India-Obamas and the Temple of Doom

Funny story written by P.M. Wortham

Tuesday, 9 November 2010

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Cave passageway to the ancient temple

Following several photo opportunities today where President Obama and the First Lady spent time with students in various age groups, their afternoon agenda included a trip to a local cave where artifacts of an ancient civilization and temple were recently found.

Though secret service members were nervous in letting the President walk through what could be described as a "closed entryway with limited options for extraction", Obama insisted that he show good faith with his hosts and experience the temple along with the archeologists leading the tour.

Asked not to touch anything during the walk through, the President was shown a passageway that only five other people in the world had seen up to that point. While the President honored the request to keep his hands to himself, his secret service agents did not. Leaning against a small depression in one wall, an agent triggered a counter weight behind the wall, which in turn unleashed Hell towards anyone who was in the passageway. Rocks began to fall on those inside, while two of the walls began to close in on each other. The Obama entourage made a bee line towards the exit, dodging poison arrows, rolling boulders and some old guy in a knight's suit of armor and carrying a medieval shield.

Only two of the agents were injured but all survived thanks in part to bullet proof vests worn under their suits. The President seemed perfectly fine, even dust and wrinkle free. When asked about his ordeal the President responded, "Ordeal? I've got more ammunition coming at me on Capitol Hill. Now, what happened to Marion, I mean Michelle?"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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