Dancing With The Stars: Mark Ballas Denies That He And Bristol Palin Are Dating

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 9 November 2010

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Wasilla, Alaska's Sacajawea High School, which Bristol Palin attended.

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars contestant Bristol Palin and her professional dance partner Mark Ballas have become very close since the season started.

Mark was recently asked by Ellen DeGeneres if the rumor about him and Bristol "The Pistol" Palin dating is true. Mark turned three shades of red and replied that the rumor is not true.

He then added that if it was true he would admit it but since it is not true he has no choice but to deny it since he has never told a lie, or at least he has never been caught telling a lie.

Bristol was asked if Mark was telling the truth. She smiled and asked, "About what?"

Palin was then asked if her hair color was really dark or if she had perhaps had her blonde roots dyed black. She grinned, shrugged her shoulders, and said that she really did not understand the question.

Mark jumped in and said that he can vouch for the fact that Bristol is a natural brunette. He then caught himself, put his hand over his mouth, and said that he did not mean to make it sound the way that it had sounded.

Ballas quickly pointed out that Bristol is an advocate for abstinence since she knows first hand what can happen when two teenagers do not abstain from playing games such as, in her and her ex-boyfriend Levi Johnston's case, 'Hide The Salami.'

Ellen turned red and whispered to Mark, "T.M.I."

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Too Much Information.]

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