Beyonce's "ripe tomato" backside is the most popular shape with British women according to a survey.
Supermarket chain Asda cast their eyes over 18,000 Brit lasses and have divided their bots into vegetable categories: big round tomatoes, lumpy potatoes, pears, or nectarines (like Kylie Minogue).
The survey was issued to promote a line £20 "wonder bum" party frocks designed to enhance the ladies' behinds.
But what they haven't reported is the shapes they decided not to reveal.
An insider said: "There were some we decided no amount of specially-designed dresses would help.
"The French bean and the carrot, for example - both too long and narrow.
"The cauliflower or the broccoli - we just don't know what to do with them.
"And don't even think about the ugli fruit!"