Beyonce Rear Is Model For Brit Girls!

Funny story written by Ellis Ian Fields

Tuesday, 9 November 2010

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Beyonce's "ripe tomato" backside is the most popular shape with British women according to a survey.

Supermarket chain Asda cast their eyes over 18,000 Brit lasses and have divided their bots into vegetable categories: big round tomatoes, lumpy potatoes, pears, or nectarines (like Kylie Minogue).

The survey was issued to promote a line £20 "wonder bum" party frocks designed to enhance the ladies' behinds.

But what they haven't reported is the shapes they decided not to reveal.

An insider said: "There were some we decided no amount of specially-designed dresses would help.

"The French bean and the carrot, for example - both too long and narrow.

"The cauliflower or the broccoli - we just don't know what to do with them.

"And don't even think about the ugli fruit!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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