cakes. Minc...

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Cheryl Cole Angrily Responds To The Rumors About Derek Hough and Ines Sainz - "They're A Bunch of Bloody, Blimey, Bloomin' Lies They Is"

BEVERLY HILLS - Cheryl Cole, the girlfriend of Derek Hough, was shopping with Derek's sister, Ryan Seacrest's girlfriend Julianne Hough, at the swank clothing store on Rodeo Drive, Now That's A Rack. A reporter for Left Coast Mirror Magazine aske...

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Kate Gosselin Says If "OctoMom" Nadya Suleman Gets Evicted She And Her 14 Kids Can Move In With Her Family

Funny story: Kate Gosselin Says If "OctoMom" Nadya Suleman Gets Evicted She And Her 14 Kids Can Move In With Her Family

READING, Pennsylvania - California's Haddadin, Aladdin, and Ali Baba Reality Company has stated that they are getting ready to foreclose on Nadya Suleman's home in La Habra. The woman who has come to be known as OctoMom is several months behind in...

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Susan Boyle Announces She Is Pregnant

Scottish spinster Susan Boyle has revealed to a UK Magazine she is three months pregnant. The shocking news comes just days after Boyle announced she was not interested in settling down just yet. "I have never been happier. I may have just bee...

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Camilla, The Duchess of Cornwall, Comments On The Divorce Rumors Regarding Her And Prince Charles

Funny story: Camilla, The Duchess of Cornwall, Comments On The Divorce Rumors Regarding Her And Prince Charles

LONDON - Speaking from an English garden that happens to be one of the biggest English gardens in Great Britain, Camilla, aka the Duchess of Cornwall, aka Mrs. Prince Charles, had a spot of tea with a reporter for the English tabloid Jolly Bloomin' R...

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Man Nearly Drowns After Chain Smoking Water Vapor Cigarette Substitute

Funny story: Man Nearly Drowns After Chain Smoking Water Vapor Cigarette Substitute

An Arkansas man is in stable condition at Our Lady of Perpetual Mercy Hospital after suffering a near drowning incident at his home in Hog Jaw. Slim Pickums, Vice Commander of the Hog Jaw Knights of Columbus was rushed to OLPM late Wednesday night af...

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Wikileaks Finally Releases Documents Americans Care About

Funny story: Wikileaks Finally Releases Documents Americans Care About

Wikileaks, the watchdog site that exposes government secrets has finally released a new round of documents that Americans are interested in. The last round of documents revealed that diplomats and politicians are a bunch of back biting, gossip mon...

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Illuminati and the Bilderbergs Team up to Create Network Marketing Program

Funny story: Illuminati and the Bilderbergs Team up to Create Network Marketing Program

Undisclosed location, Earth - The quarterly joint meeting between the Illuminati and The Bilderberg Group turned out to interesting (this time) to the masses of "lower-class citizens". It seems the Illuminati and Bilderbergs have gone completely o...

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Apple iPads Deluge Santa with Requests for Gifts

Funny story: Apple iPads Deluge Santa with Requests for Gifts

"They want it all," Santa complained recently. "Docking stations, outfits (cases, sleeves, skins, and folios), wireless keyboards, games and apps. You name it, they want it." An exhausted Mr. Claus went on to say that the iPads were bold enough...

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The Kardashian Sisters, Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney All Agree To Pose Nude In PlayGuy Magazine

Funny story: The Kardashian Sisters, Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney All Agree To Pose Nude In PlayGuy Magazine

CHICAGO - Kim Kardashian's ex-boyfriend Dallas Cowboys receiver Miles Austin has just stated that he heard from an unnamed source that Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney have all agreed to appear in a nude layout in the January issue of PlayGuy magazine. Wh...

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Is Katy Perry Pregnant?

Funny story: Is Katy Perry Pregnant?

Rumours are rife across the internet that Katy Perry is pregnant, and due to give birth to Russell Brand's child sometime in June 2011, however the couple strongly deny the rumour. A close friend of the Brands has revealed that the rumours are tru...

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Vannessa Hudgens Stops Sending Zac Efron Nude Pictures of Herself, He Kicks Her to the Curb

Funny story: Vannessa Hudgens Stops Sending Zac Efron Nude Pictures of Herself, He Kicks Her to the Curb

Hollywood's, golden, it couple for the last four years, have decided to un-it, it. Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens have broken up after their long term relationship has run it's natural course. According to inside sources Zac had been recieving nu...

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X-Factor finalists One Direction reach puberty

There has been more controversy in the X-Factor this week, as it has been exclusively revealed that members of the boy-band One Direction have all reached puberty. This is set to scupper the final act's chance of winning the competition as their h...

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Snowbound Man Waits For Train

Funny story: Snowbound Man Waits For Train

A remarkable tale of survival against all the odds has emerged, amidst the absolute chaos that the UK's transport network has descended into. A local man, Arthur Crapper, has been found sitting in the waiting room of the snowbound railway station,...

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The Real Reason Why Miley Cyrus Is Acting Like She's Lindsay Lohan

Funny story: The Real Reason Why Miley Cyrus Is Acting Like She's Lindsay Lohan

VENICE BEACH - Miley Cyrus spent some time at the Venice Beach beach house of Bret Michaels and his family over the Christmas holidays. Miley and Bret's two daughters Raine Maker, 10, and Jorga Mind, 5, all exchanged gifts. Raine gave Miley a diam...

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Jeremy Kyle Denies All Knowledge Of Nude Motel Sex Romp With Kerry Katona And Stacey Solomon

Funny story: Jeremy Kyle Denies All Knowledge Of Nude Motel Sex Romp With Kerry Katona And Stacey Solomon

Feelin' hot hot hot - breaking UK scandal sheet news reveals that self righteous TV God, Jeremy Kyle - renowned for dazzling halfwits with his rapier like wit - was left aghast this morning as stories began to circulate, implying that he had enjoyed...

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Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai Turns Down Simon Cowell's Offer of Being A Judge On His New American Show 'X-Factor'

Funny story: Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai Turns Down Simon Cowell's Offer of Being A Judge On His New American Show 'X-Factor'

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell, the CEO of 19th Hole Productions, has just learned that Indian actress Aishwarya Rai has refused his offer of being one of the judges on his new X-Factor Show. Cowell who was the mastermind behind the extremely popular si...

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Liverpool Manager Roy Hodgson fired by Red Sox Owners

Funny story: Liverpool Manager Roy Hodgson fired by Red Sox Owners

Following a string of poor performance's and generally perceived mismanagement of the Liverpool FC team, manager Roy Hodgson has been fired out of a cannon by the American owners of the club. The action, rare in British sports, however common plac...

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Balotelli: "Mancini has got a little d*ck"

Wantaway Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli appears to have sunk to new lows in a bid to engineer a move back to Italian football. When interviewed before Citys final Europa League group game away at Juventus, Balotelli made crude comments a...

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Image Of Simon Cowell Spotted In Cheryl Cole's Armpit

Funny story: Image Of Simon Cowell Spotted In Cheryl Cole's Armpit

As Cheryl Cole went out to dinner at MoFo on Park Lane, Friday, along with Kimberley Walsh, Nicola Roberts, and her mother - the one who really liked Ashley Cole, the paparazzi pounced. Despite the cold, hard as nails Geordie lass, wor Chezza, str...

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Dimbleby Snubbed Over Royal Wedding

Funny story: Dimbleby Snubbed Over Royal Wedding

David Dimbleby, the veteran BBC news & current affairs presenter, has been overlooked for the job of anchoring the BBC's coverage of the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton. Instead, the BBC has opted for the gravitas of Fern Britton...

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Howard Stern to Crew: Be Happy Unemployment Is Extended, Because I'm Retiring.

Funny story: Howard Stern to Crew: Be Happy Unemployment Is Extended, Because I'm Retiring.

Sirius superstar Howard Stern has received $497 million of his 5 year, $1/2 billion contract. Now, just days before Christmas, and a year after he decided to retire, Stern has let his cast and crew know that they'll need new jobs in 2011. "Do you...

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Selena Gomez Refuses TSA "Pat Down" At LAX Airport

Funny story: Selena Gomez Refuses TSA "Pat Down" At LAX Airport

LOS ANGELES - Teen singing sensation Selena Gomez was at LAX Airport on her way to visit her grandmother who lives in Dime Box, Texas. The star of the Disney Channel's The Wizards of Waverly Place had gone through the airport's metal detector with...

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Simon Cowell Considering Bollywood Actress Aishwarya Rai To Be One Of The Judges On His New American Show 'X-Factor'

Funny story: Simon Cowell Considering Bollywood Actress Aishwarya Rai To Be One Of The Judges On His New American Show 'X-Factor'

LONDON - The CEO of 19th Hole Productions Simon Cowell has informed the British press that he is considering hiring Aishwarya Rai of India as one of the judges on his new U.S. reality show X-Factor. Cowell has already secured the services of Chery...

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Howard Stern Announces Contract Resolution

Funny story: Howard Stern Announces Contract Resolution

Howard Stern, Talk Radio Host, Shock Jock and self proclaimed King of All Media, announced at a press conference today he would not be re signing his contract with Sirius/XM Radio. The announcement was prompted by Sirius hiring Dr Laura Schlessinger,...

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Top Gear 2011, budget cuts announced

Funny story: Top Gear 2011, budget cuts announced

Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May will return for a new series of Top Gear in the New Year, but the popular motoring magazine show will be the subject of severe budget cuts. "We will not be replacing the Stig," said show producer Morr...

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Miley Cyrus Confirms Her 5-Month Marriage To Liam Helmsworth

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Confirms Her 5-Month Marriage To Liam Helmsworth

Miley Cyrus told interviewers yesterday that she was indeed Mrs. Liam Hemsworth for all of five months. "We sneaked away and planned to let people know about it as soon as things cooled down at home between Mom and Dad, but they just got worse ins...

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X-Factor Winner - Public Vote Leaked

Funny story: X-Factor Winner - Public Vote Leaked

Skoob Entertainment News can exclusively reveal that our offices received a call, seconds ago, from our very own Buffty Ginslinger regarding a leak about the winner of X-Factor 2010. Informing us that he was speaking from a toilet cubicle at Water...

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Billy Ray Cyrus Says Daughter Miley Is Turning Into Lindsay Lohan

Funny story: Billy Ray Cyrus Says Daughter Miley Is Turning Into Lindsay Lohan

SIOUX CITY, Iowa - Billy Ray Cyrus traveled to Iowa to see about purchasing a brand new tractor for his farm. He was asked by a member of the local media what he thought about his daughter Miley being video taped taking a hit on a bong. Cyrus shoo...

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UFO astral projection launch pad discovered in ancient French village peak

Funny story: UFO astral projection launch pad discovered in ancient French village peak

Pic de Bugarach - (Lemuria Courier): The alien astral projection facility hidden deep inside the rocky Pyrennean outcrop was first unearthed by the Nazis during World War II. This week the area was reported to be teeming with thousands of New Age...

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Cheryl Cole's Boyfriend Derek Hough Denies The Rumor That His Sister Julianne Hough Is Marrying Ryan Seacrest

Funny story: Cheryl Cole's Boyfriend Derek Hough Denies The Rumor That His Sister Julianne Hough Is Marrying Ryan Seacrest

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Derek Hough, the co-winner of this year's Dancing With The Stars, along with his partner Jennifer Grey, was having lunch with his girlfriend Cheryl Cole at the famed Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos Restaurant in West Hollywood.

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Katie Price not sending Frankie Boyle a Christmas card

Funny story: Katie Price not sending Frankie Boyle a Christmas card

Frankie Boyle (star of comedy and son of Susan Boyle) has been sensationally struck off Katie Price's Christmas card list. In a public demonstration against Boyle's joke on his latest TV show she took a permanent marker and crossed his name out on...

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Indian dating site matches Man with 2 Penises & Woman with 4 Vaginas who promise to marry quickly and have lots of babies

Funny story: Indian dating site matches Man with 2 Penises & Woman with 4 Vaginas who promise to marry quickly and have lots of babies

Where would the world be without those dating sites that promise perfect matches? Just ask Hari Twolingas who so far has led a lonely life because of his unique affliction - he was born with 2 penises. "People in my village worshiped me as a god"...

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Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis Engage In Mutual Contemporaneous Cunnilingus.

If you've lived your life waiting for Padmé Amidala and Meg Griffin to sip each other's fuzzy cups, the 2010 movie "Dark Swan" answers thusly: So, whenever someone Googles... ..."Mutual Contemporaneous Cunnilingus", they're coming right to me. Tak...

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Is Kara Tointon ready to dump Artem Chigvintsev for recycled Liz Hurley shag Shane Warne?

Funny story: Is Kara Tointon ready to dump Artem Chigvintsev for recycled Liz Hurley shag Shane Warne?

London - (Now The Carnival Is Over): "Fancy a Last Tango in Paris, Kara?" was the lurid text left on Kara's mobile as she danced her way to Strictly glory with Artem last night. This morning Kata Tointon's ass - er...arm! - was in a sling followin...

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Was sexy blonde bombshell Katia Zatuliveter leaking stuff to Julian Assange?

Funny story: Was sexy blonde bombshell Katia Zatuliveter leaking stuff to Julian Assange?

London - (Spy-Who-Shagged-Me Mess): "We're not talking actual bodily fluids here," the head of UK anti-espionage said today, "but this pretty Russian lady was caught taking the piss." Zatuliveter the Mole was unmasked by assiduous covert surveilla...

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Illuminati dread at first winter solstice and total lunar eclipse since 1554!

Funny story: Illuminati dread at first winter solstice and total lunar eclipse since 1554!

London - (Yule-Be-Sorry!): The mood is grim at Hellfire Club HQ ahead of Tuesday's solar ingress into Capricorn. Ancient files published this week describe the Illuminatis' rage of 1554 when some dimwit last dared leak their sordid secrets. The...

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Robert Pattinson, Zac Efron, Johnny Depp, and Paris Hilton To Star In The Lesbian Vampire Movie, "Don't Ask - Don't Tell Bitch!"

Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Zac Efron, Johnny Depp, and Paris Hilton To Star In The Lesbian Vampire Movie, "Don't Ask - Don't Tell Bitch!"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Zac Efron has informed his grandmother, Brunicia Flossie Efron, 87, that he will soon star in a movie with Robert Pattinson, Johnny Depp, and Paris Hilton. Efron told his grandma that he will be portraying Chauncey Pepperbiffle, a...

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Sex Toy Manufacturer Used Justin Bieber Image Illegally

Funny story: Sex Toy Manufacturer Used Justin Bieber Image Illegally

Sex Toy manufacturing company, Clitcock Ltd of Braintree, Essex, were today fined £10,000 by magistrates in the town for illegally using the image of the 16 year old Canadian singing sensation's image on their products. HM Customs and Excise also...

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Tiger Woods Seen At Party With Kate Gosselin!

Funny story: Tiger Woods Seen At Party With Kate Gosselin!

Tiger Woods was his old self on the golf course yesterday and maybe it's because he is once more anchored, really anchored to reality. What happened? Several people have reported that Tiger is being seen around Florida lately with actress Kate...

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Lindsay Lohan's Vagina Gets a Much Needed Break

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Vagina Gets a Much Needed Break

Lindsay Lohan's vagina came out publicly with a statement about how it felt about all the controversy swirling around Lindsay lately. Most young ladies use their vaginas on a limited basis. They give it out a little bit at a time fearing the reper...

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Miley Cyrus Was Actually Married To Liam Hemsworth

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Was Actually Married To Liam Hemsworth

Many were caught by surprise just a few moments ago when the news was leaked that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth were not only living together at her new house, but they had gotten married this past March without it getting into the news. Thus far...

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Adam Lambert Sends Taylor Lautner Copy Of His Scanner Photo!

Funny story: Adam Lambert Sends Taylor Lautner Copy Of His Scanner Photo!

The latest in the Adam Lambert/Taylor Lautner story is that Adam has recently sent a copy of his scanner photo to Lautner, who has finished filming his last scene as a werewolf in Twilight. Lambert and his latest friend, Gym Laswell were asked at...

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X-Factor's Matt Cardle To Release Duet With Stacey Solomon?

Funny story: X-Factor's Matt Cardle To Release Duet With Stacey Solomon?

Skoob Entertainment News can exclusively reveal that plans are afoot to release a CD featuring probable X-Factor winner Matt Cardle, with Jungle Queen Stacey Solomon. Details are a little sketchy right now, but word has it that the all conquering...

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Justin Bieber's Mother: Justin May Belong To Billy Ray Cyrus

Funny story: Justin Bieber's Mother: Justin May Belong To Billy Ray Cyrus

Pattie Mallette, the single mother of Justin Bieber, admits that her son, who was born in Stratford, Ontario on March 1, 1994 could be the son of singer/actor Billy Ray Cyrus. Of course, Billy Ray Cyrus denied the whole thing until a sperm bank in...

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Wikileaks latest on Prince William and Kate Middleton

Funny story: Wikileaks latest on Prince William and Kate Middleton

The damaging Wikileaks revelations continue - and this time Prince William and his pal Kate Middleton are in the frame. In emails published today it would appear that Prince William and Kate Middleton are planning to marry. Julian Assange's organ...

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Howard Stern Quits Sirius Radio, Stock Plummets, Subscribers Bail Out

Funny story: Howard Stern Quits Sirius Radio, Stock Plummets, Subscribers Bail Out

Howard Stern, "King of All Media", has decided to take a powder from Sirius/XM satellite radio. Sterns contract is up for renewal at the end of the year. Howard is famous for his antics when his contracts are due for negotiation. Stern, who is...

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Justin Bieber Arrested In New York; To Appear In Court In February

Funny story: Justin Bieber Arrested In New York; To Appear In Court In February

Justin Bieber has gone too far with his kidding around and has been officially been arrested in New York City. "Maybe having a criminal record will make him think before he decides to try a joke that will get someone hurt badly", stated one office...

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Piper Palin Reveals She Loved Camping With The Eight Gosselin Kids But Added That 'Mama Kate' Was One Spoiled Bitch!

Funny story: Piper Palin Reveals She Loved Camping With The Eight Gosselin Kids But Added That 'Mama Kate' Was One Spoiled Bitch!

WASILLA, Alaska - The youngest of the Palin daughters, nine-year-old Piper Palin, is one little Alaskan girl who is not the least bit shy about speaking her mind. Piper, who was named after the airplane, talked to her elementary school teacher Mrs...

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174 'Twilight: Eclipse' Viewers Hospitalized By Robert Pattinson / Kristen Stewart DVD Commentary.

Funny story: 174 'Twilight: Eclipse' Viewers Hospitalized By Robert Pattinson / Kristen Stewart DVD Commentary.

Summit Entertainment, the movie studio which has made approximately $905 jillion dollars moistening the panties of young women via the 'Twilight' movie series, has landed in hot water after 174 fans of the new 'Twilight: Eclipse' DVD were hspitalized...

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Problem Page

Funny story: Problem Page

This Week's Guest Editor: Surrealist artist MARCEL DUCHAMP Dear Marcel, please can you help me? My grandad is in nursing care and my gran has been seeing another man at the day centre. I visit grandad in the home and he thinks gran still loves him. Grandad is coming out of the nursing home for Christmas Day and we are all going round to Mum's. I'm dreading Christmas dinner. Hayley, Gre...

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David Beckham To Join Hull City?

Funny story: David Beckham To Join Hull City?

It's the question thousands of football fans all over East Yorkshire are asking each other this evening, after former Manchester United and England star David Beckham said that he needs to be actively playing football to regain his international plac...

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Robert Pattinson Accused By Willow Palin As Baby's Dad!

Funny story: Robert Pattinson Accused By Willow Palin As Baby's Dad!

The latest news from the Palin Bunch is that Willow Palin, younger sister of Bristol, is pregnant. The story was covered by a national tabloid and thus far, has not been confirmed. Willow has told our own Chester Ingraham that if she is pregnant,...

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Julian Assange Refutes Joran Van der Sloot's Claim that Janet Napitalano is Carrying His Baby!

Wikileaks founder Julian Assange continues to come under personal attack after being 'detained' in a 104 room mansion somewhere in England as more details of his alleged promiscuous behaviour begin to emerge from even the most unlikely of Sources!...

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Vanessa Hudgens Vegas Rampage Continues

Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens Vegas Rampage Continues

Vanessa Hudgens is continuing her Las Vegas birthday/I'm single again celebration. She's been on a, "bad girl", rampage for the last few days and many photos of her pole dancing at various Las Vegas strip joints have been surfacing on the net. The...

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Balotelli: "Messi aint right"

Since revealing yeasterday that he thought Lionel Messi was the only player better than him in world football today, controversial Italian striker Marion Balotelli has spoken again of the Barcelona player. After a promotional photo shoot for tobac...

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Hilary Swank Disturbed by Hillary's Wank

Funny story: Hilary Swank Disturbed by Hillary's Wank

A classic comedy of errors was to be witnessed this past week at the Hotel Intercontinental in New York, as the Oscar winning Hilary Swank's beauty sleep was disturbed by the former President of the United States and our current Secretary of State, H...

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Vagina Pageants Sweep Across America, Megan Fox, Reigning Celebrity Champion

Funny story: Vagina Pageants Sweep Across America, Megan Fox, Reigning Celebrity Champion

There used to be beauty pageants judging personality, poise, talent, evening gown and beauty. Now, they've gotten to the bottom of the line, the purest form, the essence, the prettiest kersloppus. Women across America have started competing in...

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Heidi Montag Drops A Bombshell Regarding Four Of The New York Yankees

Funny story: Heidi Montag Drops A Bombshell Regarding Four Of The New York Yankees

NEW YORK CITY - Heidi Montag was in New York City on a Christmas shopping trip. She told her cousin Mavis Frackenhaus that she had received a call from an unnamed New York Yankees player. Montag informed Mavis that the nameless player had asked to...

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Kate Gosselin's Fake Boobs Don't Like Cold Air of Alaska

Kate Gosselin took the family to Alaska to visit Sarah Palin because TLC wanted to see what happens when two bitter women get together. The plan backfired when Kate Gosselin's fake boobs didn't react the cold air of Alaska. "I thought my boob...

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Jennifer Aniston Tells Her Friend Chelsea Handler That She Has Become The Effen Blonde Version of Kathy Griffin

Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Tells Her Friend Chelsea Handler That She Has Become The Effen Blonde Version of Kathy Griffin

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jennifer Aniston who has had more boyfriends than Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, Clay Aiken, and Boy George all put together has lashed out at her (former) best friend Chelsea Handler. Aniston has flat out told Handler that she...

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